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wine moms united [6]
jaemin
happy to announce that this is the best day of my life
jisung
i hate you sometimes
jaemin
oh shush it
guys
i caught jisung being gay RED HANDED
jeno
you say that like its news to anyone
jaemin
shut up jeno lee
guys guys
chenle
is that about his brain fart when the new guy spoke to him
cuz holy HELL
that was embarrassing best friend
jisung
dont call me best friend
also
shut your ugly whore mouth
hyuck
no no i agree n u should say it
chenle
first of all
rude
second of all
where TF are u
hyuck
with markie <3
jeno
oh gross
jaemin
UR ALL GAY
WHY WHY WHY
jisung
for the record i am rolling my eyes
jaemin
for the record u are gay
jisung
sighs
and?
chenle
HES SO PROUD OF IT TOO NAUURRRRR
god the boys u put on this earth are lgbt and not ashamed of it
jeno
can we go back to donghyuck hanging out with ‘markie<3’
what the hell happened there
didn't u like
reject him
chenle
*Yikes Emoji*
hyuck
oh shut it
and yea i did so?
we’re best friends
jaemin
yeah but.
its not even been a week
hyuck
what are u insinuating
jaemin
give him time? maybe?
he’s like. Really hurt.
hyuck
mind ur business jaem
jisung
lets not fight :(
hyuck
im not fighting
i just don't like people in my business
jisung
yet ur somehow all in my business constantly…
hyuck
bc u let us
and ur too nice to tell us to shut up
chenle
he literally told me to shut my ugly whore mouth.
hyuck
*Yikes Emoji*
jaemin
thats not even an actual emoji
i still stand by what i said
mark is my friend too yknow
hyuck
too bad jaemin
he said he’s fine with hanging out and i’m not gonna make decisions for him
he’s a grown ass man
jeno
isn't he like 21
hyuck
yes?
jeno
whatever i don't really care
back to the matter at hand
new kid in school huh? :)
jisung
creep
chenle
yeah n he’s real tall and jisung wants to BLEEP his BLEEP
hyuck
GASPS
jisung ??? his bleep ??????
even for u thats a little gay
jisung
i literally hate you all so bad
im a CHILD
jaemin
tall huh
also ur 19 years old
chenle
who said that didn’t mean hold his hand
get ur damn mind out of the gutter
n yeah he’s like. 3 meters
jeno
taller than jisung??
jisung
yeaaaaa
he is pretty
jaemin
go get him tiger
jisung
i wish you endless suffering
hyuck
why not tho
u like pretty boys
just. get one
jisung
just because
now leave me alone
hes probably straight anyway
chenle
dude
he was SO flirting with you
jeno
????????????
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jaemin
thats fantastic news omg ???
GET HIM GET HIM GET HIM
take a pic next time i wanna see him
jisung
Deep Sigh
i have a project due see u never
chenle
ill send a pic dw
u can count on me
reporting live from jisung’s business
hyuck
this is why ure a real one chenle zhong
chenle
so mark huh
hyuck
UGH
chenle
and there were three
i lowkey m*** renjun :/
kinda sucks he has a bf now
jaemin
u know what young padawan
I agree with you
jeno
doesn’t yangyang go by they them
chenle
yea but i asked them
and they say boyfriend is ok
they like gf too i think
jeno
oh omg
that is cute
jaemin
yea but i still need my bffl back >:(
#YANGYANG_OUT
#NORENMIN_IN
chenle
and what am i?
chopped liver?
jaemin
im not dating a high schooler
jeno
speak for yourself
wait that sounded weird
chenle
im a SENIOR
omg jeno u wanna date me <3 <3
thanks so much bestie
jaemin
bestie
also jeno r u saying u’d rather date a high schooler than your BEST FRIEND FOR LIFE
your bro
your chingu 4 saengmyeong ???
chenle
i think i just threw up oh my god
jeno
first of all
Oh my god
second of all
i dont fraternize with math majors
jaemin
are you saying you dislike smart people
jeno
ARGUABLY smart
and yes
chenle
thats my boy
#ILLERATE_SINCE_00
jaemin
the fact that jeno is actually the smartest out of the three of us
jeno
im emotionally underdeveloped
jaemin
…
*Yikes Emoji*
jeno
SDKJHDLK
chenle
GAWD
is hyuck the only neurotypical person in this chat btw
jeno
renjun too i think
jaemin
gross
normies
chenle
RENJUN IS NORMAL???
i wouldve never guessed…
jaemin
he’s just a ravenclaw
chenle
oh my god
ive had enough im leaving GDUGKDWH
jeno
count me out too
jisung is asking me if i know how to knit so im assuming he is NOT doing his project
jaemin
byeeeee <3
jeno
see u later :))
suburban dad meetup [4]
hyuck
so maybe u were right.
jaemin
OMG HYUCK
what did u do…
hyuck
NOTHING
it’s.
he tried to kiss me
renjun
HUH
WHO
MARK???
jaemin
oh now you appear
not when we all cry about how much we miss you
renjun
what
i have wine moms muted u people spam too much
jaemin
Gasps. how dare you
hyuck
HELLO ?????
IM IN A CRISIS
jaemin
SORRY SORRY
come again
he kissed you… but why.
hyuck
IDK
APPARENTLY I WAS GIVING HIM THE SIGNAL
jaemin
WHAT SIGNAL
jeno
id like to know also
jaemin
u did reject him right?
hyuck
LOUD AND CLEARLY
I hate him so bad rn
i left early lolllll
jaemin
ok listen this isn’t ur fault
this ones on him
hyuck
no u were right ugh
i was so selfish
i think we really need a break
jeno
i think u do too :(
sorry hyuck
hyuck
no its fine
jaemin do me a favour and check on him
not obviously but
idk
pretend ur just concerned bc u know i can be an ass or sth
jaemin
on it
ily btw
hyuck
:( ilyt
aghhhh mark lee
why does he have to like ME of all people
im bad for him
jeno
ur not :(
you can't force yourself to like him
he needs to accept that
hyuck
thank u jen :((((
im almost home
i feel so terrible i literally had to push him off bc he had his eyes closed
jeno
what a dork
renjun
wait im back im back
im so sorry hyuck omg i wanna beat him up
hyuck
no stop maybe i was giving some sort of sign
idk
i dont like him like that but im still.
idk lonely?
dunno
renjun
but hyuck u explicitly told him no, this isn’t okay
you’re allowed to be angry
hyuck
im not though
i guess we’re just even now
ughhhhhh i wanna talk to jisung ill call him
jeno
wait hyuck
ji is busy with school stuff
maybe u could wait a bit
renjun
jisung doesn’t give a shit about school jeno and u know that very well
jeno
yea that’s why it’s good that he’s finally putting in some work!! no offence hyuck
hyuck
oh none taken ur good
and ur right
i shouldn’t bother him rn
renjun
whatever u say..
we can call if u wanna :(
hyuck
not if that kitty cat of urs is present
im way too single to handle ur cuteness
renjun
hehe
no they went home about an hour ago
ill call u ok?
hyuck
okie :]
thanks junjun
renjun
<3<3
wine moms united [6]
chenle
WINTER BREAK
but first
WINTER BALL
jisung
i am not going
chenle
:|
jisung
*Yikes Emoji*
chenle
dont steal my jokes
jisung
not a joke when its not funny now is it
also im sorry but u cant seriously expect me to care about a ball
jaemin
ji >:(
u should enjoy ur teen years
jisung
ur barely a year older than me
a few months actually
chenle
as a member of the prom planning community im highly offended
u HAVE to come
its our last winter ball :(
jisung
shmast shminter shmall
I DO NOT CAREEEE
i just wanna stay home and enjoy my cookies
jeno
i always hated balls
bad food
smelly people
awful music
jisung
THANK you
jeno
doesn't mean its not worth the experience
jisung
ok edward cullen
i went to every single ball in the past four years!!!!
it just makes me feel claustrophobic and eventually i get sensory overload and we end up dancing to ourselves in the bathrooms
chenle
yea but thats FUN
like when jaemin would always bring lipstick an write nasty stuff on the mirrors
jaemin
that WAS fun :( i miss that kinda
jisung
yeah but jaemin graduated
we r the only ones left and tbh i still didn’t have that great of a time
chenle
oh u whiny baby
ur just mopey bc sungchan asked out minjeong
jaemin
NOOOO baby im so sorry :(
jisung
shut ur pie hole zhong
chenle
<3333
hyuck
noooo ji ill go with u if u wanna :(
u can brag with ur college bf thatll show them
jeno
uh a few things
- ur not dating. u are not his boyfriend
- im pretty sure ur not even allowed to a high school prom
- donghyuck you aren’t in college.
hyuck
semantics
also who tf cares?? ill just sneak in
chenle
ur definitely small enough not to bring attention to yourself
hyuck
jisung’s right shut ur PIE HOLE
jisung
as much as i appreciate it hyung i dont wanna go
not bc of sungchan
or lack of date bc as u know! ive never been asked out once lol
hyuck
well now u have
jisung
i
whatever
i dont wanna go
hyuck
so you’re rejecting me?
jaemin
what is happening
jisung
donghyuck
idk
i dont want to go to the ball
hyuck
well then come to stamford
lets have a ball here
jaemin
guys do u not wanna discuss this more privately
jeno
are u asking him out
like on a date
jisung
okay
hyuck
perfect ill pick u up on the station
jisung
fine
renjun
what is going on
jaemin
i would like to know also………
was this a bit
ji are u actually coming to stamford omg
chenle
no he is NOT
ur not missing winter ball idc if i have to use physical violence
jisung
u mean alongside the verbal abuse im subjected to on a daily basis already?
chenle
exactly
jisung im serious
dont leave me here
jisung
im going to stamford
chenle
go fuck yourself honestly
jeno
no fighting kids
winter break soon!!
chenle
whatever
triple j [3]
jaemin
ji are u ok :(
also are u actually like ACTUALLY coming bc omg
u never visited!!!!!! i can show u jeno’s and my flat and AAAA
jisung
i guess i am?
wanted to visit during winter break anyway but
this is nice
jeno
chenle seems pissed
jisung
he is
i dont care
im pissed too
jaemin
ji…
jisung
no HE of all people should know how bad it gets for me
im tired of being forced to do things i dont like
school is hard enough
jeno
i get it :( ill talk to him if u like
jisung
no whatever
it’ll be fine anyway
not that he’d ever apologize anyway
jeno
you guys need to communicate more
jaemin
look who’s talking
you’ve been in love with that little shit for how long?
jeno
oh please
leave me out of this
donghyuck is right ur in other peoples business way too much
jaemin
SPEAKING OF ???? OH MY GOD ??????
r u two like. an item
jisung
dont say an item u weirdo
and No?
we talk sometimes but
dunno its been weird since the whole thing with mark
jeno
do u still like him tho?
jisung
well yea.
jaemin
???????????????
u adhd bitches r so useless goddamn
HE JUST ASKED YOU OUT
LIKE ON A DATE
JISUNG
jisung
i dont know
jeno
dont know what
jisung
if he meant it like that? i thought he isn’t up for dating rn
jaemin
DEAR god
have u met him
hyuck is like. desperate for some action
jisung
do u think he’ll
idk
like maybe its just that for him
jeno
jisung
hyuck isn’t like that
im pretty sure he’s demi or sth THATS how Not Like That he is
jaemin
oh yea definitely
he needs like
an INSANE emotional connection
plus he keeps saying how much he misses u all the time
jeno
and
nvm
jisung
?
jeno
i promised i wouldnt tell
jaemin
well now u obviously have to tell
jisung
jeno hyung
im so curious
pls tell me
jeno
stop trying to be cute its not working when i can’t see ur cute lil face
jisung
oh jeno hyung
(ꈍᴗꈍ)ε｀*)
( ✿˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ ) jeno jeno jeno !!!
jeno
im logging off you menace
jisung
damn.
thought that’d work
jaemin
*Yikes Emoji*