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"wow did you hear Mami!? SOAD just opened a new theme park we should go there for our date!" Madoka cheered with delight as she held up the issue of Playboy Magazine announcing such a grande opening.
"ok" Mami smiled agreeing with the idea.
So they went on there way to the new theme park but it was all the way in Austria so they had to call the Swedish Mafia to help them get on Pan Am Airlines. They made it to Austria an there were lots of jungles and tigers and kangaroos but thankfully it wasn't long til they made it to the entrance of the theme park. The Swedish Mafia leader, Peacock, gave them tickets and they went inside and were greeted by the beautiful site of beautiful toilettes standing at the entrance.
"Wow! Dexter's Lavarotory is da greatest theme park evur!!111!!" Madoka cheered all desuu
They hadn't ate breakfast so they went to the restaurant to go eat endangered turtle burgers. They both ate their burgers but Madoka felt bad so she ran to the toilettes to relieve herself. As soon as she left Mami was intercepted by Beethoven, one of the janitors.
"Come with me Mami there's something i have to show you it's a secret area"
So she followed Beethoven(who's a gurl in dis shes da 1 from Eiyuu Senki) to the right side of the park and walked across a narrow path until they made it to a large gold statue shaped like Serj Tankian wearing Aztec clothes.
"This is the statue of our god, Serj Tankian." Beathoven began "Ahead of the statue are a series of trials and if you are deemed worthy you will advance to meet the Mars God in person."
"wat?" Mami sed
but she shrugged and walked ahead through a huge forest of pines. Suddenly SHE WAS AMBUSH BY U.S ARMY!!!
"SOLIDERS ATTACK!!!!11!" Tankman thrusted as he directed his troops to fire there guns at Mami.
Mami tranformed into Magical Girl and dashed like the speed of light to escape the gunfire. But the way out the forest was blocked by MAD MAX!!!!!
"HAHAHA PREPARE TO DIE BLONDIE!!!" He laughed with evilness.
Mami knew the only way to pass through was to kill him so she activated her Bruce Lee Soul-Booster which gave her kung fu powers. Which she used to headshot Mad Max with a fly kick.
She continued to dash through the battlefield until she made it to a Aztecian gift shop which she went Inside was Serj Tankian wearing a Azteci outfit praying to his yaoi shrine dedicated to his OTP Yuri on Ice ship Otayuri when he was interupted by Mami.
"Mami you passed the trials that means your're the chosened 1!!!!!" He explanated with extascy "The whole galazy is at threat of being consomed by darkness and only the chosen 1 can wield the godly blade that can vainqiush the evul! We must travel to the farest edge of the universe to claim the sword before the evil force destroys it!"
"But how are we gonna get to space?" Mami asked
TO BE CONTINUED