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The Importance of Dick Size

Summary:

“I just can’t believe my girlfriend’s dick is bigger than mine!”

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

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Tetsurou kicked the white pillow that was right on his feet. The pillow flew on the ground near the closed door of the room and Suguru eyed it with a raised brow.

“Seriously, Tetsu?”

“Hmph!” was the only reply they got from Tetsurou who was sulking beside them on the bed. Suguru sighed and scooted near their boyfriend to give him a hug that wasn’t returned, the man’s arms still over his chest.

“What are you sulking for, anyway?” Suguru asked, but the other remained silent and didn’t answer.

A few minutes of silence passed and Tetsurou finally gave in to speak up because Suguru looked adorable looking up at him with their emerald eyes. He shifted his gaze away before he spoke.

“I just can’t believe my girlfriend’s dick is bigger than mine!” He admitted like a whining child, a frown still evident on his forehead. Suguru was stunned by what their boyfriend said. They blinked a few times as they take in what they just heard, thinking it was some kind of a joke.

“What?” they asked, “That’s... that’s the reason why you’re sulking?” They continued, bewildered.

“Yeah! I mean, I’m the guy and you’re the girl, but you have a bigger dick than me! That’s just... I don’t know!” He explained with a pout. Tetsurou turned his head back at his girlfriend again and his face softened at the sight. They were so beautiful, he thought.

Kuroo and his girlfriend Suguru were about to have sex for the first time in their 17-month relationship, but it was cut incredibly short in the beginning when Kuroo saw how much bigger his girlfriend’s penis was compared to his. A man’s a man, and he sort of felt a bit insecure about it.

Suguru laughed and smiled, “So, what now? You don’t love me anymore because I have a dick that is much bigger than yours?” They asked expectantly. Horror washed over the ravenette and all but yelled a “NO!” with wide eyes and a terrorized reaction.

“No! I love you! I love you so much!” He said, now out of his child-like whining, hand tightly gripping the shoulders of his girlfriend, determined to make them listen. “I love you so much, Suguru. It’s just that... I mean... how in the hell will I be able to satisfy you if... well, you know...” Kuroo softened and trailed off. His face calmed and his hands fell on his sides. Suguru on the other hand sighed thoughtfully.

They leaned forward, closing more of the already small gap between them and their boyfriend, “Size doesn’t matter, Tetsu. What matters is the performance.” He whispered seductively and winked, which made the raven feel tingles all over his body. They pushed the latter down and trapped him between their arms, his body atop the other.

“But seriously, you know? A man’s love, faithfulness, and masculinity cannot be measured with the size of their dicks. The same goes with the kindness of the heart and soul. Those too, cannot be measured with the size of a man’s dick.” Suguru started and placed a soft kiss on Tetsurou’s chest. They smiled before they continued.

“I loved you without knowing about your dick size, and I’m satisfied with whatever as long as it’s you. There’s no need for you to worry about my sexual satisfaction. Now, are you just gonna sit around here all day and sulk, or maybe do you wanna bang?”

Tetsurou exhaled and wrapped his arms around his girlfriend, pulling them until their gap closed and their lips pressed on one another. The kiss was unmoving for a few seconds, but then Suguru shifted his head so they could deepen the kiss and Tetsurou pressed them even closer.

The raven-haired man’s hand roamed the back of his girlfriend, while the latter set their hands on their boyfriend's chest, rubbing circles on his clothed nipples using their thumbs. Their kiss became intense until it resolved to Tetsurou forcing his way inside the other’s mouth, licking around it and sucking into their tongue.

Soft moans and acknowledging hums escaped their mouths along with the slimy sound of their make-out session. Salivas mingled, freely roaming each cave to both of their satisfaction.

After a minute or two, Suguru pulled away from their boyfriend with a string of saliva visible from the connection that their mouths made. Both of them panted for air as their hearts pounded faster inside their chests, and their ears rang from the tune of their gasps and mild grunts.

“We still have the rest of the day to continue what we were supposed to do the first time,” Suguru said after they calmed down, eyebrows rising and dropping playfully. Tetsurou held both of his girlfriend’s shoulders and in a blink of an eye, their positions were reversed.

Tetsurou displayed an annoying smirk on his face, “Fine. I’ll do you so good you won’t even want to stop from having sex with me anymore,” he leaned forward to Suguru, “After all, you were the one who said size doesn’t matter, performance does,” he continued in a whisper.

Suguru smiled at that and whispered back to him, “Do me so good and I’ll marry you tonight.”

“That’s a deal.”

Notes:

I wasn't able to think of a better title, so... bear with it. I don't even know if it makes any sense. It's been a while since I wrote anything, but I hope you enjoy this one. Thank you!