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"Pat! Pat, Pat, Pat," Remus called out as he rushed into the room, flopping half onto the couch and half into Patton's lap.
Patton looked down at Remus with a fond, soft look. He reached down, running his fingers through Remus's already-messy hair.
"What is it, honey?"
Remus grinned up at Patton.
"Bite me," he said simply, without anything else and any other context.
Patton blinked. "Huh?"
"Bite me," Remus repeated.
He reached up, running his thumb over Patton's lips and watching as they parted slightly. He caught a glimpse of Patton's sharp fangs - an obvious side effect of being a vampire.
Patton was a little insecure about them, but Remus thought they were incredibly, incredibly hot.
"Um... honey..." Patton said. "What do you mean?"
His expression and tone were both awkward and confused, but not uncomfortable in the slightest.
"Your teeth are sharp and that's hot, so bite me!" Remus exclaimed a little impatiently.
Patton paused, staring at his boyfriend for a moment, before he started giggling.
"You're funny," he said.
Remus huffed, but he was smiling, too.
"And hot?"
"And hot," Patton confirmed.
Remus sat up, grinning properly and pressing up against Patton's side.
"So, does that mean you will bite me?"
Patton laughed again. "Maybe we can try kissing first."