Superheroes are hard on equipment
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"Harrison and Wentworh Insurance, how may I help you today?
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Mr. Stark, that's the third Ironman suit you've wrecked this week. I'm sorry to inform you that we're going to have to cancel your vehicle insurance on them.
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Well, sir, if you can 'buy and sell' our company, I'd suggest you do so, that way you can have your suits covered again.
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Putting you through to my supervisor, please hold."
I wrote this because of a conversation I had on Discord. One of the participants works in insurance claims in real life, and commented that insurance companies would have to cancel vacations, and put all their claims adjusters on immediate duty any time the Avengers would be in the news.
I was inspired...
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