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Abridged!Kaiba: I transcend common sense!
Abridged!Alister: Wait a minute, did you just fuse a Monster with a Trap!?
Abridged!Kaiba: Yeah, so?
Abridged!Alister: You're not a main character! You can't go around breaking the rules!
Abridged!Kaiba: Dude, I'm Seto Fucking Kaiba! I eat main characters like they're popcorn! Also, screw the rules.
Abridged!Mokuba (scoffs): More like you get eaten by main characters...
Abridged!Kaiba: Shut up, Mokuba.
Abridged!Mokuba: What's the matter, Seto? Can't handle the truth?
Abridged!Kaiba: I'm warning you, Mokuba...
Abridged!Mokuba (rolls his eyes): Oh puhleeze! You lost to someone who keeps Mushroom Man in his deck! Frigging Mushroom Man! Even Rex and Weevil think you're pathetic!
Abridged!Kaiba: Are you going through Japanese puberty again, Mokuba?
Abridged!Alister: Actually, he's going through Korean puberty.
Abridged!Kaiba: How can you tell?
Abridged!Alister: My little brother Mikey, whom your father killed...
Abridged!Kaiba: Not my fault.
Abridged!Alister: Don't care. (Clears throat). As I was saying, my little brother Mikey, whom your evil foster dad who turned into a computer virus kill--I-I mean, sent to the Shadow Realm , was starting Korean puberty when he... y'know. Seriously, there was a time he responded to everything with K-Pop references.
Abridged!Mokuba: Gangnam Style!
Abridged!Alister: Kinda like that. By the way, he asked me to tell you he hates those new dragon-themed curtains you chose for the conference room.
Abridged!Kaiba: What!? (Turns to Mokuba). You told me you loved them!
Abridged!Mokuba: BTS!
Abridged!Alister: He said "I lied."
Abridged!Kaiba: Great. Anything else you wanna fess up to, little brother, like that time you put itching powder on my new trenchcoat, which was made in Pittsburg, and you blamed it on Wheeler? Not that I minded siccing ol' Blue Eyes on him, but still...
Abridged!Mokuba: Sasaeng! (Runs away).
Abridged!Alister: He said "Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta reenact my favorites scenes from Perfect Blue."
Abridged!Kaiba: You can understand all that from a single phrase? That's amazing!
Abridged!Alister (shrugs): No biggie. It's all thanks to that K-Pop-to-English correspondence course I took in the nineties. Cost me an arm and a leg, but it was all worth it... I think. Let's continue. This boring card game isn't going to play itself, and I have loan sharks to give the slip to.
Abridged!Kaiba: 0_0