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hello and welcome to: strangers.
this is a wilbur soot x male!reader
if you're a girl, or anything but male/masc-aligned; everytime that i reference the reader having masculine features/being male, please do not comment on how you do not have those features or are not male/masc-aligned. i honestly don't give a shit about the fact that you're not what the reader is.
btw, if you're a fujo; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, do not read :D, i do not want to see you in my comments fetishizing mlm content.
i use two of my ocs as y/n's friends; xio and lily. xio uses he/him pronouns and lily uses it/itself pronouns.
now that that's out of the way, here is the prologue....
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"this number neighbor shit is like so old, there's not even a point anyway. what would i do if i message some seventy year old perv?" y/n complained. the other two on the call just sighed. "don't sigh! im being serious! like what would happen if they're a hacker or something and come and stalk me!?"
"y/n, you lovable dumbass, its not gonna hurt to try right?"
"yeah! like xio said, you should try! i did it and i got a girlfriend out of it!"
"well, lily we're not all as lucky as you.. mine blocked me after 'hi'"
"okay, i'll only do it if you both give me some words of encouragement."
"that's a lot you're asking for but... I BELIEVE IN YOU N/N, YOU WILL MOST DEFINITELY GET A S/O LIKE I DID!!"
"jesus fuck lily! you didn't have to be so loud"
"you're only mad because you can't think of anything"
"i can to! listen up y/n! you are gonna be able to do this because i love you very much!"
"thats it.?"
"HAH?!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THATS IT? !!?!"
"pfft- i cant believe that you really fell for that! don't worry xio, i love you too."
"what about mee"
"yes lily, i also love you."
"alrighty n/n! GO GET SOME!!"
"LILYYY"
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