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"But I thought Eärendil was a Mariner."
"Yes, he was."
"Then how can he be a star? I was told he was a star."
A sigh. "The star is Eärendil. He sails through the skies with a Silmaril on his brow."
A pause, and then—"How can he sail a ship through the skies?"
"...He just does."
Pout. "That is not an answer."
Frustrated noises. "Then go and ask someone who can give you an answer, child!"
Sulking. "Ada said you were not to shout at me."
More frustrated noises. "Your ada knows nothing of the annoyance you cause me. Away with you. Find someone who is willing to answer your questions."
A sigh. "Very well. But when I am King, my sons will come and annoy you with questions, and I will have revenge!"
"Revenge?"
"My sons will annoy you—and worse than I am now, because there will be more than one of them! And—and they will be twins!"
Laughter. "Now you are being ridiculous. And I may not be around by the time you have sons—or daughters."
"Yes you will. I will not allow you to leave."
A groan. "And I had hoped to be safe in Ithilien by the time you were grown and had children of your own. Away with you. Find your naneth; she will know the answers to your questions."
Hesitation.
A raised eyebrow. "Did I not say, 'away'?"
"You did...but..."
"What is it?"
"You—you do not truly wish to go to Ithilien, do you?"
A sigh, and a smile. "Only when I am extremely annoyed. Go, find your naneth. I am not leaving Minas Tirith any time soon."
"I am glad." And there comes the pattering sound of a child's feet going out the door.
A relieved sigh. "Finally," comes a mumble. "Now I can finish this..."
