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LUCIFER
- No Chaotic Bone in his body whatsoever.
- But he has to deal with chaos the most lol.
- Sees you doing your usual shenanigans with Mammon
- At first, he didn’t pay too much attention to you two as this was nothing out of the ordinary.
- Until he saw you trying to fist-fight a demon while Mammon acting as your cheerleader
- “WOOO, U GO MC! KICK HIS ASS!”
- “Fuck yeah!”
- FUCK NO!
- Immediately swoops in and pulls you away before you land a punch on the demon and break your fingers
- Demon skins are as hard as steel.
- “MAMMON, MC, WHAT DO YOU TWO THINK YOU’RE DOING?!”
- And that’s how Mammon was strung up as the newest chandelier of the HOL
- Asmo and Levi were taking pics and posting them on Devilgram; while Satan was not surprised; but very pleased as this no doubt brought another headache to Lucifer.
- You, on the other hand, were sitting on your knees while listening to Lucifer’s 5hr lecture.
- “What in the devil’s name are you thinking?! You could have broke your fist! Or even worse, have the tables turned on you. Surely, you can’t believe you would win against a demon in a battle of strength?”
- “I mean—You never know until you try right? Also, Mammon said demons can’t kill bad bitches😎”
- “Language”
- “Sorry :( ”
- “I can’t believe you would believe that kind of nonsense. *sigh* And pray tell, what reason made you even do such a thing”
- “That demon called you a bitch. I regret nothing >:( ”
- Okay, Lucifer DID NOT expect that.
- “You’re saying you fought with that demon…for me?”
- Oh, Lucifer could feel a surge of warmth engulfing his heart.
- A tender smile threatened to lift up the corner of his lips; but he suppressed it, as he was still in the middle of scolding you.
- “Yeah, pretty much. I mean, only I get to call you my bitch”
- “What.”
- “What.”
- *sigh* “Seeing as you fought for my honour, I’ll let that slide. But never fight a demon ever again….Well, at very least, without me by your side.”
- “Yay! Sooooo, I don’t havfta write an apology letter right?”
- “Only this time.”
- “THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! I love you so muchhh, Lucifer!!”
- You ignored how your knees threatened to buckle in exhaustion; and threw yourself in Lucifer’s embrace, snuggling your nose into his chest.
- As a result, you missed the faint blush dusting his cheeks, and the smol curve of his lips.
Maybe Diavolo was right. He was going quite soft for you. He would never admit it though.- And maybe…that’s okay…..As long as it’s in moderation.
- Because whenever he lets you off the hook for punishment, you give him that utterly adorable smile and he just melts.
- Mammon on the other hand, wasn’t so lucky.
- “I expect a thousand page apology letter on my desk the next morning. And absolutely no dinner for you until you finish that letter! It was foolish of you to let MC confront a demon like that–”
- Not only did he have to fight the urge of puke after getting hung for so long; he had to listen to Lucifer’s boring rant for at least another 3 hrs.
- Just end him pls.
MAMMON
- Let’s be real, he’s as reckless as you can be.
- Absolute Chaos.
- Lucifer was considering putting a leash on both of you atp.
- Well, maybe not a leash for you; but perhaps a DDD tracker? Or a custom watch that lets him know your location at every given moment?
Woah Calm down Luci, don’t pull out the Yandere- “Mammon! I learnt some cool magic tricks from the human world.Wanna see?”
- “WAIT! I just saw a Deviltuber ‘Zach Queen’ pull in big ass stacks by doin these tricks! Let’s go and scam peeps with these magic shows too!”
- “Sure man lol.” #justvibin’
- So the both of you are performing in a shopping district in Devildom.
- Being the human exchange student have its perks and your booth was quickly filled with demons who wanted to have a look at the human.
- “Now for my next trick…I’m going to make my finger disappear! As you can see I’m not using any Magic spells. Nothing in my hands, no potion, no spellbook, nothing!”
- You ‘pulled’ your thumb away from your hand and everybody there was shookt.
- Because not only your finger disappeared, your whole arm disappeared.
- Wait. WHAT?!
- “MAMMON MY ARM IS GONE”
- “AHAHAHAH! WHAT DIDJA SAY?! I CAN’T HEAR YA FROM THESE SWEET SWEET MONEY”
- Mammon was busy collecting the grim that the demons were throwing at him.
- “MAMMON, U BITCH. LISTEN TO ME!”
- Bitch slap Mammon with the sack of grim.
- “MY. ARM. IS. GONE!!!!”
- Mammon finally looked at you.
- And screamed.
- “YO-YOU-YOUR ARM IS MISSIN?!?!??!?”
- “THAT’S WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING!!!”
- “OH NOOOO, WHAT IF LUCIFER FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS!?!?”
- “IDK MAN, BUT WE SHOULD FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO BEFORE LUCIFER FINDS OUT AND FORCES US TO WALK CERBERUS AS A PUNISHMENT!”
- “Before Lucifer finds out what?”
- “Y’know before Lucifer—Oh….Hi, Lucifer <3”
- So apparently, you two were making a huge scene and everybody were recording the whole ordeal and posted it on Devilgram.
- “You two…….are in a lot of trouble.”
- You found out your arm was actually taken by a ghost
- And the both of you were chased down by cerberus.
- Mammon lost his left ass cheek :(
LEVIATHAN
- Selective Chaotic
- Between the two, you would prolly be the initiative party.
- Levi wouldn't want to get into trouble, and just ask if you two could hang out at his room.
- But when it came to his animu stuff, he would even gladly dye Lucifer's wings pink.
- "Heyyaaa Levi! I saw this really cool devil-flying park downtown! Wanna come with???"
- "What?? You DO remember the last time you tried devil-flying, you rammed your face into concrete right? Then proceed to slam your other body parts into multiple places? And Lucifer forbade you to do any devil-flying?"
- "Yeah. So?"
- "So no! I won't bring you there!"
- "Awwww even though I found a Ruri-chan merch store near that park ;) ?"
- "Ru-Ru-Ruri-Chan merch store????? HA! Don't lie to me! I know there isn't a merch store here in Devildom!"
- "Yea. But this store is open for a limited time in Devildom. Anddddd, it has that Human Realm Bikini Version of Ruri-chan you really wanted~~~ ;)"
- "BIKINI VERSION!??!?!??!? Lemme grab my wallet, and lezzgoooo!"
- You return to the HOL on Levi's back as you broke your leg Devil-flying again.
- Lucifer is NOT happy.