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It had always been about this two. Despite all the atrocities happening inside their organization. The two of them had always exceeded beyond it. Now it may seem like such a bad thing, which it is actually. But Mikey had finally come up with the most effective plan to stop their nonsense once and for all.
"Haitani" He calls out to the blob of purple stomping across the room, he whips his head to Mikey as he tries to lighten the scowl on his face.
"I have set you up on a blind date"
The forced smile finally settled into a full frown as he finished his sentence.
"Mikey, I didn't realize you were a person who likes getting into people's privacy." The younger Haitani says, his eyes flashed a glare before distorting back to it's natural tired appearance.
Mikey showed nonchalance.
"Because I am not" He replies, he fished out something on his pockets, handing it for the other, who only eyed it for a second before putting his eyes back to Mikey.
Mikey stares back at him.
"However, I would make an exemption. Haitani, I think we both know why I am doing something like this" He flaps the paper.
Rindou stood still with silence for a moment, his brows furrowed, contemplation on his face. He opens his mouth, closes it, and then opens it again.
"Mikey I don't think this is nece—"
"Haitani Rindou, executive of Bonten this is an order." He states, despite being a tad shorter Rindou felt a cold chill on his spine, like his back was being poured with melted ice cream. No worse. Rindou reached out for the envelope with a nod.
"I'm only doing this once", he tries to hide the shake on his voice.
Mikey turns his back at him after that.
Whatever shit Mikey wanted him to do or Whoever person he was going with in this fucking suspicious blind date. He was blaming Sanzu for all of it.
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Rindou sat impatiently on the wooden carved table, his fingers tapping the front with irritation. He sighed and took another sip of the water offered by a waiter not so long ago.
He didn't know if this was Mikey's idea of a sick joke, because surely he didn't deem his leader as someone capable of such rude actions. He had been waiting in the past hour for the partner Mikey had planned out for him this morning. Was this actually Mikey's prank? Was he playing with him? Is this a punishment?
Of course, he wasn't such a good subordinate himself, he would sometimes alter Mikey's commands to a much entertaining sense for him. But that did not mean he would tolerate whatever fuck Mikey had gotten Rindou into.
Another sigh, and he leaned his head back into the armchair.
The cafe was nice actually, the smell of coffee beans brewing, the silent tapping of footsteps, the hush whispers of the costumers, he would not admit it himself but it had been relaxing. A brief thought escaping his mind, did Mikey gave him a day off?
But that idea was soon erased when he heard a chair screeching infront, loud footsteps and worse an overly familiar abnoxious voice.
"Hey slut, what do you want?"
Rindou sat up grudgingly, rolling his eyes. "Oh you piece of shit, I should've known"
Sanzu grinned,"Yet you still came? I doubt that you even knew"
"Oh please, don't compare me to your midget brain"
"Ironic for someone who is a midget himself"
The two sent silent glares to each other, a spark igniting, like lightning, ready to burn each other's faces. The waiter, bless their soul, had placed a menu in between them. Stopping the two from killing each other on the spot.
"Excuse me" They said, and walk off to tend to the other customers.
Sanzu reached for the said menu, flipping a page. Rindou rolled his eyes, this guy would probably take forever to choose.
So he fished out his phone, unlocking the screen and immediately tapping the green icon.
To: Ran-nii <3
Get me out of here -,-
He tapped the send button with a sigh. Tapping his foot on the floor, before looking back to the pinkette. Who was equally staring at him. What a fucking creep.
"What are you doing?" He asks.
"Tapping my foot on the floor, can't you even figure that out yourself?"
Sanzu shoots him a glare, "With your phone slut, did you get fucked before getting here? Damn your stupid"
Rindou exhales, he closed his eyes, before opening them, "Oh your just jealous" he smirked.
He heard the bubblegum haired man grunt, before putting his attention back on the menu.
"You aren't thinking of leaving, are you?"
Rindou sighs, "And why wouldn't I? It isn't exactly fun being around you Mr. Akashi"
"This is Mikey's orders Haitani, you best remember that"
"Oh my god why are you so obsessed with him? Did he let you fuck him or something?"
"Every goddamn thing that keeps leaving your mouth must always be about fucking?"
Rindou sticks out his tongue, "Says the one who started it"
"You're being so fucking childish right now"
"And you weren't? Stop giving yourself too much credit"
"Slutty jellyfish"
"Pill taking sadist"
"Bro-con"
"Boss-con"
"Fucked stupid"
"Oh you wanna fuck me so bad your mind became stupid?"
"And why the fuck would I?"
"Because I'm gorgeous" Rindou flips his purple locks. Sanzu cringed.
"Honestly not even a speck to Mikey"
Rindou rolled his eyes.
"You're so fucking obsessed with him that you can't even be subtle"
"I see no benefit in that and—"
Rindou heard his phone beep.
From: Ran-nii <3
Send me the location bby 😘
Rindou tapped the unlock button, however a hand was stopping him to type out a reply.
"Don't even think about it"
He arches a brow, "And why should I not?"
Sanzu lets go of his hand, Rindou though he was going to pull out a gun in his pockets, but it was actually a handkerchief. He wiped his hand, and Rindou was thinking of ways to kill him.
"Let's get this straight Haitani" He pauses, and looked at him in the eyes, "I don't like this more than you do, we both know we hate each other to the extent of killing one another"
Rindou nods, "So what do you propose?"
Sanzu sighs, "We do this, just today, we form an alliance"
Rindou reached out for the glass of water he had forgotten, and took a sip, "And carry on this date."
Rindou spits out his drink right in front of the Pinkette's face, Sanzu narrowed his eyes at him.
"You fucking did that on purpose"
Rindou hums, wiping his mouth with a napkin, "Why would you ever accuse me of such a thing, babe?"
He flaps his lashes, making the most innocent face he could muster at the moment.
"Should we stop this date? I mean I don't wanna be accused of something I had no intention of doing after all"
Sanzu's face twitches, he sighs, a distorted smile forming on his face. "No, let's continue, I have something lovely planned out this evening just for you Slu-Darling"
Or in translation, just you fucking wait Haitani.
Rindou hums, "Oh I can't wait to see it"
Or in translation, bring it the fuck on Akashi.