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Sakuya: GUYS ITS HAPPENING
Sakuya: HE TALKED TO ME
Koyuki: congratulations!!! what did he say?
Ryusei: tsubaki asked for his number and he straight goes: I don't have a number
And then this bitch realized that he fucked up and added: for you
Sakuya: anyways he simps for me anyway so it's fine :']
Koyuki: mahi could add him here to help this mission ;)
Mahiru: Sure, give me some time so I can get his number
Sakuya: we're not questioning how mahi gets like everybody's number?
Ryusei: exactly :) don't question it
Mahiru: They want it so they can ask for homework because their lazy and do it themselves
Koyuki: same bestie
Ryusei: you should just give them the wrong answer hsjshhz
Koyuki: no then they'll be mad
Ryuusei: then ill fuck them up for u
Sakuya changed Ryuuseis name
simp: bitch
Sakuya: :))
Mahiru: ✨language✨
Sakuya changed Mahiru's name
mamamahi: ill take away ur admin rights
Sakuya: you wouldn't
simp: he does :((
Koyuki: the times where ryuusei was an admin :(((
Sakuya: :(((
mamamahi: It was for the better
mamamahi: anyways
mamamahi added (1) one participant
Tsubaki: HI BITCHES
mamamahi: language
Sakuya: :|
simp: not sakuya having a whole different personality once tsubaki appears lmao
Koyuki: yeah right he's literally smiling like an idiot...
Tsubaki: naw i didn't know sakuya liked me that much :)
Sakuya: i don't like u, my sister messaged me dumbass
Tsubaki: you like me i know
Sakuya: no i don't
mamamahi changed Sakuyas name
tsundere: seriously
mamamahi: revenge
simp: change his name to yandere
mamamahi: but tsundere fits better
Koyuki: yeah riiiight just change you dont need to know why
mamamahi changed tsunderes name
yandere: does that give me the permission to kill people
Tsubaki: prob not but ill help you hide the body :D
simp: please discuss further details in private chat, or I might have to snitch to my dad :,(
yandere: imagine having a dad that is a cop and having fights regularly
simp: imagine having no dad
Tsubaki:that was rude
yandere: nah it's fine I've given them permission :) he's still alive and well
Koyuki:**still**
yandere: does the offer still stand that you'll help me hide a body tsu ??
Tsubaki: ofc :))
yandere: :))
simp: BITCHES FURTHER DETAILS IN PRIVATE CHAT MY DADS A FUCKIN COP YOU FUCKIN DONKEYS
yandere: sorry not sorry
mamamahi: ever heard about speaking normally
simp: yeah sure but I'm gay
Koyuki: I don't swear tho?
yandere: bestie is this an outing
Koyuki: OH DAMM I FORGOT I DIDN'T TELL YOU YET
mamamahi: 99% of this chat is gay no need to panic
Tsubaki: imagine being the only straight guy
simp: kinda sad ngl
yandere: don't bully him he'll get there eventually
Tsubaki: kinda impossible to stay straight with you existing
simp changed Tsubakis name
flirty fox: HAHAHA WHAT TF IS THIS NAME
Koyuki: it's funny tho
flirty fox : yeah it is
flirty fox: nooo ure the only one without a custom name :((
mamamahi changed Koyukis name
cinnamon roll: i think you got the wrong person mahi
simp: no this is accurate, have u seen him with a knife
yandere: fuckin scary
mamamahi: jeez it was a cooking knife
cinnamon roll: hope u find someone with a knife kink then
flirty fox: no need to i'm right here
yandere: these images in my head
mamamahi: no
simp: i swear to the life of my none existing rat that kuya almost had an heattattack while waiting for that no
yandere: i had one
yandere: so now is it a lie or not :D
mamamahi: stfu
flirty fox: did the mother hen just swear
cinnamon roll: why would you betray me like that mahi
mamamahi: sorry :(((((