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great friends bet on their friends love lives
Jesper Fahey, Matthias Helvar, Wylan Van Eck, Nina Zenik
Nina: well????
Nina: has it happened yet????
Jesper: *sigh*
Jesper: no…
Jesper: da even asked inej if she was seeing any boys
Nina: and?????????
Jesper: she hesitated then said no
Jesper: but then kaz decided he was going to glare at me?
Jesper: the absolute audacity, i didn’t even ask the question!!
Wylan: you did kind of snort when she said no tho
Jesper: well yes, because its obvi that they’re seeing each other
Jesper: i think the only people that don’t realize it is them
Nina: ughhhhhhh i thought it would happen this weekenddddddd
Nina: once im out, the only person who can win is matthias
Matthias: I thought the point of placing our bets in the lock box was to hide everyone’s guesses
Nina: sweetheart, you are the only one who hasn’t told anyone your guess
Nina: so we opened the box just to check
Jesper: besides, wylan and i are out, so it doesnt really matter which of you win
Jesper: nina’ll get her fancy dinner either way
Nina: damn straight
Jesper: now, who wants to give me $20 to ask da if he knows any handsome young men to set inej up with
Nina: i’ll give you 10
Jesper: wylan says he’ll give me 5
Jesper: mattie boy, any interest?
Matthias: No, thank you
Jesper: solid try on my part
Jesper: now remember
Jesper: if you don’t hear back from me within the hour
Jesper: kaz has absolutely killed me
babe squad
Inej Ghafa, Nina Zenik
Nina: how many times has kaz threatened to kill jesper??
Inej: two that i know of, but i think i just saw jes flinch and kaz take a knife out from under the table
Nina: amazing <3
Nina: hows colm?
Inej: he’s good!
Inej: hes thinking of buying a beehive and collecting honey
Inej: and jes swore he heard him on the phone with a woman last night
Nina: damn, go colm
Nina: a dilf if there ever was one
Inej: hows everyone over there?
Nina: ugh, so put together
Nina: alina and mal bought a house over in the village
Nina: and david and genya are only a few months away from the wedding
Nina: at least zoya and nikolai are still pretending theyre just roommates
Nina: i love them all, theyre just a lot to live up to
Inej: i think you measure up just fine
Nina: <3
Inej: is matthias getting along with them?
Nina: yeah its been great!
Nina: nik hasnt stopped calling him captain canuck
Nina: and hes spent more time with david than mingling with the rest of us
Nina: but genya seems really happy about that
Inej: and zoya?
Nina: … has pretty much ignored him this entire time
Nina: but ill take it
Nina: ah its looking like we’re breaking out charades
Nina: make sure to pack up some of colms cornbread for me! <3 <3
Inej: will do! <3
delinquents llc
ceo (kaz), pr (jesper), the muscle (inej), temp (mattie), r&d (wylan), hr (nina)
pr (jesper): it is my absolute pleasure to let you all know that kaz brekker has finally lost a boardgame
hr (nina): say it aint so!
hr (nina): has hell frozen over?
hr (nina): has mighty zeus fallen?
ceo (kaz): i didn’t lose.
pr (jesper): that is a bold face lie
pr (jesper): he absolutely did and i have video evidence
pr (jesper): Attachment - 1 video
hr (nina): thanksgiving wishes do come true!!!
LOWERCASE IS FOR SIMPS
JESPER, NINA
JESPER: I WANT TO MELT INTO THE FLOOR
JESPER: BEFORE HE LEFT FOR BED MY DA ASKED IF WYLAN WAS SLEEPING IN THE GUEST ROOM OR NOT
JESPER: AND I PANICKED AND SAID HE WAS
NINA: IM SORRY?!?!?!?!
JESPER: I DONT KNOW IT JUST CAME OUT
NINA: WELL DID YOU TAKE IT BACK???
JESPER: I DIDNT KNOW HOW!!!
NINA: JESPER PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND ISNT CURRENTLY IN ANOTHER ROOM
JESPER: I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO
JESPER: BUT THAT WOULD BE A LIE
NINA: GO GET HIM YOU STUPID DOLT
JESPER: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
JESPER: WHY AM I LIKE THIS???
Inej Ghafa, Wylan Van Eck
Wylan: hey inej, can i ask you something?
Inej: yeah of course wy, what’s up?
Wylan: did i do something wrong?
Wylan: i know jesper and i are pretty new
Wylan: but now im lying here alone and replaying everything i said or did tonight
Wylan: trying to figure out where it all went wrong
Inej: oh wy!
Inej: i think jes just doesn’t know how to act around you and his dad
Inej: kaz says you’re the first person he’s ever brought home
Wylan: except for kaz
Inej: well that’s different
Inej: jes is just nervous, im sure hes kicking himself right now over everything
Wylan: okay… so it’s not me?
Inej: not at all
Wylan: okay…
Wylan: thanks inej
Inej: of course!
LOWERCASE IS FOR SIMPS
JESPER, NINA
JESPER: OMG OMG OMG
NINA: WHAT WHAT WHAT?!?!?
JESPER: IM IN THE HALLWAY TO GO GET WYLAN
JESPER: AND INEJS DOOR IS OPEN
JESPER: BUT THERES NO INEJ
NINA: YYYYYYEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!
NINA: I WINNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
NINA: SUCK IT MATTHIAS!!!
JESPER: IT ONLY COUNTS IF THEY ANNOUNCE IT
JESPER: THEY HAVE TO DTR IT BY TOMORROW OR YOU LOSE