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'WHERE IS MY BOOOOOKKKKKK' Lisa screams for the nth time that day. Lisa's book had been borrowed by Albedo and he was ten days late to return it. 'hi Lisaa, I brought your-' The wild Albedo that appeared stops dead in his tracks, before quickly walking backwards and out of the Favonius library.
Too late it seems. 'LISA I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, PLEASE FORGIVE MY SINS.' 'C'MERE YOU LIL' SHIT!" As a thundercloud chases a screaming albedo down the knights of Favonius towers. Multiple people are bowled over or lightly charred by stray lightning bolts. 'VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE!!!' A roar of fury echoes through the building as a lightly burnt Eula staggers back onto her feet. She glares at the quickly receding- Wait, is that a thundercloud?
Eula stares at the thing she just swore vengeance on, squinting at the purple dot in the distance. Waiittt... whhy... Why is iT COMING BACKKKK??? A few seconds later, an extremely charred Eula rises to her feet once more, and promptly decides her vengeance will be enacted tomorrow. Or some other day. Or never. As she walks to her room in the knights' quarters, she also decides to return the books she borrowed two days ago, just to, you know, avoid a certain purple mage's rage.
Albedo screams as the thundercloud strikes the ground behind him, his legs a blur as he runs to the one person who might help him. Kaeya stands bewildered as the alchemist screams at him after knocking his office door off its hinges. 'SAVE ME, HELP! LISA-' BANG! The door slams shut in the alchemist's face.
The calvery captain on the other side physically holds up the door as the thundercloud approaches. 'OPEN THE DAMN DOOOR-'
'WE'RE ALL SCARED OF LISA, GO AWAY!'
Albedo jumps out the window just as an enormous bolt of lightning strikes the door. The door bursts into splinters and there is a vague shadow of a ruffled calvery captain cursing as he dusts himself off.
'Boom bomm kadubam!!' An adventurous Klee accidentally sees the screaming Albedo and throws pyro explosives into the sparkly cloud. 'Klee, Jesus, where did you come from?' Albedo frantically dusts off the beaming Klee, who is staring at the thundercloud. 'Big brother Albedo, look! Big red cloud!' Albedo turns, sure enough, the formerly purple cloud is now deep red and growing in size. Albedo screams a high pitched unholy scream as he clings to Klee and flees the grounds.
Behind them, a massive overload reaction sweeps the ground. 'BIG BOOM BOOM KABUAM' Klee cheers wildly, watching from Albedo's back as Albedo flees, preferably somewhere far away, perhaps the Brightcrown mountains... Yes the Brightcrown mountains...
From windrise, Venti squints towards Mond. Is he hallucinating, or...?
'Huh that's strange...Why is there a huge cloud..." The squinting bard scratches his bead and bites down on an apple 'Did durin come back alive...?' No, Klee had blown up the headquarters. An enormous Jean-shaped shadow appears in the Brightcrown mountains one day,
'KLEE, SOLITARY CONFINMENT!!!' 'NO PLEASE MASTER JEAN'