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~Written by Aux
[Louis Paulis]
How does a ragtag teenaged army in need of a shower
Somehow defeat a galactic superpower?
How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?
Leave a battlefield waving our flag that much higher.
Yo. Turns out we have us a secret weapon.
Some fighter, you know and love who's unafraid to step in!
She’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the Seppies henchmen.
Everyone give it up for our favorite fighting guardsman!
[Ensemble]
Montagrie!
[Montagrie]
I’ve taken this horse by the reins, paint’n droids red, an’ doin’ it with blood stains
[Ensemble]
Montagrie!
[Montagrie!]
Shit ain’t eva gonna stop
Until I pop ‘em off
An’ chop ‘em up and scatter the remains.
I’m
[Ensemble]
Montagrie!
[Montagrie]
Fight me! Enragin’ ‘em
Engagin’ ‘em
Front pagin’ ‘em
I’m
[Ensemble]
Montagrie!
[Montagrie]
I go to friends for more funds.
[Ensemble]
Montagrie!
[Montagrie]
I come back with more
[Montagrie and Ensemble]
Guns
And shit
And so, the balance shifts.
[Cordova]
We rendezvous
With Larin, Iko and
Consolidate our gifts.
[Montagrie]
We can end this war on our terms, with something you shall see.
But for this to succeed.
There’s someone we’re gonna need.
[Cordova]
I know
[Cordova and Ensemble]
Graceyn!
[Jerome]
Sir, she knows what to do in a stretch
Ingenuitive and fresh off the bench, I mean.
[Cordova and Ensemble]
Destiny!
[Grace]
Sir, you’re gonna have to get her eventually
She’s scary as hell n’ fights real mean.
[Cordova and Company]
Paulis!
[Montagrie]
No one has more resilience
Or matches me move for move with such brilliance
[Cordova and Company]
Nicolav!
[Grace]
We gonna fight for this land back?
[Ensemble]
Sagelyn!
[Cordova]
We need our right hand men back!
[Women]
Paulis!
[Montagrie, (ensemble)]
Ah! You get ya right-hand man back! (Get your right-hand man back!)
You know we gotta get our right hand man back
(The right hand man back)
[Montagrie, (everyone minus Cordova)
I mean you gotta put some thought in that letter
(Graceyn)
But the sooner the better (Sagelyn!)
To get the right hand man back! (Ha, ha!)
[Cordova]
PLAE forces
We are waiting in the field for you
If you join us right now, we can turn the tide.
Oh, PLAE forces
We need soldiers that will heed the call
If we manage to get this right
They’ll surrender to us outright.
Our world, will never be the same,
Your Commander,
[Spoken]
General Alejandro Cordova