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Izuku walked to the front of the school, dread filling his stomach.
My classmates probably heard about the suicide baiting from Kachan…
He walked into his first class to see everyone laughing, he didn’t notice anything they would want to laugh about until he got to his desk.
A flower.
The barrier of not telling Izuku to kill himself had disappeared when Kachan told him to jump off a roof.
Izuku picked up the flower and sat down, holding the flower loosely in his hand as he set down his stuff.
What if I really jumped off a roof, what would they do then?
The police might look into the school and the teachers and students might get in trouble.
Mom would be sad though…
“Midoriya can you write the answer to question 2 in scientific notation up on the board?” The teacher called on him.
Izuku looked at his paper, then walked up to the board and wrote the answer.
3.1855 x 10^11
“Thank you Midoriya, you can go sit down.”
Izuku sat down at his desk.
I need to pay attention, school now, suicidal thoughts later.
He looked into his hand, the flower he had been holding was crushed. He shoved the flower in his pocket, then he realized, his pocket had a hole in it, he checked his other pocket, it also had a hole. He just threw the flower under his desk, hoping nobody had noticed.
—
It’s finally lunch time.
Ever since Kachan wanted to get McDonalds with his lackeys, the teachers just let the students leave the school grounds during lunch. Izuku likes to eat lunch in a nearby park, it’s usually pretty calm there, and his bullies haven’t found it yet.
He got to the picnic table he usually ate lunch on, there was a group of kids surrounding it. In the middle of the group there was a kid with a mutant type bird quirk.
“Yar Har Har let’s go search for treasure! Go, my mighty crew!” The kid said.
They must be playing pirates, it’s surprising. Most kids like to play heroes.
All of the kids left except for the one with the bird quirk left.
Izuku and the kid made eye contact, then stared at each other.
“You have weird hair” the kid stated.
Really? Is that all this kid has to say?
“Your hair is just as weird, if not, weirder than mine.” Izuku yelled at the kid. “Why are you playing pirates anyway? No offense, but don’t little kids like you want to become heroes?”
“Yeah, heroes are cool and all but pirates are free, and freedom is better than being trapped like cattle!”
Eren Yeager?
Izuku sighed, then walked away.
That picnic table is too dirty, there was mud on that kid’s shoes.
Izuku stopped walking when he heard his phone ring, it was an unknown number.
Maybe I could prank them?
Yeah, that sounds fun!
He accepted the call.
“Hello, welcome to the crap café, how may I help you?” Izuku said.
“Hello there, I would like to speak to Izuku Midoriya please.” The man on the other side said.
“Sorry sir, none of our workers have that name.”
“I need to talk to Izuku Midoriya.”
“As I said before, he doesn’t work here.”
“And as I said before, I need to speak to Izuku Midoriya. I’m sure I dialed the correct number.”
“Sorry sir, this isn’t
“Sorry sir, this isn’t the phone number of Izuku Midoriya.”
“Then what is his number!?”
“I don’t know.”
“Ma’am I need you to give me your name.”
Did he say something about a Death Note?
And is my voice really that high?
I could work with this…
“My name is Izumi Midoriya.”
“…”
“…”
“Izuku your transgender!?”
“Uhh… yeah”
“Cool.”
“Anyways, I would like to tell you now that I am your child.”
“…”
“…”
“I’ve never been with a 5 mile radius of a woman…”
“You reproduced asexually without knowing.”
“But that’s impossible.”
“Anything is possible with quirks.”
“Yeah, but there has to be something that’s impossible.”
“True, but there is always the possibility that there is a quirk that can do that…”
“Yeah you’re right…”
“…”
“…”
“…”
“Anyways would you like to know about how to properly clean a carpet-“
“Anyways I have to go walk my fish.” Izuku hung up on the guy.
Well, that was fun while it lasted.
Izuku slipped his phone into his pocket.
I should probably tell the police about that guy, he might actually own a Death Note.
I’ll eat lunch first though.
He looked around for a picnic table, then he saw one.
There was a table on the other side of a small bridge that went over a creek.
This bridge looks like it will break if I simply step on it…
The only other way to get to that part of the park is if I go all the way around, I would have barely have enough time to eat my lunch. I would be stuck down there until somebody found me if I use the bridge and it broke. I’ll just go around, I’d rather be late to class than miss all of my afternoon classes.
Izuku made it to the picnic table, then got out his lunch and quickly started eating.
I need to eat quickly, I would prefer not being late to class.
When Izuku was finished, he looked at his watch.
12:30
I still have 15 minutes, until class, maybe I could take more notes on that hero fight from yesterday?
Yeah.
He checked his watch after taking notes on what he remembered
12:50
Crap.
Class started five minutes ago!
I need to get back to the school quickly, but how? It’ll take 15 minutes to get back to the school if I go the way I went to get here, not to mention I have to stop at my locker…
I could skip the long route if I use the almost broken bridge.
It’ll break immediately once I step on it!
I might be able to jump over it if I get a good head start…
Izuku started backing up from the bridge, then ran as fast as he could, then took a leap of faith over the bridge. He felt his foot hit mud, then slip. His back hit the bridge, then the bridge broke from the large amount of force hitting it.
Is this how I die?
That creek looks shallow…
Dying from falling into a very shallow creek doesn’t seem like a bad way to die…
People will just think it was an accident. Well, it is.
He hit the water, but he didn’t feel any solid ground touch his back, he just kept sinking…
He fell unconscious eventually.
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Izuku woke up in a bed with white sheets and an IV in his arm.
Where am I?
This looks like a hospital…
Izuku took out the IV and got out of the bed.
This might be a stupid thing to do, but I need to find out where I am…
He started to walk around the room looking at everything.
The room is pretty plain, there’s just a bed and night stand. There’s also a door that most likely leads to the hallway.
I should go find a nurse.
Izuku opened the door, and peeked his head out of the room, he saw a nurse who stopped as she saw him.
“Hey! You woke up! Wait a minute… You need to get back in bed!” She yelled. “You were found by a marine on the shore of this island, you were sick, and almost drowned.
Found by a marine… Does she mean a police officer?
“You need to get back to bed, I’ll in form Tashigi-san that you’re awake.” The nurse said.
“Tashigi? Are they the marine that found me? Even if they are, why do they need to know when I woke up?” Izuku asked.
“She found you laying on the shore of the island, and I don’t know why, but she wants to talk to you when you feel better.”
I can understand wanting to know if the person you saved is alright, but why does she want to talk with me after? I can’t think of any reason…
Oh crap…
Did she find my notebook?
What if she wants to arrest me? I have so much information on the heroes that they might think I’m a villain analyst! Well, there is a possibility that she might just think in a regular analyst… Oh who am I kidding, my notebooks aren’t good enough to be analyst level, they’re probably worse than what a kindergartener can make…
Now that I’ve taken the notebook off the list of things she might want to talk with me about, what else might be a reason for her wanting to talk to me.
“You need to get back to your room!” The nurse yelled at him.
After I get some rest I’ll think about it…