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Posted below the notice titled *Attn: Archery Competiton IV* is a piece of severely crumpled paper with ale stains and ink blots. In a messy scrawl reads the following:
A is for Amazing, which is my name, not phrasing.
B is for Bountiful or the coins in my coffer.
C is for Cadash, no need to expound.
D is for Danger for which I excel.
E is for Evening, quick hands, and quicker thieving.
F is for the Fennic Fox that stole Sera's last pair of socks.
G is for Geraniums, my flower of choice.
H is for Hard Choices you ask me to make.
I is for Inquisition, my oddest job to date.
J is for Jaunty and dancing a Jig with a smirk that's not-a-bit naughty.
K is for the Kitten I found in the Kitchen.
L is for Lies I can read with keen eyes.
M is for Majestic, as in the Moon above sand dunes.
[N is for Varric’s Nose that inspires ode-like prose]
[N is for Nooks and Noonday's Notworthy Nookie]
N is for Noodles and Noggin and Novelization.
O is for Opinions that are greater but not so much easier.
P is for Poison that’s been placed in my pitcher.
Q is for Quilting, because it’s better than quitting.
[R is for Roguish and Rakishly handsome, a dwarf that’s mine (Marker permitting)]
R is for Roguish and Rakishly handsome, these bad-boys are worth tithe or king's ransom.
S is for Spiders-- eight legged blighters.
T is for Time-Magic and a future that’s Tragic.
U is for Unity, a flocking mass that's Untouched and Uplifted.
V is for Varric, no need to expound.
W is for Waltzing, Whispering, and Wanting.
X is for Xs, check marks on our map.
Y is for Yelling “Eat this, Ya pissin’ Yellow-Yuppy!”
Z is for Zone, as in full-blown friend-Zone and "how do I get out and into smexy!love-long-time-Zone?"
At the very bottom of the list it’s been signed with a heart, and what might be lip-prints, and the words: The Amazing Cadash.
Under that is some truly frightening runic work for a solution that would explode if put to stone'd lyrium and the mostly illegible 'TAke thAT teh-ironpull I WIN!'
In the margin around ‘F is for’ in a different hand, and almost completely scribbled out, reads the following: [←ya thievin’ c ck! Just wait until a bear or a wolf or a demonic bear/wolf shows up next time. I'd know your mangy hide anywhere and I'M NOT SAVING YOU!!!!! You’re not that Cute]
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