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@ nyanya [AKA] there is so much violence in this one, lunya tunya, she no like the banana, Ligaya Lisuga (Siren), emotionally 7'00", [Siren...
nyanya
piano man!!（＾∀＾）ﾉｼ
Wyrmblood
What do you want
nyanya
am i not allowed to be worried about my dear sweet precious friend estinien, who was crushed by a piano at the tender age ofhow old are you
never mind. did you ask her out yet
Wyrmblood
I don't know what you're talking about
nyanya
i know ninira went to visit you in the hospital last night you punk
and she brought treats for you n haruki from rjolis
haruki got those jelly-filled donuts he loves
but she gave you MACARONS
do you know how expensive macarons are.
Wyrmblood
Idk like five gil for a box
nyanya
FOUR GIL APIECE
Wyrmblood
What the fuck
nyanya
its the almond flour
anyway if you wont make a move i will
Wyrmblood
No?????????
nyanya
i never said i was doing it for you
bitch im gonna get me a girl who loves me enough to buy me ishgardian macarons out of her tiny cashier paycheck when im on my deathbed
Wyrmblood
I'm not dying I have a broken leg and I'm being monitored in case my head swells to the size of a fucking paissa
And everyone knows you have a thing for your roommate
nyanya
i have two hands
Wyrmblood
You don't even have anything in the first one
nyanya
i will if you dont buckle up and get going ponyboy
Wyrmblood
Okay fine let's say hypothetically
I liked Ninira and wanted to ask her out
Why and how would I do it when I'm trapped in this hospital bed for who knows how long
nyanya
captive audience. and you literally just said youre not dying youll be out of there before weekly reset. drama queen.
also hanami sent us pics. you look pathetic and girls love a sad little man. thats why
listen i have a plan
we gather a full party of blms in the churning mists
and surround her in ley lines
and then you get down on one knee and
Wyrmblood
No
nyanya
she would love it
Wyrmblood
She would
I am not hypothetically asking her out ingame with a promposal
And I am not asking Aymeric to bring my ps4 to the hospital
nyanya
haruharu asked for his
Wyrmblood
Do NOT
Compare me to that blue beach ball
nyanya
why? scared everyone will accuse you of kinning TWO haganes???
Wyrmblood
Lunya.
nyanya
>:3c
seriously though. you dont have to do anything, but i think how shes been fretting over you is proof enough that youre not trapped in one of her sad unrequited romance paperbacks
ik telling you is one thing, but Look for once this time estinien. weve known for ages you had a chance. youre the only one whos been saying otherwise
maybe its time to let yourself be happy!
The door of the hospital room creaked open carefully, a familiar mop of lavender hair poking out from behind a bouquet of flowers that nearly dwarfed its holder in size as it carefully shuffled inside. At the sight of her—even if she couldn't see him in turn yet— Estinien's old high school javelin throw instincts immediately kicked in and he flung his phone across the room, where it hit the corner with a BANG and fell behind the recliner there. Regret and shame immediately flooded him but on the other hand the damned thing's screen was already cracked anyway and Ysayle had been mocking him for months about how old it was.
At the sound, Ninira peeked around the barrage of colourful flowers that didn't look right at all between the sterile hospital room and himself, the guy who ripped his favourite leather pants and nearly died trying to help his stupid friends move their stupid new piano up the stairs for twenty gil and thought anything more saturated than a cool gray was too bright.
"Estinien? I hope I didn't surprise you too bad—"
"Ninira," Estinien greeted as casually as he could despite having possibly destroyed his cellphone for no fucking reason.
Behind the recliner, said phone pinged innocently with another Linkcord message.
@ nyanya 
nyanya
anyway me n raha are gonna go grocery shopping but nini should be there any second now ahuhu youre welcome (￣y▽,￣)╭
i told her to sign your cast before anyone else could and she bolted LMAO
and shes bringing my flowers!!! i hope youre allergic, stinky!!! <3