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"This is pointless" The young man said as he watch his little sister putting out some freshly baked cookies and a cold glass of milk, it's Christmas Eve, the Yoo siblings (mostly Yoo Mia) was busy readying Santa's food.
"Shush, Oppa. This is not pointless if it's for Santa" The child shushed him, she placed a letter besides the plate of baked goods.
Yoo Joonghyuk sighs as his sister was looking at the cookies with shining eyes "Oppa" Mia called out "We don't have a chimney, where do you think will Santa go in?" She gave her oppa a look of curiosity.
He doesn't want to burst Mia's bubble and tell her that the Santa that she's waiting for, does not exist. "Maybe, Santa will come through the toilet bowl" Mia stared at him straight at his eyes and frowned, Yoo Joonghyuk only chuckled at her sister's antics.
The two talked about nonsensical things the entirety of the night.
"What do you think about Santa's appearance?"
"He probably looks like an old man with long beard on his face"
"How do reindeers fly?"
"They use energy drinks as their fuel"
"If Santa visits every kid in the world to give them gifts, then how big is his sleigh?"
"Santa's sleigh is just small, it means that only the good GOOD children receives their gifts"
His little sister's eyes sparkled at every word he spouted, to him, his words were just bullsh*t; but to Mia, it was prophecy.
Mia eventually fell asleep while waiting for Santa, Yoo Joonghyuk only shaked his head before picking his little sister up to put her into a proper place to sleep. "Thank you for that Joonghyuk-ah" His mother said as she looks fondly at her children, she smiled sweetly at the sight.
He nodded at his mother and took his sister to her bedroom. He also went to his room but he didn't sleep yet, he stayed up late and played many games.
He was about to finish the last enemy of his game when his phone rang, showing that the night has long passed, and it was now Christmas morning.
"f*ck" He muttered under his breath, remember kids, don't play Call of Duty all night.
He went to the bathroom connected to his room and fixed his appearance, brushed his teeth and washed his face.
Yoo Joonghyuk then heard quick footsteps coming towards just outside his room. "Oppa! Come, Santa just went in our home" His little sister said while knocking rapidly on his door "OPPA OPPA OPPA OPPA OPPA OPPA OPPA OPPA OPP-" Joonghyuk opened the door, Mia's hand was midair.
Mia beamed at her brother and tugged at the hem of his shirt "Oppa, come onnn" She said as she pulled her brother downstairs, excitement was evident in her eyes that are as dark as her brother's.
Yoo Mia's eyes shone brightly at the sight of presents underneath their lovely Christmas Tree, she quickly left her dear brother's side in order to see what's inside those neatly wrapped boxes. Yoo Joonghyuk lazily followed her and sat on one of their couches, he watched his sister as she squealed in joy as she unwrapped the boxes.
"THANK YOU SANTA" She said while hugging a stuffed toy tightly. Yoo Mia continuously thanked Santa as their Mother made her way towards them holding a tray consisting of three mugs of hot chocolate.
"What did Santa gave you?" Their Mother asked, a gentle smile was gracing her lips while passing the drink to her children. "Santa gave me this" She proudly showed her family the angry sunfish stuffed toy, Yoo Joonghyuk thought that the toy was somewhat familiar.
"Why sunfish?" He asked his sister
She looked at him cutely and said "Because it looks like you"
Their Mother choked on the hot chocolate she was drinking.
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Years passed the young man now turned into a young adult. Heads were turning when he passed by, he f*cking ascended into godhood, his looks and body were to die for.
Ladies (and some occasional Gents) were asking for his number, left and right, but he didn't indulge them, he just looked (*glared) at them for a bit then he walks away. His cold and uncaring visage only made the people who's attracted to him, fall deeper into his beauty.
He hates the attention, he just wants to study peacefully, away from the gaze filled with lust.
"There would be a Christmas party held this friday, no one is allowed to be absent" Their Class Representative announced, the room was then filled with excited whispers.
"Daamnn, there would be free foods" Han Sooyoung muttered before turning her head towards her very best friend in the whole wide world "C'mon, b*tch. Let's go together, you won't let your beloved bestfriend to be all alone in the party, right? Besides, I will stick right beside you" She continued as she wiggled her eyebrows.
Han Sooyoung, his crazy bestfriend, was urging him to go with her, he knew that the little sh*t Sooyoung would pester him to death if he refused, so he just closed his eyes and nodded.
The sea urchin (small and prickly just like Han Sooyoung) took his movement as a yes and grinned widely like a madman.
Yoo Joonghyuk just took his things and placed them neatly in his bag and went to his next subject, leaving his cursing bestfriend behind.
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The D-day has finally arrived, Yoo Joonghyuk stood there like a statue, he's like the doll in sq*id game, Joonghyuk somehow senses whenever there's someone approaching him, and then he gives them the stare that kills.
He spotted his bestfriend that's flirting with another girl, 'f*cking traitor' He thought.
"Now, let's give a round of applause for the poor souls" The students gave a cheer when a group of boys wearing a Christmas costume went to the stage. They're not wearing the typical one like what Santa wears, they're wearing red skirts paired with thigh high socks.
The students around them whistled and laughed at the sight. Yoo Joonghyuk furrowed his eyebrows because "What the f*ck" He muttered outloud when they started dancing. The movements of the dancers caused their skirt to flow up, letting the audience to see the full view of their @ss.
The one in the middle of the group caught the most attention, his pale skin glistening with sweat that makes it shine deliciously, eyes fluttering at his every move, face reddening due to embarrassment.
That dancer caught Yoo Joonghyuk's attention at every movement of the guy's hips, he doesn't understand why his heart was racing at the sight of the dancer's flushed face.
The enthralling dance soon came to an end, the audience gave another round of applause. Yoo Joonghyuk was still tranced when he saw Han Sooyoung walking towards the pretty man he watched earlier, and because Joonghyuk is a man who doesn't let opportunities go waste, he went towards their direction.
Han Sooyoung looked at him, smirk was plastered on her already annoying face. "Yoo Joonghyuk, my BeSt friend~ meet my friend here, Kim Dokja" She then turned towards the man called Kim Dokja.
Kim Dokja turned his gaze to Yoo Joonghyuk, "... Nice to meet you, I'm Kim Dokja" He said, a shy smile on his pinkish lips.
Something clicked inside Yoo Joonghyuk.
Santa was not an old man nor a man with long white beard.
Santa was a twink, and that twink was Kim Dokja.