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It had been a long day at the Kamisato Estate. The Kamisato siblings went to do some business while Thoma was left home alone to do his house chores. This left him more stressed than usual. He enjoys the company of others and makes him feel safe, as he is an extrovert. He tends to overthink and gets depressed when left alone.
Recently, Thoma had tried to quit smoking. He quickly became addicted to the drug after Kazuha offered him a hit of his blunt. The temptations kicked in the more stressed he got.
“I cant take it anymore, I need to smoke.”
He impatiently picked up the Kamisato Estate phone and dialed Kazuha’s number.
“Hello?” Kazuha answered the unknown number.
“Yo Kazuha, it’s Thoma.”
“What??? Are you at work right now?”
“Yes…this is the Kamisato Estate phone. Anyways, I need something from you.”
“God, you want more weed?”
“That’s exactly what I want! You know me so well. Please come to the Kamisato Estate ASAP.”
“What about the guards?...”
“Oh don’t worry about them, I’ll tell them you’re coming to drop something off.”
“Alright then. I’ll go take the weed out of the fridge. Be there soon.”
Having a friend like Kazuha put him at ease. They often snuck out together and hid in alleyways to smoke together. Sometimes they end up doing… non-family friendly things. Thoma was excited to finally get a whiff of fresh weed air after a long long day.
“Boys, Kazuha is coming over to drop off some uh… cleaning supplies soon. Don’t scare him off haha!” Thoma chuckled awkwardly as he informed the guards of Kazuha’s visit.
Thoma paced around the estate impatiently, anticipating Kazuha’s arrival.
*ding dong*
He opened the door immediately.
“KAZUHA THANK GOD YOU’RE HERE!” He wrapped his arms around Kazuha tightly.
”Yeah yeah whatever. You still owe me from the last 7 sessions we had this week, so you better pay up as soon as your sugar daddy Ayato drops some cash.” He pushed Thoma away gently. “Thank you so much Kazu…” Thoma sniffled and teared up.
“Don’t call me that.” Kazuha rolled his eyes as he set down the weed bowl and the blunts on the kotatsu.
Kazuha and Thoma were getting high, laughing their asses off at stupid things.
Thoma took a deep breath and smiled.
“Thanks Kazuha…I…I really needed this.”
He leaned into Kazuha with eyes closed and lips puckered. Kazuha’s eyes widened and got up quickly.
“BOY IF YOU DON’T STOP WITH YOUR CORNY ASS SHIT GET AWAY FROM ME!!!” Thoma was clinging onto his leg, lips still puckered, awaiting a kiss but Kazuha pushed him away.
“YOU’RE FUCKING CRAZY!! I’m high but not high enough to hook up with you again!!”
The atmosphere was bubbly and giggly. The boys cackled until their stomachs hurt, and smoked all of Kazuha’s weed, leaving him with none. However, they were still having fun. (Yes, they indeed did end up hooking up once again.)
Getting high together in the Kamisato Estate was going to be a core memory for the both of them.
“KAZUHA WE NEED TO CLEAN THIS UP IMMEDIATELY!!! THE SIBLINGS ARE ON THEIR WAY BACK!!!” Thoma shouted.
The Kamisato siblings were most likely already on their way.
“YOU, YOU WHAT?!” Kazuha swiftly threw all the trash in a bag. Thoma sprayed Febreeze around the room in attempt to rid of the smell and wiped down the kotatsu thoroughly. They sat down on the couch to catch their breath after they had finished cleaning.
“I can’t believe how much we smoked. That was literally my week’s supply. Now I have to hit that funeral parlor girl from Liyue up again.” Kazuha sighed.
“It’s okay babe. I get paid this week, so I can help you and I’ll pay you for what you’ve done for me too.” Thoma scooted closer to Kazuha, holding his hands in his, initiating a kiss.
“D-Don’t call me th-”
Kazuha was interrupted by Thoma’s lips on his. They sat there making out and feeling eachother up, until the front door opened. They sat in shock.
“I’m so tired of Kujou Sara. She’s such a fucking bitch and is never willing to negotiate with me.” Ayaka gossiped to Ayato.
“Kazuha, you need to leave. NOW!” Thoma whispered loudly. He pulled Kazuha up from the sofa and dragged him to a door at the back of the estate.
“Here, you can leave through here without being seen. But you might have to glide off… Good luck!” Thoma opened the door to literally an inch of ground above hundreds of feet. Thoma pecked Kazuha on the lips one more time before slamming the door on accident.
“Oh, greetings m’lady… Welcome back.” He hugged Ayaka.
“Thanks Thoma. Hey- why are your eyes so red?” Ayaka asked, suspicious that Thoma had been smoking again. She knew of his addiction.
“Oh uh, y’know… seasonal allergies.” He chuckled awkwardly.
“Right…okay. Well, you can go home now it’s uh… Actually way past your leaving time… It’s 11pm.” Thoma froze for a second, trying to think of a response to Ayaka’s question.
“Right! Um… y’know I was uh.. I was waiting for you guys to arrive. Didn’t wanna leave the house unsupervised... Aha.”
Thoma was a terrible liar and anyone close to him knew that.
“Hey babycakes.” Ayato slapped Thoma’s ass, interrupting their conversation.
“Hey Ayato…” Thoma flinched.
“Well I’ve gotta get going now. I’ll see you guys tomorrow.”
He grabbed his shoes and sprinted to the door.
“Leaving already? I was hoping we cou-”
“BYE!!” Thoma slammed the door.
The next morning, Thoma had woken up early but was not completely sober from last night. He made his way to the Kamisato Estate to make the siblings breakfast and their beds for the day. He entered the Estate quietly, assuming the siblings were still asleep, however, they were not.
Ayaka was sitting at the table with her arms crossed, glaring at Thoma. On the other hand, Ayato just sat there with a smirk on his face while sipping some tea.
“Good m-”
Ayaka quickly stood up to yell at him.
“THOMA, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW ANGRY I AM AT YOU RIGHT NOW. THE GUARDS TOLD ME EVERYTHING.”
“She knows.” Thoma thought to himself. He was scared shitless of what was going to happen next.
“If mom finds out that drugs were brought into her home… SHE WOULD KILL US!” Ayaka brought a fist up to punch Thoma, but was held back by Ayato.
“Woah there sis. You wouldn’t wanna hurt our housewife like that. It was just a little mistake.” Ayato winked at Thoma.
“B-BUT-”
“Listen sis, we can maybe let him explain? Come on, give him a chance. You know he’s always been there for us.” Ayaka calmed a bit, sighing as Ayato let her go.
“Fine, Come sit down Thoma. You have a lot to explain.”
The siblings sat down and had a talk with Thoma. Thoma did in fact confess to smoking weed inside the house, however, he did not mention Kazuha at all. They knew about Kazuha obviously. Kazuha and Thoma are the talk of the town! Everyone and their moms know about them.
“I’m really sorry guys… I wasn’t in the right mind yesterday and… it just got out of hand. I promise it won’t happen again.” Thoma pleaded for forgiveness on his knees.
“We forgive you Thoma.”
“I’m sorry for going all out at you earlier…” Ayaka also apologized.
Thoma’s pay was cut in half.. The money he got wasn’t nearly enough to pay all his bills, so he had to get another job. In the end, the Yashiro Commission hired him as Inazuma's weather guy.
“Goooood morning citizens of Inazuma! Today is a beautiful sunny day! We will be having chilly temperatures of 60 degrees and up ALL DAY! Have a good day Inazuma, and don’t forget to eat all your meals!! Haha!! And now, some words from today’s sponsors: Alzheimer’s is the most costly disease in Inazuma-”
The end. :)