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If you look closely into the horizon, where the dark blue sky starts to disappear by the faint light beams of the sun, and the silence is broken by the birds chirping, where everyone is still asleep except for two, you see them standing far away from your sight you come closer to make the scene clearer as you find Mr. and Mrs. Minecraft standing in their balcony taking their morning coffee watching the horizon and talking, talking about the years they have spent together, at a first glance you would think this is a normal couple with a normal family, but it is rather different or to be more accurate more extraordinary with weirder past.
“Another day a new sun to rise”
“I find it mesmerizing you still believe that every day a new sun gets born dear”
“I mean everyone has the freedom to choose what to believe in isn’t that right Kristin?”
“You are right so; I can believe you believing this is weird isn’t that right Phil?”
“You and your stubbornness yea, of course, you can”
Hours pass by as they talk, the sun turns from a faint light beam to a shining star making everywhere lit by its rays, everyone starts to wake up while Phil and Kristin are still talking until Phil decides to check the time.
“It is 7 I think I should wake the kids up”
“You are right after all they shouldn’t be late on their first day of school”
As Phil climbs the stairs to wake the kids, Kristin starts making breakfast for her children.
The door gets slammed wide open:
“RISE AND SHINE LITTLE GREMLINS” shouts Phil
You see two kids jumping from their beds in fear
“wha-… what…. Phil?” mutters one of the kids while the other one starts to shout saying:
“WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK PHIL”
Another kid starts to wake up slowly, then he starts to rub his eyes opening them slowly and start to laugh immediately
“BAHAHAHAHAHAHA look at your faces”
“What a good joke tubbo, how funny” mutters Phil’s youngest son Tommy
“I mean tubbo isn’t wrong we look horrendous”
“Of course, you would say that ranboo”
“That should be enough now go get dressed for school” speaks Phil to remind them school starts today.
“You got to be kidding we are starting school again!” mutters tommy
“Yes, you are. Now go and get dressed you don’t want to be late for school, do you?” states Phil
“I don’t even want to go Phil” answers tommy
“don’t worry Phil we are going to get ready as fast as possible right guys?” asks tubbo
“of course, just give us a minute” states ranboo
“Great I will go wake your brothers up while you get ready for breakfast and…” before Phil could finish his sentence tommy start to shout saying:
“YOU ACTUALLY WOKE US UP BEFORE TECHNO AND WIL” however Phil ignored tommy’s words and got out of the room to wake the twins up.
“at least you tried right tommy?” spits ranboo sarcastically
“Can you shut up already”
As Phil enters the twin's room, he starts waking them up by gently opening the curtains to let the sun rays touch his kid's faces, and you see a brown-haired 17 or 18 year old placing his pillow above his head to avoid the warm sun rays while the other kid who has pink hair? Yes, pink hair waking up and greets his dad and you hear a faint mutter from the browned hair boy saying:
“Five more minutes father” but then you hear a voice, a sarcastic voice coming from the pink-haired guy:
“Who is a little lazy catboy who gets everyone simping for?” the brown-haired boy wakes up immediately and starts shouting:
“I AM NOT A CATBOY”
“Welcome father” states the pink-haired guy
“Yea thanks techno now time for school remember?”
“SO, YOU GUYS ARE IGNORING ME NOW HUH” shouts techno’s twin Wilbur and if you are wondering what makes Wilbur so pressed about being called a catboy it is that one time he let his girlfriend make him wear cat ears and since then everyone in the family calls him a catboy and if you were in wil’s Shoes you would find it pretty annoying as well as embarrassing.
“Wilbur stop being an annoying twin and listen to father”
“thank you again techno now if you don’t mind me and your mother will be waiting for you downstairs so get ready and dressed for school” after Phil speaks his words he leaves the room and goes down the stairs to his beloved wife.
“Ugh school again, at least this time will be our last right techno?”
“Yea you are right wil,” techno says his word as you hear a small giggling sound coming from beneath his collar
“What’s so funny techno?”
“It is just how you remind me of tommy sometimes just like now, both of you complain about school all of the time”
“It is not my problem he looks up to me so much” states wil
“Yea, yea you have a point” as you are hearing the conversation between the twins a running sound comes from the hallway and immediately you hear tommy shouting:
“FUCK YOU BITCHES WE ARE GOING TO FINISH ALL THE FOOD, RIGHT GUYS”
“YEA” shouts tubbo and ranboo in the same breath
“Oh shit, I think we should get dressed and fast”
“Agreed, fast Wilbur fast”
“Are you sure the kids woke up Phil?”
“Yes, and…” another time where Phil tries to finish his sentence he gets interrupted by shouting voices and running children sounds.
“MOTHER” shouts the kids
“You definitely woke them up, Good morning kids”
“What are we having for breakfast?” asks tommy eagerly
“I ma-“as Kristin was telling the children what their breakfast will be Phil interrupts saying:
“Your mother thought pancakes are a perfect breakfast for today”
“Indeed, Phil. and I made some extra waffles for ranboo since he doesn’t like pancakes”
“Pfft who doesn’t like pancakes” states tommy
“Why do you have to be so mean tommy?”
“It is fine tubbo, it is just tommy being tommy” after ranboo replies to tubbo they hear a voice coming from the stairs saying:
“So, tommy is making fun of ranboo again huh?”
“Good morning wil, and you too techno” mutters Kristin
“It is just tommy being tommy, wil”
“I can see ranboo”
“Ok boys come and eat your breakfast, also did any of you see my camera?” says Phil as you hear a small giggling sound from tommy and tubbo
“Tommy where is father’s camera” asks techno
“Why would you assume I took it?”
“oh come on you don’t me to obey the voices, do you ?”
“Ok, ok I will go get it, don’t annoy me with your blood god shit”.
What voices you might be asking, blood god? you just saw this family today and yet there is so much to know about them. from all the centuries that have passed, you never saw people like them; however Phil looks familiar, but it can’t be the same person right? You have no choice but to watch this family to get your answers. finally, after decades of searching, you found something to entertain you, being immortal can be boring sometimes you know.
While you are watching the silly conversations between the members of this abnormal family, you miss your family, don’t you? You miss those warm feelings you got from them. You try to ignore your thoughts and concentrate with the family but then you hear a sound. A bus? Why is there a bus? Oh yes, the school bus!
“The school bus is here” states phil “quick time to take the photo”
“Come on kids, quick before you miss the bus” says Kristin
The photo? They are having a school annual photo? You miss your siblings, don’t you? you ignore that voice in your head again and take a glance at the photo
“Tommy, why didn’t you tie your tie?” asks Kristin
“It’s annoying mother why would I even tie it?”
“Ok fine go to your bus”
“When will our bus arrive, ugh” as wil complains you hear another bus, why aren’t they in the same school? Why do tommy, tubbo and ranboo go to a catholic school while Wilbur and techno go to a public school? Maybe the kids are just too chaotic their parents are trying to make them behave.
“You jinxed it Wilbur are you happy now”
“Just... can you shut up already techno, let’s just go”
“Bye kids”
“Bye father bye mother”
You decide to take a glance at the kids first, they are attending a catholic school after all nothing much happens there¸ however, a public high school can turn into a battlefield if not a war sometimes
“Do you think anyone new will attend our school this year?” asks tubbo
“Why would they, our school is the most boring place on this earth”
“I have to agree with tommy, watching a snail race can literally be more entertaining than our school” states ranboo
“I think you guys are right”
As you expected nothing much happened, it is time to take a glance at the twins
They are still on the bus huh, but wait who are those two girls talking to them? You come closer to hear their conversation
“Do you guys think the “dream team” will still be attending our school?”
“wil please you ask this every year, and ofc the answer won’t change this time, especially when you know that George's parents own the school”
“I know techno just making sure”
You see the red-haired girl start talking but wait she doesn’t look like a normal human being she looks more like a shapeshifter? You try to convince yourself that you are overanalyzing but are you really?
“Why do you hate them so much Wilbur, I still don’t get it”
“look sally,…”
So, the red-haired girl is named sally, what about the girl that is talking right now? What is her name?
“Look sally, Wilbur just doesn’t like the “dream team” since dream tried to date you but you chose Wilbur and since then they hate each other such a silly reason if you ask me”
“Oh, really all of this because of me” you hear a little giggle from sally
“No, not only that sally, don’t you dare forget they are the bullies of this school” states wil
“I know wil but it is just funny how you and dream hate each other because of me, also how did you know about this Nikki?”
So, her name is Nikki what a beautiful name and sally is Wilbur’s girlfriend, she is the one who made Wilbur wear the cat ears, huh, I can see her doing that
“Well as you know I am wil’s best friend since we were 5 and he tells me all his secrets, especially when he gets angry”
“Oh, I didn’t know you were that close”
“Well now you know”
They arrived, the school, you have seen it before, but how? while you are diving in your thoughts you see 3 figures approaching the squad, let me guess the “dream team”
“Look who arrived, the losers decided to show us their faces again” you hear those words from the blond-haired guy while Wilbur replies saying:
“And look who decided to give us a visit, the brats”
“Nikki, should we go?” askes sally
“Yes, indeed”
So, they are leaving their friends like that, they are leaving the drama like that I had better expectations for those two girls
“Wilbur we should go, stop being a child”
“Where are you going techo, you aren’t a coward are you?”
“No, I am not sapnap and I don’t think you want to see what I can do either”
“Oh no, I am so scared” as the black-haired guy mocks techno you can't but wonder how all of these boys look so familiar.
“Guys let’s just go, it is just the first day of school”
“Not before I show this loser who is in control George” replies sapnap
“Ok that’s enough”
when you hear those words from techno, your eyes have never been wider, as you see him make the three collapse to the ground in one move, you never saw someone who can do this except… except, no it can’t be, can it?
“let’s go wil”
“techo you promised you would never do this in front of people”
“And I promised to protect my family over anything”