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An echoing chorus of angelic voices. That's what could be heard on the suddenly holy grounds of the weekend garage. Twas a far cry from the normal ruckus of rock and R&B, but a welcome one, as An Shiraishi led her chorus of holy bandmates in unison through their songbook. Their version of Come, Come Ye Saints concluded. Her voice, the melodic perfection that it was, concluded in perfect harmony with Kohane Azusawa's and Touya Aoyagi's.The three basked in each other's holy warmth. A warmth only a freshly sung hymn from their holy books could provide. That is; having already basked in the body of the holy ghost, the baked bean's holy flavors still fresh on their pallets from their banquet earlier.
"I think it's time we read from scripture, my friends." An said softly, gently turning the pages of her thick book, embossed with a cross on the cover.
"Agreed. Please, speak our lord's holy words so that we may continue worshipping him." Touya added, placing both of his hands together as well. "Kohane, would you like to start us off?"
"Namaste..." Her voice was soft. Like hamster's would be. Wordlessly she opened her own version of her church book to a middling page, of course, she had them all memorized by now and started to speak with vigor. A vigor only found in her when An patted her head or touched her-- "From the book of John. 15:9-17 As the Father has loved me, so have I loved An. Now remain in my love. If you-"
"What the hell are you three doing." Akito's voice halted the poetic reading of Kohane's bible. He sounded abrasive, concerned even. He had a purple floral shirt on, a ring of flowers around his neck, and sunglasses, but they could see the furrow on his brow all the way from the door.
"Greetings, Akito. I see you have arrived back from your pilgrimage. Good tidings to you."
"An, what the fuck is this? Have you lost your mind?"
"On the contrary. We've reached enlightenment. We... Have become Vivid Bible Squad."
"More like Vacation Bible School. Where the hell did you even get those robes? You look like my grandma."
Akito walked forward, steam almost billowing from his ears that they were wasting time worshipping the lord instead of, as Ena so eloquently would describe, 'getting that bread. Removing his sunglasses, he tossed them at An's feet rather dramatically. "This is so dumb. If this is what you plan on doing, I'm going back to Fiji without you bozos."
An looked left. Then looked right. Then left again. After a pensive, contemplative pause..."Yeah you're right this is stupid."
An smirked, perfectly tearing away her majestic robes and causing Kohane's cheeks to nearly burst into unholy flames with the lewd thoughts going through her mind.
"O-Okay An!" She chirped, attempting to do the same but falling not so gracefully on her rear.
"Thank god. Toya, come on. Let's go do some real practice, yeah?" Toya's face sagged. He fell to his knees, clutching his hymn book defiantly in his arms, and close to his heart. "I was having fun though. We didn't even say Amen after..."
Akito's eyes rolled, then he too placed his hands together. "Amen. There. You happy, pastor?"
"Yes. Very much so. Long live Vivid Bible Squad."