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Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the boy
The boy who has everything?
Look at this trove, treasures untold
How many wonders can one closest hold?
Looking around here you'd think
Sure, he's got everything
I've got chest binders and three ring school binders a plenty
I've got Pokemon Themed chest binders and Basic ones I bought on saleBasic, Put me in Jacob decided to add some special to them galore
(You want To wear a binder even though you are plus-size? I've got 20 to fit Plus sized people)
But who cares? no big deal
I want more, I wanna be where the men are
I wanna see wanna see 'em Fighting
Play around with those
(What do you call 'em? Oh members)
Being a lady you don't get to far
Being a man is required for fighting, bullying
Playing that game with a ball
(What's it again?)
Football
Up where they Fight, up where they brag
Up where they Play there video games All day
Wandering free
Wish I could be part of that world
What would I give if I could live
Out of this house?
What would I pay to spend a day
Getting my knees all cut up?
Bet'cha out there, they understand
Bet they don't reprimand their trans kids
Bright young Kiddos, sick of Being told what to do
Ready to play and ready to know what the people know!
Ask 'em my questions
And get some answers
What's a Beer and how does it
(What's the word?)
Taste, when's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love love
To explore that place up above?
Out of the home
Wish I could be part of that world! I'm ready to stop adding scars to myself! Ready to be free! And not feel pain!
