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1. SELL [Yourselves] SHORT by DullahanZam

   Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M, Other
   • Work in Progress

   24 Sep 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Spamton G. Spamton/Reader
   • Spamton G. Spamton
   • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
   • Trauma
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Fluff
   • no explicit nsfw sorry but I ain't about that
   • Implied Sexual Content
   • Swearing
   • Happy Ending
   • Spamton gets the love and support he deserves
   • spamton is still a conniving middle aged bastard salesman
   • but ALSO my poor little meow meow simultaneously these traits coexist
   • no beta we die like berdly
   • Spamton Neo does make an appearance eventually. we do get there.
   • POV Second Person
   • use of Y/N
   • Gender-Neutral Pronouns
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • plot gets headcanon heavy regarding souls at the end fyi because i am being self indulgent sorry
   • Slow Burn
   • past Spamtenna referenced

   Summary

   What if Spamton ran into another Lightner before Kris? What if they were lacking the strength and determination to be useful for his grand plan? Well, Spamton G. Spamton hasn't let a damn thing stop him yet, maybe he can still strike a deal to get what he wants.

   Hello world, this is the first ever fic I've written to share with people. It's still incredibly self indulgent on my end, but maybe it will scratch that Spamton-itch for some of you as well. Reader has a purple soul. It may or may not be essential to the plot later. Thanks for reading if you do, I hope you enjoy the ride with our favorite dumpster puppet!

   EDIT: WE ARE SO BACK BABYYYY. NOW CONTAINS [Chapter 3 Spoilers] only with regards to Spamton & Tenna backstory

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   English

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