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on denki’s phone
bakusquad
denki:
u guys can see what i’m seeing right like wtf
mina:
YES WHAT
hanta:
if you have to ask idk if you know
mina:
No- i mean WHAT is happening ofc
denki:
yea i got that
but fr tho kiri u see this
mina:
kiri babes helloooooo
hanta:
do u think-
mina:
no lmao ur funny tho
denki:
i hate when u guys does this
hanta:
does this?
denki:
gahh u know what i mean
new groupchat
denki:
explan
mina:
explam
FUCK
hanta:
explam
denki:
explam
haha sucker
hanta renamed the groupchat ‘ explam ’
mina:
WHATEVR
anyway i think kiri is texting him
hanta:
oh yeah obviously
denki:
wait fr
what if it's him mom
mrs blasty
mina:
it's taking everything in me to not go over and check
but it's not hiS mom
denki:
how can u be so sure 🤨
hanta:
buddy i think it's time we accept that kirishima is bakubro’s bestie
mina:
lol he would hate u saying that
hanta:
good thing i texted it then :D
mina:
yeah no that was worse put that away
denki:
GUYS
this is serious
we must solve the mystery of who b is texting
and why we can't have those sweet sweet digits
hanta:
yk digits r also a word for fingers
mina:
wtf
hanta:
i think i'm spending wayyy too much time w todoroki idk where that came from
denki:
why is he into sucking fingers too
mina:
TOO????
hanta:
no
i mean not that i know of ?
denki:
hm idk maybe we should ask
mina:
i think we need to backtrack actually-
u have smth u want to tell us sparky
denki:
i think youre spending too much time w b
mina:
sero don't let him get off topic
hanta:
uh ok
fingers! Toes .
i'm not good at this
mina:
maybe baku is right about you guys
denki:
damn i had to scroll up to see how we got here i totally forgot about the texting thing
we have to find out like aasp
mina:
as aoon ss possible
denki:
what
oh
insufferable
hanta:
haha nice vocab word mic will b proud
denki:
aw thx
mina:
let me hve fun making fun hhhhhh
hanta:
hve
denki:
hve
mina:
i shouldve pretended to be busy like kiri abt ten mins ago
squad squad
denki:
idk how many of you r in the common room rn but do u SEE THIs
iida:
Why is there a problem? I don’t see any issues.
Do you think we need to find a teacher?
uraraka:
I dont see anything!! dw !!
mina:
look Harder
uraraka:
ok !
are you guys trying to prank us again? because I dont get it :((((
todoroki:
Is it bakugou texting
midoriya:
KACCHAN IS TEXTING SOMEONE??
denki:
see i KNEW someone would think it was weird other than me
midoriya:
ok so we know it's not auntie bc kacchan only ever calls her and not on random weekdays
and it can't be his dad because it's around dinner time so he’d be cooking right now and not texting
plus when does kacchan ever want to text his dad anything let alone in the common room he would just call him
it’s not any of us otherwise we’d know already and who does that leave
hanta:
it's like the muttering but i can actually understand it this time
mina:
aww you call mrs blasty auntie
uraraka:
have you seen the pictures of them they look the exact same !!! Ill send you one :))
iida:
I’m not sure we should be sending pictures of Bakugou without his consent.
todoroki:
That’s what you're worried about
Not the whole find out who he’s texting thing
iida:
Well speculation isn’t hurting anyone.
hanta:
we’ve turned him
denki:
we’re all in agreement tho right
uraraka:
tsus reading with me rn one sec
shes nodding and Im confused
todoroki:
I’m also confused
midoriya:
oh it’s definitely kirishima
denki:
I KNEW IT
resident blasty expert weighed in
mina:
YOU knew it?? last i checked you thought it was his mom
hanta:
i mean wouldn't kiri have that title of expert these days
todoroki:
Why would it not be kirishima
uraraka:
omg wait what
what do you mean ??
todoroki:
I have to stop assuming things
denki:
the real question is how kiri got b’s number at all 😞
bro won't even let me look at his phone
midoriya:
i mean i don't have it either
iida:
Considering his vocal dislike for you both- this is not shocking.
hanta:
damn that was harsh holy shit
iida:
I didn’t mean it to be!
midoriya:
no iida’s right if kacchan is texting anyone it’s definitely kirishima and not any of us
todoroki:
Again i feel like this was given
mina:
because kiri is the ultimate friend and we can’t even get a measly phone number
todoroki:
Because they're dating
hanta:
what
iida:
Now I think we should definitely not speculate on anyone’s sexualities or potential partners-
denki:
todoroki who told you that
bc i wasn’t even thinking 😬😬
mina:
kiri’s got better taste lets not lie
uraraka:
are you even sure theyre both yk
todoroki:
I mean i have eyes
midoriya:
OK LETS NOT GET CRAZY
hanta:
also bakubro hates it when we even joke w him dating kiri would be like a nightmare for him- right?
mina:
but kiri does talk a Lot abt manly men-
iida:
I still don't think any of this is a good idea.
Bakugou also appears to be leaving the common room.
midoriya:
it is 8pm that’s his cue
denki:
new consensus
hanta:
two vocab words omg now b is going to be proud
mina:
lmao not if he finds out what we’re doing
denki:
ANYWHAY
todoroki is off his shit and b was texting kiri- next step is getting those digits
todoroki:
Fun fact: digits are another word for fingers
iida:
That is a fun fact and thankfully unrelated!
mina:
wowwww you were right hanta
uraraka:
this chat never fails to amuse - tsu
mina:
tell tsu to pick up her own phone for a change :P
bakusquad
kiri:
help what
mina:
oh so Nowww you return
denki:
yeah where were u off to
or should i say- where were your fingers off to
hanta:
YEAH kiri what took you so long
kiri:
you guys know i can see the squad squad messages right
i am in that gc
mina:
i think we may have temporarily forgot in the height of the madness
hanta:
haha. hm
denki:
questioning stands my friend
kiri:
yea i was texting bakugou !! obvs
mina:
OBVS????
kiri:
yea..?
hanta:
i don’t know what kind of fantasy world u live in but i wish i was there
kiri:
i can't understand half of what u send here but i hope thats a good thing
denki:
dude how’d you get b’s number
kiri:
ohhhh i just assumed we all had it ??
mina:
kiri do u really think we would’ve had that whole conversation if we had his number omfg
kiri:
i mean i haven't read thru all the squad squad messages :(
but idk baku and i text like 24/7 i just thought he wasn't here bc he doesn't like endless notifs like that
he hates when i double text but it's somehow ok when he does it smh
hanta:
i feel insane
denki:
kirishima i'm going insaneeeeeee
kiri:
guys i'm kinda tired can we talk abot it tomorrow
mina:
abot
hanta:
abot
denki:
abot
mina:
hhhh fine but promise youll explain
kiri:
yeah of coulksdjfhd
hanta:
i-
kiri:
you fuckers need to stop texting him so he can sleep
denki:
SKJFH BLASTy
kiri removed himself from ‘bakusquad’
mina:
now I'M going insane
hanta:
now they're having sleepovers without us omg it's overrrrrr
mina:
reconvene in the am?
denki:
yea i need to finish this hw anyway
but don't ley me forget
on kirishima’s phone
kiri:
ok that was a little much
come onnnn ik ur reading this
they're gonna add me back in the morning u know that right
baku:
i leave for the bathroom and you're already texting me again.
kiri:
I'M JUST SAYING
baku:
i needed to do it those annoying fucks wouldn't stop blowing up ur phone.
kiri:
and what that’s your job?
baku:
OBVIOUSLY.
i get to blow up stuff not them.
kiri:
when you wake up and realize you sent that i'll be here laughing
baku:
you better be i don't want to wake up
nvm.
kiri:
mm ok i'll just fill that in myself
anyway come back i can't start this uh
all might doc ? are we watching this Again ???
baku:
NO.
it’s just still there u can choose whatever give me a sec jfc
kiri:
ok bakubabe don't fall asleep on ur way back lol
baku:
.
ok.