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"That was nice." Gojyo breathed out, rolling onto the side of the bed. This one was platinum blond, almost straight up silver in the low light. Blond sat up, a small poutish smile on his face and turned to face Gojyo.
"Yes darlin, that was pretty nice." Oh yes, and he had the cutest accent too. He reached out to boop him on the nose. "I can see why they call ya what they call ya on campus." He flicked back the strands of silver hair away from his face and broke into a rare smile.
Gojyo replied with one of his usual grins and reached out for a cigarette. "Oh please don't, will ya darlin?" Blond had a disapproving look on his face and with a sigh of regret Gojyo laid back down, turning to face his latest hook up. Blond was pretty, in a country boy kinda way. He had the bluest eyes he has ever seen and his kissable lips were usually set in a small pout or smirk. Much like how Hakkai would give him a knowing smirk right before a blowjob and with a sigh of regret Gojyo pushed the thought away. This was his entire fault since he cheated on him with the other hot blond in their religious science module. And since he was already on a roll, why stop? Plus this country boy he met at the bar had only two items of clothing on, a rawhide vest and the shortest denim short shorts, so… it couldn't only be his fault, could it?
Like how it wasn't his fault said hot classmate pushed him against the wall after a heated argument about who would do which parts of the group assignment and fiercely kissed him. Things moved from one to another and Hakkai found them fucking right in their dorm room they shared. He stormed off right then and there and Gojyo headed to the bar to figure out his thoughts. And, well…
A short cough interrupted his thoughts and platinum blond gave him a strange look. "Sanzo dear, bless his heart would smoke like a chimney too. Made the room smell something awful." He crossed his arms then and Gojyo felt his stomach drop to the floor.
"You know him?" He said, his mouth moving faster than his brain would stop it. "Blond, has a tattoo of a monkey on his-"
"Lower back." Hazel finished, his mouth agape. "Of course, I was there when he got it." He narrowed his eyes, "We were together for a month till he cheated on me with that lousy brunette in our class yesterday. You know him, short hair, glasses and with those awful outdated earrings on one side."
Gojyo sat up, his mind racing with all the new information. Beside him Hazel continued as if he didn't notice his distress. "You know, people look at me and think I'm a drama queen but I reckon he's the real hot mess."