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hunger outweighs logic

Summary:

Xiao it very hunger after a long morning of keeping up with adepti activites. He takes a quick break at Wangshuu Inn and gets... distracted

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It was Xiao's every day life standing Wanshuu Inn, until he smelled something so good, it was.. almond tofu.

Xiao couldn't resist the smell so he went into the kitchen and saw almond tofu on the counter and no one else there.

Xiao had some adepti business to care of, he should be doing that but.. He really, really likes almond tofu. He takes the plate from the kitchen counter and moves it to the table at the side. He looks at the almond tofu and has a mouthful.

It tasted sooo and Xiao tries so hard not to moan, It looked so good, the creaminess made Xiao's mouth water.

He continued to eat some more. It was just So. Good. Perhaps in less then 20 seconds he had downed the whole plate, and his stomach rumbled in appreciation, though he craved some more. Xiao got up, not even bothering to wide off the sides of his mouth and ravaged the fridge looking for some more of this intoxicating

meal Xiao found 10 more plates of almond tofu in the fridge all look so good. Xiao grabs all 10 plates and places them on the table,

Xiao then took his pants off. Oh archons, what am I doing? The adepti thought to himself. No matter how much his mind told him too stop. He just couldn't. He dropped his pants on the floor and stepped out of it. His cock was semi-erect. But within a matter of time that would change as he started pumping his dick up and down all without taking his eyes off of the enticing trays in front of him

 

Xiao moans so loud as he reached his climax.  He wondered why all this almond tofu was here. "Oh shit. Isn't this supposed to be Zhongli's for some party??" Xiao looks at the cum all over the almond tofu plates and almost starts crying knowing that he doesn't even know how to cook.

 

I'm worthless when it comes to navigating around the kitchen. What will I do? Xiao thought. He had no choice. He had promised to never lie again but, it's not a lie if he doesn't actually say anything, is it? Xiao took all the cum covered plates and went outside, hiding in the shadows. He placed them in some merchants cart then ran off

 

 

He then runs away to do his Adepti business and hoping to not be seen for a few days scared that people will think he did it

 

 


 

 

"Where did all the Almond Tofu go!?" Smiley Yanxiao exclaimed with a hand to his forehead. "How could this happen?!" 

He ran up the stairs to talk to Verr Godet "What, what happened? " She asked, with the same distressed look Yanxiao had.

"I- I don't know, somebody took all the Almond Tofu for the party!"

"Ah, that can't be.." She stepped from behind the desk and walked around the loft, looking around the kitchen and the.. too the table.

"WHATS THIS??!!!?!" She shouted very loudly.

It was residue of cum. 

Xiao's cum.

Verr Godet licked it, then kissed Smiley Yanxiao. 

 

They fucked on the same table.

 

 

 

Notes:

why did you read the whole thing 😟 even better question why did we even write this...