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On a depressing Monday morning, Sorlucs gets out of bed with a frown. After constant berating for losing an among us match, he malds and goes straight to the bathroom. Feeling a large pain in his stomach he strips off his pants and lands himself on the toilet. Feeling a large piece of fecal matter coming out, Sorlucs pushes out a large shit as it splashes into the toilet. Sorlucs screams in pain as the overwhelming shit exits his asshole.
"Dear Fuck!" He screams in agony
He flushes the toilet and gets himself ready for the day. A busy day is upon him, as he is tasked to give Elzy a toolbox he forgot at home. Sorlucs starts frantically running to Elzy's room and grabs the toolbox with his left arm. Suddenly he feels the pain coming back. He grabs his stomach and powers through. He runs to Elzy's office, passing him the toolbox.
"Yo, thanks man!" Elzy says with gratefulness in his voice, "If I didn't have the tools I would have been indirectly responsible for the deaths of several civilians!"
"Y-yeah, anyways I think I g-gotta go" Sorlucs says, holding back his inner intestinal pain
As he approaches the exit, Sorlucs feels weak and gives in to the pain. Elzy looks over at him with confusion, considering asking him if he needs any help. Suddenly a brown wet mess sprays all over the office as Sorlucs screams in agony. Shit is spraying out of his ass and the fecal matter gets into the inner workings of a plane Elzy is working on. The shit fries the tech up as the plane blows up causing a fire. His ass paints the walls brown as they catch fire. Elzy grabs a fire extinguisher and tries to get rid of the flames but he is unsuccessful. The extreme force of his shit propels Sorlucs out of the office and into an incoming jet fighter. Sorlucs crashes into the cock pit and suffocates the pilot with his large ass and shit. The plane dive bombs into a building leaving several people dead.
"Get to work men, this might be a terrorist attack!"
As armed guards approach the scene Sorlucs stands up, piss streaming out of his cock.
"Capture the attacker now!"
"I'm not a terroris-"
Sorlucs is tackled to the ground before he can prove himself not guilty. While he is being cuffed he rips the largest fart known to man and paralyzes the armed guards. The other guards start to shoot at Sorlucs. Their efforts are unsuccessful as Sorlucs' shit creates a barrier around him and protects him from harm. The massive amount of shit submerges him and transforms him into a giant brown monster with sludge-like flesh. Sorlucs starts choking the armed guards, feasting on their piss and shit to become stronger. An attack helicopter approaches the scene and fires missiles at Sorlucs. He extends himself and grabs the helicopter by the propellers and eats it whole. The helicopter self-destructs and blows Sorlucs up. With shit raining from the sky Sorlucs gathers his body parts and becomes whole again. He heads to the nearest pharmacy and consumes every single pill on the shelf and faints due to an overdose.
Chapter Finish.