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Communication is a necessary skill needed within the work place, especially in a school that is responsible for hundreds of teens. Without it the students and staff could end up in dangerous situations.
This is exactly why Nedzu has decided it’s time for a solution to this issue.
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<5:40 pm>
*Nedzu has created a group chat*
*Nedzu has named the chat “UA Staff”*
*Nedzu has added Eraserhead, Present Mic, Powerloader and 10 others to “UA Staff”*
Nedzu: Welcome to U.A’s Staff chat! I have come to the conclusion that to better our communication and coordination it will be beneficial to have an easy access chat to save going through all the trouble of e-mails. Please use these resources given to you, from me the Principle!
*Present Mic and 12 others are online*
Midnight: oooh a group chat
Present Mic: AHHH EXCITING!!!
Eraserhead: Why do I have to suffer like this?
Hound Dog: This will be useful.
==== Time skip, 3 weeks ===
<11:53pm>
UA Staff
*Midnight and Present Mic are online*
Present Mic: I still can’t believe shou expelled most of his class, Nem.
Midnight: I know Zashi, I don’t know how he can do that!
*Cheshire Cat has entered “UA Staff”*
*Lunch Rush, Powerloader and 2 others are online*
Thirteen: Is that a new staff member?
Midnight: umm I haven’t heard anything about new staff...
- Has anyone else heard anything?
Snipe: I haven't
Lunch Rush: Nope
Powerloader: same here
Midnight: ...umm..?
Present Mic: Hello...? @Cheshire Cat
Cheshire Cat: Umm... hi?
- @eraserhead there is an attempted murder going to happen in 5 minutes behind the abandoned warehouse 2 blocks from your South.
- The attacker, silent siren, has a silencing quirk that works in a 10-meter radius, it's an emitter so you should be able to handle it. Watch out for their knives tho!
*Eraserhead is online*
Eraserhead: who are you? How did you get all that information? Including my current location?
Cheshire Cat: Don’t worry about it! I will send Tsuki your way
*Cheshire Cat is offline*
Present Mic: Can someone please explain what just happened and who they are?
Eraserhead: I’ve apparently got a murder to stop.
*Eraserhead is offline*
Present Mic: Thanks, your SO helpful Shouta.
Midnight: hahaha
- But seriously we have an unknown person on our work chat
===With Izuku===
Looking back at his phone all Izuku can think is ‘ Omg Hitoshi is not going to believe this’
He pushed his panic and fanboying aside because he has work to do, lives to save bla bla bla.
'Well, I better message Tsuki’ he thinks as he proceeds to open his private chat with a certain detective.
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<00: 06 am>
Private Chat: Detective Lie Detector
*Cheshire Cat is online*
Cheshire Cat: I have just sent Eraser to an attempted murder at an abandoned warehouse at XXX XXX I said I would send my favourite detective over their 😉
*Detective Lie Detector is online*
Detective Lie Detector: *sigh* I will head over with an officer
*Detective Lie Detector is offline*
Chesire Cat: Did You just sigh in text?
- Tsuki?
- Thanks, Tsuki!
*Cheshire Cat is offline*
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<4:26 pm>
Private Chat: Insomniac Party
CoffeeOrSleep: I need more coffee from the cat café
NoSleepWhoDis: You just want to go to the cat café again don’t you... fine, be there in 5.
*NoSleepWhoDis is offline*
*CoffeOrSleep has changed “NoSleepWhoDis” to “Creepy Cat”*
<00:09 am>
*Creepy Cat is online*
Creepy Cat: HEY! Asshole why do you keep changing my name to this??
*CoffeeOrSleep is online*
CoffeOrSleep: I think it fits you perfectly. Your name is Cheshire cat which is a fucking creepy cat plus you hack and shit aka stalking which is creepy, it’s perfect
Creepy Cat: I do not stalk people!
*Creepy Cat has changed their name to “NoSleepWhoDis”*
NoSleepWhoDis: Anyways... Your never gonna guess where I ended up while trying to hack into the pro hero forum
-UA!! Well, the staff group chat anyway.
CoffeeOrSleep: Wtf? how do you get from tryin’ to hack the hero forum to ending up in a UA staff group chat?
NoSleepWhoDis: I have no idea Toshi. But that’s not even the best part
NoSleepWhoDis has sent 1 attachment
The attachment is a screenshot of the conversation between Cheshire Cat and Eraserhead.
CoffeeOrSleep: YOU MESSAGED ERASERHEAD!!! Omg
NoSleepWhoDis: I know Toshi I’m the best
CoffeeOrSleep: I can’t believe you talked to eraserhead
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===Meanwhile, with Aizawa===
After talking to the detective all Aizawa can think about is the informant Cheshire cat. The detective said that they’ve been in contact with the police for 4 months now, always giving information on big cases, they are obviously a problem child.
“I can feel the headache from this problem already” he sighs.