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Hi my name is Matt Ques'tion Intelligence Hawking Amodio and I have short curly brown hair and brown eyes like chocolate brownies and I won 38 games of Jeopardy (AN: if u don't know what that is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Stephen Hawking but I wish I was because he's a major fucking brainiac. I'm a human but my brain is like a cyborg. I'm also a game show contestant, and I go to a TV studio called Sony where I won $1,518,601. I'm a nerd (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly shirts and jackets but sometimes sweaters. For example today I was wearing a purple shirt with a matching black jacket and a black leather belt, khaki pants and black shoes. I was walking outside Sony. It was snowing and raining because of climate change, which I am very aware of. A lot of jocks stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
"Hey Matt!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was.........................James Holzhauer!
"What's up James?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.
But then, I heard the stage coordinator call me and I had to go away.