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Mighty added Proto, Cyan, Orange, Black, White, and Muteki to The Council of Mightys
Proto: Mighty, I will hit you.
Mighty: why? we Mightys should be able to talk (⌒ω⌒)
Cyan: Um, Mighty. We can already talk.
Orange: Yeah, what's the point of a group chat???
White: How'd you even make a group chat anyway? None of us have phones. How are we doing this
Black changed their name to The Greatest and Smartest of All Mightys, Black
The Greatest and Smartest of All Mightys, Black: As though I, the greatest and smartest of all the Mightys, needs to be a "group chat" with the boring likes of you ordinary Mightys.
White: Mighty get rid of him.
Orange: Or we could just find him and bonk him.
Proto: An excuse to bonk Black?
Mighty: ...
Mighty: i just wanted a normal group chat... (＞﹏＜)
Muteki: Muteki has to agree with Mighty. Bonking Black will do little to help, nor will taking him out of the chat.
Orange: I'm still gonna bonk him. White, wanna come along?
White: Yes
Cyan: Orange! White!
Proto: Oh, I can already hear the bonking.
Mighty: you guys! I'll tell Emu!
Proto: How??? He can't understand us.
Mighty: I'll get Muteki to translate
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Bike has joined The Council of Mightys
Bike changed their name to Vroom
Orange: Bike???
Mighty: friend!
Mighty: the more the merrier ♡＼(￣▽￣)／♡
Vroom: Ominous
Vroom: I like
Proto: How did... How did Bike get here?
Mighty: uh... i dunno
Vroom: The power of the CryptidTM
White: We still don't know how we're even able to communicate like this
Mighty: eh, I just close my eyes and think
Mighty: or something
Cyan: Yeah, that sounds... about right.
Orange: Because that somehow works
Proto: I guess we all have access to cell service in our heads.
Mighty: i wonder if we get internet too...
Orange: Mighty! That doesn't even make sense
Mighty: eh whatever
Vroom: Hey, White, wanna come with me to runover Kuroto's toes with me?
White: Totally!
Cyan: Guys! We don't really have to commit violence on Kuroto and Black.
Orange: But we will anyway.
Mighty: (b ᵔ▽ᵔ)b
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Mighty: guys! look what i learned how to do!
Mighty sent screenshot_lookitlookit.png
Proto: Every day, Mighty. Everyday it's something new.
Orange: What did you do?!?
Mighty: took a screenshot
White: Seriously???
Orange: How???
Mighty: i hit both my power and volume button at the same time
Proto: You're not going to tell us, are you?
Mighty: nope
Cyan: You can't hear me, but I'm sighing.
Muteki: Muteki has long since known the art of picture taking in the manner of a screenshot.
White: Muteki, and I can not say this any stronger, what the fuck?
The Greatest and Smartest of All Mightys, Black: Obviously I, the greatest and smartest of all Mightys, already knew how to do this.
The Greatest and Smartest of All Mightys, Black: God Kuroto Dan told me.
White: Get out of here with your Kuroto Dan propaganda, Black.
The Greatest and Smartest of all Mightys, Black: No.
Orange: I can bonk him for you. He and Kuroto are like, one room over
White: Please
Cyan: Orange, no!
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Mighty, the now human: guys!!!!!!!!!!!
Mighty, the now human: human. am human. you human too?
Mighty, the now human:ヾ(☆▽☆) \(^ヮ^)/ (≧◡≦)
White: Yep, it's great
White: Well except for Black, who can now better stoke Kuroto's ego
Orange: Yeah, but there's less jumping required to bonk Kuroto
White: You're right
Orange: So, uh
Orange: Why is Proto crying?
Cyan: He can finally eat.
Orange: Oh
Proto: It turns out, food tastes!
Proto: And it's like. Amazing.
Proto: These are tears of joy. I finally get to experience the wonder of flavors.
Mighty, the now human: yay for Proto!!! °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°
Mighty, the now human: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Cyan: I'm at least glad that Proto's... Happy(?)
Proto changed their name to Food is Delicious
Food is Delicious: So happy.
Cyan: Happy.
Orange: Oh, Emu's hugging Proto now. He's crying harder
Mighty, the now human: aw! i want an Emu hug
Muteki: The simplest solution, Mighty, is to go and ask him for one.
Mighty, the now human: no! that would be admitting i'm a being that craves affection!
White: You are, Mighty. You make it really obvious
Mighty, the now human: (--_--)
Vroom sent screenshot_lookatmybikeno98.png
Vroom: My bike as also grown. Which is good, I wouldn't want to walk
Cyan: Bike, has anyone pointed out that you look a lot like Kiriya and Emu. Heck, White looks a whole lot like just Kiriya.
Orange: Oh, and Black looks a lot like Kuroto.
White: Cyan, Orange. You look like Emu and Parad respectively, if blue and orange colored.
Mighty, the now human: i 'm sure that makes sense to someone. not me though
Muteki: Muteki is certain it has something to do with that Gashats that each Mighty came from.
Orange: Which is probably why Mighty looks so much like Emu. But like, more pink
Mighty, the now human: hey Cyan, Orange, White, i wanna see pictures of you! (つ✧ω✧)つ
Cyan sent screenshot_inervous23.png
Orange sent screenshot_hahahumannow.png
White sent screentshot_amihandsomorwhat.png
White sent screenshot_theannoyances.png
White: With bonus Black and Kuroto
Orange: More like Kuroto and mini Kuroto.
Mighty, the now human: send a pic of Proto too! ooh Muteki send one!
Cyan sent screenshot_protossohappy.png
Cyan: He's still really excited about the whole food thing.
Mighty, the now human: oh. oh poor Proto. stuck looking even the slightest bit like the annoyances.
Muteki sent screenshot_muteki.png
Orange: Muteki you look so extra
Muteki: Pardon?
White: So gold colored...
Mighty, the now human: look at that hair...
Muteki: Muteki looks no different from normal.