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[abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz]
hello hyung
are you getting this message?
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i am
wow jungkookie
your username is so long ㅋㅋ what’s with all the alphabets?
[abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz]
i wanted to go for a shorter name but everything i typed was already taken
so i used every alphabet except j and k
because my name is JK ㅋㅋㅋ
i’m surprised though
it’s only been 30 minutes and you’ve already reach a million
amazing V-hyung
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i think it’s the same for the others too though
look at your profile, you’ve already reached a million too
[abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz]
armys are amazing
how did they find us so fast ㅋㅋㅋ
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ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
i’m surprised too
i don’t really know how to use insta though…
[abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz]
ah me neither
there’s a lot of buttons
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hmmm there’s the one with the ‘+’
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[thv] abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz replied to your story:
oh wow you’re getting the hang of it 😂
you look handsome hyung
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there’s a looott of filters
this Cherry one is just one out of many
there’s this one with the weird rainbow thing
it makes my face look distorted
[abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz]
where is it
[thv]
go back to your main page
you’ll see your profile and the ‘your story’ below it with the ‘+’ button
that’s the one
[abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz]
오오오오!!!
i got spooked when i suddenly saw my face ㅋㅋㅋ
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🤣🤣🤣
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You replied to rkive’s story:
your profile looks neat
[rkive]
thanks lollll
i try to keep the vibes and the mood match
it looks relaxing doesn’t it
[thv]
what exactly is insta’s vibe?
and insta feed
i don’t know what i’m supposed to post actually
should i just keep on posting tannie ㅋㅋ
[rkive]
just post whatever you want
armys will love it anyway
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i’m going to make a story and ask them
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You sent abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz ’s post
jungkookie
i think it’s not really necessary to tag yourself again in the caption 🤣🤣
[abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz]
?
really?
does it not fit the insta mood ㅠㅠㅠ
i’m embarrassed ㅠㅠ
okay i’m going to remove it
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you can just keep it ㅋㅋㅋ
you’re so cute jungkook-ah
my jungkookie~
[abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz]
armys will probably think i’m a rookie at this app ㅜㅜ
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we all are 🤣
but namjoon hyung and hobi hyung looks like they’ve been hanging around here for years already
their feed is amazing
i’ve never thought of posting polaroids before
my feed is like, photo dumps
[abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz]
it’s not
i really like your feed hyung
it’s really pretty
just like you ♡
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you’re such a flirt jungkook-ah
i know i’m pretty
[abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz]
that you are 🥰
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🥰
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chimchim
You sent 5minutescraft’s post
there are a lot of interesting things in this explore button
look how they made teeth floss out of plain wires
i never knew that was possible?
is this actually legit?
they said ‘life hack’
should i try this when i get back home ㅋㅋㅋ
i’m going back to south korea tomorrow
oh and you know, i was driving a few hours ago
i stopped by the road to take some pictures and made eye contact with a few people there
it looked like they knew me because they pretended they didn’t see me so fast ㅋㅋㅋ
armys are so funny ㅋㅋㅋ
chim?
did you delete instagram 😑
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abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz sent you a photo
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sooo cuteeee~
say hi to bam for me
i miss that little rascal
[abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz]
what about me
[thv]
of course i miss you too ㅋㅋㅋ
you muscle bunny
[abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz]
do you really 😪
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🙄🙄
we literally facetime everyday
[abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz]
you’re on the other side of the line tho
i miss youuuuuu
come back home
what are you doing there still
spend the vacation with me
(after you spend it with your family of course)
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clingy bunny ㅎㅎ
you don’t miss me, you miss /that/
i’m going back to SK tomorrow anyway 😗
[abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz]
hmm
i miss you more hyungie
but can’t say i don’t miss touching you too
i think about you all night
it’s only been a few days but it’s torture for mee ㅠㅠㅠ
you might think i’m crazy
the way i’ve been cravin
if i put it quite plainly
just gimmie them babies
so what are you doing tonight
better say doin you right yeah
watchin movies but we ain’t seen
tae?
are you asleep?
i keep forgetting our timezones are different ㅠㅠㅠ
good night taehyung-ah
Sent you an audio
i love you
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와…
did you really sent me ariana’s 34+35 lyrics while i was sleeping ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
and sorry for falling asleep before we could even facetime till late at night
and i love you too
actually, i love you more 🥰
You sent an audio
[abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz]
🥰
when is your flight?
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in 2 hours
[abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz]
Sent you an audio
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oooo sleepy voice ㄷㄷ
makes me shiver jungkook-ah~
and of course of course i will
after i visit my parents in daegu
[abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz]
🥰🥰
have a safe flight :)
i want to facetimeeee
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abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz sent thv ’s post
wow hyung
you’re brave for posting this
they will know you sat on my lap ㅋㅋㅋ
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ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
this picture is actually pretty normal compared to the other ones
i have one of you biting on my neck
armys would be shocked to see if i posted that one instead 🤣
[abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz]
oh you do?
can i see
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Sent a photo
[abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz]
LOL!
we looked good though
and your face is so red
were you shy hyung
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how could i not get shy 😑
you literally tried to make out with me in the photobooth
[abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz]
i see nothing wrong with it
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anyone could walk in on us
for some reason i feel like that’ll happen one day
when that day happens you’ll be the one doing the answerings
it’ll be your fault
[abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz]
ah hyung ㅎㅎㅎ
you gotta admit the risk of getting caught is a little bit thrilling
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mhm so is the fact how they can see my face when i’m being pleasured
[abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz]
no
i take it back
Video call started
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[rkive]
you gotta be more careful tae
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i knoooww😭😭
i’m sorry hyung i really didn’t notice
i didn’t mean to press the follow button
i cleared it up already on weverse
is there a way to turn off the recommendation button?
[rkive]
i haven’t explored enough yet to know that
i’m outside right now so you should discuss it with someone else
but i think there is a way to turn it off supposedly
[thv]
i’ll ask jiminie then
this app is so scary…
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[j.m]
헐…
kim jennie???
you’re insaneee ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
imagine if kookie hears this ㅋㅋㅋ
he’s going to sulk for days
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it was a mistake 😭
ugh armys are fast they surely caught the 2 second follow
i swear i saw my life flashed before my eyes
[j.m]
😂😂😂
this is too good
[thv]
stop laughing and tell me how to turn this recommendation thing off ㅠㅠ
[j.m]
honestly i don’t know myself
i barely even post anything here i feel like spider webs are nesting in my account already
i’m going to ask mr google
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you should post something new chim
i saw someone in weverse going on about how much they miss you ㅎㅎㅎ
[j.m]
this app confuses me
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[abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz]
hyung
what’s this i hear about you following jennie
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ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
it was a mistake i swear on my tannie
and also bam
i was just going through the explore button and found a makeup tutorial account
when i clicked on their profile i scrolled and then there’s a bunch of other profiles suddenly popping up
then my finger accidentally pressed the follow button… and it just so happened to be jennie ㅠㅠㅠ
i didn’t mean to create a ruckus…
i think my post on weverse was pretty convincing though
it’s all good
[abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz]
🥲
i thought you were stalking her account
but! it’s not like you can’t look through someone else’s account or something…
sorry i was just surprised
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why would i ever stalk other people’s profile when i can stalk you all day
[abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz]
cheesy
but you can’t beat me at my own game
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whatever you say mcdreamy 🤣
[abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz]
hear this
are you carbon, uranium and tellarium?
because you’re pretty C-U-Te
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thanks i guess
but no im einsteinium
[abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz]
ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
that was yearss ago
let it go 😂
jin hyung made me goofy
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You sent a photo
[abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz]
cute ♡