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Boba Fett NSFW Alphabet

Summary:

Just some headcanons for Boba Fett; he's such a kinky bastard we all love him.

Notes:

If y'all thought I was solely an anime writer, think again! I've recently developed an obsession with Star Wars, so be prepared for more content in the next few days.

Chapter 1

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Aftercare (What are they like after sex?)

  • For all of his reputation as a tough, grizzled old grump of a bounty hunter, and granted it is a well-earned reputation in some ways, Boba is just so soft with you after a round or two (or three, or four, or however many more). He’ll rub you down gently, get you a glass of water as he cleans you up, even run you a nice hot bath if that’s what you want, all the while asking you how you feel and praising you for how well you did for him during. He’s been around for a while now, and he knows full well how it feels to be rode hard and put away wet, so he bends over backwards to make sure you feel well-cared for when you’re with him. Once you’re taken care of and ready to wind down, he cuddles you like his life depends on it, and good luck getting out of it he can and will put you in a full-body lock if it means he gets his snuggling time with you before going to sleep.

Body Part (What is their favorite body part of theirs and also their partners?)

  • He’s… well, he has a lot of mixed feelings about his body, and always has if he’s going to be honest. He’d proud of his strength and the conditioning he’s put into his body to be the best bounty hunter around, but, well. He’s an exact copy of his dad, and a lot of other men on top of that, and it left him with some self-esteem issues as a young man. Not crippling issues exactly, but it left him feeling really weird when women complimented him on being handsome because, in his mind, his face isn’t exactly special. The Sarlacc Pit Incident was both a blessing and a curse in many ways; the pain had been excruciating but left him with a face that was finally his own (even if the scars brought some new insecurities). At the end of the day, if you pressed, he would say he’s most fond of his hands. They’re strong, they’re tough, they’re gotten him out of a lot of scrapes, and they can touch you anywhere he likes, ultimate win for him. Now as for you, Boba is a very simple man; anything soft is fair game to him. Tits, belly, thighs, ass, anything he can grab and leave a few nice, dark marks all over is all great in his mind.

Cum (Anything to do with cum)

  • Boba is a mess maker, and he’s not even ashamed of it. In his opinion if there’s nothing to clean up afterwards, he didn’t do a good enough job fucking you. He’ll come on every inch of skin you’ll let him get away with, and as long as you’re all right with it he’ll come inside you as well. Sometimes he’ll play with it a little afterwards, either running his fingers in it or feeding some of it to you before cleaning you up all nice. It’s easy for him to make a mess out of you because he comes in buckets, it honestly staggered you when he came on you the first time, and usually in long staccato type spurts. It’s rather thick and decent tasting even if it’s a little salty from time to time, he aims to keep a good diet, but if you’re not comfortable tasting him for some reason he is absolutely not going to pressure you about it. As for you, Boba takes it as a point of pride to make you come enough times to make you see stars, at least thrice bare minimum.

Dirty Secret (A dirty secret of theirs)

  • He’s not exactly the type to hide anything from you; he’s a very blunt man and if he wants to try something new with you in bed, he’s going to ask for your opinion on it regardless of what it is (he doesn’t embarrass all that easily anymore). There is just one thing he keeps from you, and it’s not even all that dirty. He can’t bring himself to fully admit just how much he cares about you. Boba would lay down his life for you at the drop of a hat; you complete him in a way he’s rarely experienced in his life, and he’s terrified that he’ll lose you somehow (or worse that you’ll leave him). It amplifies just how protective he is of you because that’s the easiest way for him to express just how much you matter to him, and when you eventually figured that out (as well as what happened to his dad) you’ve learned to accept his subtle way of caring.

Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

  • Oh, Boba fucks, always has done really. Ever since he came of age he became a lady-killer thanks to his handsome face, and it’s only gotten worse as he’s gained more experience. In his younger years, he would hook up primarily with one-night stands or brothel workers for a quick release, but as he’s gotten older he started looking for more stable relationships (not an easy thing to come by in his line of work). So needless to say, by the time he met you, he knew how to please a lady better than most around, and he’s more than happy to put that knowledge to good use any day of the week (or several times a day at that). More to the point, he knows that the best way to pleasure a woman is to take the time to explore, ask what you like or don’t like, and pay attention. It helps that he’s a fast learner, almost unfairly fast, so he gets a master’s degree in how to fuck you right in record time.

Favorite Position (Self-explanatory)

  • As experienced as he is, he has several that he prefers over most, mainly because they give him a good amount of control over you. He likes the G-Whizz for that reason, and he’s not above nipping at your calves as he fucks into you. He’s also fond of doggy style for similar reasons, plus it gives him the perfect opportunity to spank you a little (as long as you’re okay with it), and in a similar vein the leapfrog. If he’s going to be honest good old missionary is fine by him some days so he can see your pretty face contort with pleasure as he dicks you stupid, plus he can raise one or both of your legs for better leverage. However he has you, he’s going to be the dominate one at all times, that’s just how he is. Even when he allows you to get on top don’t think you’re in control of anything; he’ll grab your hips to control your pace or even hold you still (no matter how much you squirm) so he can thrust up into you as he wants it.

Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment or humorous?)

  • You know him; Boba’s never been known as a particularly funny man in general, and it’s exactly the same when he’s in the sack with you. He has a weird sense of humor in the first place, so it’s unlikely that you’ll do or say something to get a laugh out of him in the moment, and in his mind there’s no room for silliness while he’s dicking you down good. In his opinion, if you’re distracted enough to find something funny, then he isn’t fucking you right and he’s going to do everything he can to correct that wrong immediately. If anything embarrassing should happen in the moment, he completely ignores it and keeps going, which ensures that you forget about it pretty quickly as well. Should you toss out a few quips at him he might respond with something dry and sarcastic, and he often gets a smug smirk on his face when he does he’s doing something right with you, but that’s it.

Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes?)

  • Back in his younger days, when he had hair, it was thick and dark (very much like his dad’s, though it tended to be curlier). He usually kept things neat and clean if not trimmed nicely; the last thing he wanted was for his pubes to get caught in a zipper after all. That armor he wears gets ridiculously hot, especially when he’s embroiled in a fight, so he’s in and out of the refresher a lot to compensate for that. There were days when he didn’t have time to trim up anything, but he made an effort to do something with it at least every few weeks. Granted, he didn’t have a lot to take care of even back then, just a smattering on his chest and a trail from his navel to his crotch. The Pit took out a lot of that (he thanks the Maker every day that his dick was spared that misery), so he’s a little slacker about trimming things and steps up the hygiene to compensate.

Intimacy (How are they during the moment? Are they romantic?)

  • It’s, well, he tries, honestly he does, but it’s never been something he thinks about that much. He’s spent so much of his life keeping people at a distance, being taught to not trust anyone who could stab him in the back at any moment, that the idea of being intimate (and therefore vulnerable) to anyone is completely foreign to him. His sex life in his younger years only reinforced that mindset, taking up one-night stands for meaningless sex and stress relief rather for than any real connection to someone. Now that he’s older and wants a stable relationship, he knows that intimacy is part of that, but he’s out of his depth in how to go about it. To that end, he pays really close attention to what you do to express intimacy (be it forehead touches, holding hands, kisses, or anything else you can think of) and reciprocates that way. He’s getting better about it the longer he’s with you, but it’s still a struggle for him to initiate something like that.

Jack Off (Masturbation head-canon)

  • Boba most certainly jerked it off in the past; with his high-sex drive and the roving nature of his job he spent a lot of time alone and had to take care of his needs himself. To that end, he developed something of a routine for it, at times turning to holo-porn to get the ball rolling better, and took his time to edge himself a little before getting off. After the Pit though, that routine fell apart as he had bigger things on his mind like healing from his wounds and tracking down his amor. Then he met you, and found something far better to wrap around his length than his fist. Now a days, he’d much rather wait around until you were willing and available for sex than take matters in his own hand, but if you aren’t for long enough he might end up taking a little longer in the shower than normal (so a very rare, once a blue moon type of thing).

Kink (One or more of their kinks)

  • Edging: This is his biggest kink, hands down, and it goes both ways. Now that he’s older, he’s found that the buildup is just as good as the payoff, and will do everything in the book to make any given session last just a little bit longer. He has an incredible control over his body these days, meaning that he can leave you hanging for a long time.
  • Overstimulation: Hand in hand with leaving you on edge, Boba lives to drive you over that edge until you’re literally in tears from it; there’s nothing that turns him on more than hearing you sob your pleasure to him as he makes you come for the fifth time (he always has one eye on your limits in either situation, though).
  • Daddy Kink: If there was anyone who embodied the audacity of the ‘your daughter calls me Daddy too’ meme, it’s Boba. If you’re not comfortable calling him that he’s going to push for it, but it gets him off so much hearing you squeal ‘Daddy’ while he’s pounding into you. It’s so personal to him and makes him feel responsible for your pleasure.
  • Dom/Sub: He’s a top, through and through, and there’s nothing that’s going to change that any time soon. He lives to be in control of your pleasure, to give it to you when he feels like you’ve earned it, and to feel like you trust in him enough to let him control your pleasure like that (trust like that makes him so soft you have no idea).

Location (Where are their favorite places to do the do?)

  • Anywhere, everywhere, there isn’t a place Boba isn’t willing to give you his dick. Within a few parameters that is; he’s highly aware of the huge target on his back now that he’s sitting on Jabba the Hutt’s throne, and the last thing he wants is to put that target on you as well. To that end he’s not going to fuck you in front of a crowd or anything (probably, he was certainly up for that in his younger years), but if you’re feeling the need he’s not above sneaking around behind a cantina or in a dark alley to give you what you want right quick. That said, there isn’t a room in the palace that you two haven’t used lewdly once or twice, and his ship has been your playground ever since you two first hooked up. Boba lives to showcase you as safely as possible, and he gets off knowing that someone in another room can hear you begging for him to fuck you harder just because he can.

Motivation (What turns them on and gets them going?)

  • A stiff breeze has a good chance of getting him going when he’s in the right mood; Boba’s a simple man at the end of the day and if he has the time and energy, his mind goes straight to horny. But if you want to specifically get him interested in you, there are a few things you can do. Like rubbing up on him, Boba can get in a positive state if you start getting all cuddly and touchy with him anywhere. He considers himself as being very intimidating (and to be fair, he is), and he carries a lot of self-esteem issues to this day, so the fact that you’re still attracted to him and want to be around him appeals to him a lot more than he wants to admit. Emphasizing his favorite features will keep his eyes on you until he can get his hands on you, and if you start dirty talking in his ear about all the things you want him to do to you, he’ll be more than willing to oblige you.

NO (Is there something they wouldn’t do? What are their turn-offs?)

  • As much of a top Boba is, and as much as he likes to edge you to your breaking point, he will not hurt you, ever. Even if you were into that, and assured him that you would indeed like it, he just can’t commit to something like that, not when he’s brought harm to so many people in his past. To that extent, anything that even borders on nonconsensual is off the table outright, even in roleplay. He’s a kinky bastard and likes to mix things up in the bedroom with you from time to time, but he’ll never cross that line as long as he lives. And even though he has a raging Daddy kink, things like age regression turn him off completely. He likes the authority and level of trust that the title brings him, but roleplay like that is just too weird for him to get into at all. All it boils down to that he will not betray the trust you’ve placed in him; he knows that you’re counting on him to be good to you and he will live up to that trust (eventually).

Oral (Do they prefer giving or receiving? How skilled are they?)

  • Yes. Boba loves it when you give him that good head, anytime you get on your knees for him is a good time as far as he’s concerned. When he’s in the throne room and bored out of his skull with all the groveling, having you get down and suck him off can drastically improve his mood any day of the week. He especially likes it when you take your time with it, really worship his cock for as long as he can stand it before coming in your mouth (he doesn’t care if you swallow or spit, but he wants to see it in your mouth first either way). As for giving, it’s his favorite way to edge you during a long session. You get so sensitive and squirmy in his hold when he gets you off with his tongue and lips multiple times, and he loves how you whine for him when your thighs are locked around his head. In the end it’s a good healthy mix of both for him.

Pace (Are they fast and rough or slow and sensual?)

  • If slow and rough is an option, it’s Boba’s go to pace in any given session with you. He likes watching you jolt and jostle while he thrusts into you, and that pace gives him the best opportunity to edge you both for however long he wants. If you two are sneaking around having a quickie in a dark corner he can go faster, just to get you both off a little bit quicker before you can get caught by someone. On rare occasions he’ll go slower and gentle, just really love down on you with something sensual, usually when you two had a romantic moment or he wants to express just how much you mean to him (they get more frequent the deeper into a relationship you two go). But his default is that slower, rougher pace that can make the session last just a little bit longer, to edge you both for a while and make the finish that much more satisfying.

Quickie (What is their opinion on quickies over proper sex? How often do they have quickies?)

  • Hard yes, there’s nothing that Boba loves more than a quickie when he’s having a slow day or frustrated with stubborn or groveling business partners. The best way for him to take the edge off a stressful day is to seek you out for a something fast and dirty against a wall or bent over a table somewhere in the palace, and when you two are stuck on the ship for any amount of time the best way to pass it is in between your legs. If he was going to be honest, he’ll dick you down anywhere as long as he knows it safe to, even in the middle of the woods somewhere. That said, quickies don’t replace full-on sex in his mind, and if you aren’t fond of them or not in the mood for some reason he won’t push for them. Overall, you two will have three or four quickies a week when in the palace, though that number might go up if you’re on the ship hopping from bounty to bounty.

Risk (Are they willing to experiment? Do they take risks?)

  • Carrying off from the last letter, Boba is most certainly not afraid of a certain amount of risk in his sex life with you, within certain limits that is. He’s not going to risk your safety, ever, and he won’t risk his integrity as a bounty hunter. So yes, he’ll fuck you in a dark alley behind a cantina, as long as he knows no one’s going to threaten you with a blaster to the head while he’s ball’s deep inside you, and it won’t cause him to lose a quarry he’s been tracking for three weeks. When it comes to experimenting, oh yes he’s more than willing to try something new that you might bring up before a certain session, but there are limits to that as well. He’ll never give up the control he has over you, ever, and he won’t do anything that will cause you any genuine harm. But if you want to try a new position, or maybe a new technique, he’s down as long as he knows about it ahead of time (he’s not fond of surprises when he’s in bed with you).

Stamina (How many rounds can they go? For how long can they last?)

  • Boba is usually a one and done kind of man, but the man fucks, and he fucks well before he’s done with you. One round will easily last an hour bare minimum if he’s in the mood to edge you into oblivion before he even starts really fucking you, and even when he’s in you he has such control of himself that he only comes when he’s ready to and not before. To that end, that one round is normally more than enough to satisfy you, but if you’re still in the mood afterwards just give him a few minutes to catch his breath and he can probably go once more before he’s fully tapped out for the night. When he’s in his more gentle and sensual mood the rounds don’t normally last as long, more in the twenty-minute range, but he’s good for more rounds (up to three in general) before he’s tapped out and ready to settle down for some sleep.

Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

  • Eh, he’s kind of indifferent to them. If you happen to own something he won’t tell you to get rid of it, he knows that you have needs and when he’s away you might need something to help take care of those needs, but don’t expect him to want to use them on you when he gets back. In his opinion, all he should need to pleasure you right is his own body; the day he needs something fake to get you off is the day he’s failed you as a partner (in all fairness his skills are more than enough to get you where you need to be in any given night). To that end, he doesn’t normally think of them when he starts up a session with you, so if you want something like that involved in your sessions you’ll have to bring it up ahead of time and convince him that it’s to enhance the experience rather than any lacking in his technique. If you manage to talk him into it, he’ll want to know what exactly he’s going to use on you and to what purpose before things start (not a fan of surprises after all), and he’s not going to be willing to try something on himself.

Unfair (How much do they like to tease?)

  • Boba is the biggest tease in the entire galaxy when he’s in the mood to be. It’s well established that he lives to edge you during drawn-out sessions, loves to watch you squirm and beg him for mercy, but that extends outside of the bedroom too. He likes having you wet and worked up for him for as long as possible, so he’ll go out of his way to touch you in a way that he knows will turn you on, whisper all the dirty things he’s going to do to you later just to see you squirm in your seat, and casually sprawl in his throne just because he knows it gets you flustered for him. He gets off knowing that you want him so bad from something so simple, stokes his ego just right. Now, this is all when he’s in the mood. If he has his mind on important matters, or if he has a problem on his hands, he’s less than interested in teasing the life out of you until those problems are fully resolved. And don’t think you’ll get away with teasing him; he has no problem dragging you off somewhere to ‘take responsibility for your actions, little girl’.

Volume (How loud are they? What sounds do they make?)

  • He could be absolutely silent if he needs to be, but he knows that scares you a little, so even when sneaking a quickie in a dark corner somewhere he’ll let out a soft sigh and murmur just how good you feel for him. It’s when he’s in a more secure location that he lets loose more, mainly in dirty talk. The man literally cannot shut up when he’s feeling good and secure somewhere, and if you happen to tell him that you like his voice good luck ever getting him to shut up ever again. And he will get absolutely filthy with you (‘That’s it little girl, gag on Daddy’s cock like a filthy slut’, ‘What was that? If you want to come on Daddy’s fingers you’re going to have to be a big girl and tell me, mesh’ la’, ‘Aw, what’s the matter little whore, is Daddy fucking your tight little cunt too good?’, ‘Keep still and let me fuck you, dirty girl, or I’ll have to punish you’ ‘Come for me, cyar’ika’). If you’re not comfortable with degrading talk he’ll knock it off without question, but he’ll still talk dirty to you.

Wild Card (A random nsfw head-canon)

  • Touched on his before, but Boba loves it when you get cuddly with him, he practically melts every time you give a hug or a kiss ‘just because’ even though such affection tends to leave him a little confused as well. He’s touch starved beyond belief, and he has absolutely no way of expressing those needs thanks to a lifetime of keeping himself distant from other people. So when you act all soft and sweet around him? Get all cuddly on the couch while you two are just relaxing in the palace, or on his ship? Offer to give him a massage when a fight left him sore, or his joints are bothering him? He melts, R.I.P., lost to a number of emotions that he can’t even fully name at the moment. And the best way he knows to repay everything you give him is to make that sweet, tender love to you that’s so rare in your usual sessions.

X-Ray (What’s going on in those pants?)

  • Boba is thick, an absolute unit, solid as a rock thanks to all the conditioning he’s put himself through over the years. Don’t let that waist fool you, the man’s made out of bulging muscle made for work, not showing off, and you can tell that when he picks you up to move you around like you don’t weigh anything to him (seriously, you’re like a couple of space grapes to him, and it’s hot). He’s a proper strong man, stacked with bulging muscle everywhere (those thighs of his could legitimately kill a man if he had a mind too), and his cock is a good reflection of the rest of him. He’s not especially long, roughly five inches, but he’s so damn thick it could almost dislocate your jaw if you’re not careful while going down on him, with several prominent veins that make some nice friction inside you. He’s circumcised, stands straight with just enough curve to really make you feel it, and his balls are very large and very tender (make good use of that when you go down on him and he’ll moan for you).

Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

  • High. In the stars, out of orbit, Boba’s ready to fuck whenever you are (and a good many times besides). It’s always been this way too, ever since he reached sexual maturity, and if you thought it would have started slowing down now that he’s getting older, think again. Man could fuck you multiple times throughout the day and be ready for a good long session once you two retire to your quarters for the night. He knows that doing that daily is a tad too unrealistic (and would probably put you in the med-bay at some point), so he aims to bang you three times a week bare minimum, with a quickie or two tossed in for some stress relief on rougher days. That said, if he’s been gone from you for a good stretch of time, better clear your schedule for the next few days when he gets back because he will be ravenous for you.

ZZZ (How quickly do they fall asleep afterward?)

  • No matter how long he’s been fucking you, even if it was several long rounds with you, Boba does not go to sleep until he knows you’re taken care of and drifting off to sleep with him. It’s a macho thing of him; he views himself as the protector in the relationship, and it’s part of his responsibility as your partner to make sure that you feel safe and cared for when you’re with him, especially after a particularly rough session, just to remind you of how much to mean to him. Plus, he finds it really cute when you get all sleepy and relaxed next to him, listening to the way you trail off whatever sentence you were on as you start to nod off on his shoulder. Only then does he allow himself to relax enough to go to sleep, usually about fifteen to twenty minutes after you fall asleep, and he gets the best sleep of his life when you’re all warm and soft curled up at his side.

Chapter 2: Boba Fett SFW Alphabet

Summary:

Some tamer headcanons for y'all to enjoy; Boba's a grump but he's a softie we all know it.

Notes:

First the smut, and now some fluff (because I'm extra like that lol).

Chapter Text

Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

  • Honestly, at first, not at all. It’s not that he didn’t feel any affection for you (obviously he did otherwise he wouldn’t have been all that interested in you), he just had no idea how to express what he felt for you. All his life before he met you he was taught to hold people at a distance, to never trust anyone because they could stick a vibro-blade in his ribs when he’s not looking, and that makes it very difficult for him to show you much in the way of affection. As the relationship develops between you two, he starts to trust you more and in turn gets better at showing how he feels for you. It helps that you taught him how you like to be shown affection by showing him affection, so these days he reflects that back as much as he can, be it a soft kiss or some cuddling to some sweet pet names for you. He keeps it to a minimum around other people, just so no one can use your relationship against him, but when you two are alone he becomes super tender with you.

Best Friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

  • Boba’s that weird friend who literally disappears for months at a time with zero warning, only to reappear at your doorstep the moment he hears that things aren’t doing so well in your life to offer you literally any kind of help he can think of or has available (you literally have no idea how he found out though since you two haven’t talked in three months). When he is around though, he’s the one with the coolest stories to tell over a round of drinks (that he insists on paying for), usually wildly unbelievable but he swears that they’re 100% true. He always has your back, even while roasting the hell out of you. You two became friends through work, running into each other during a hunt or at some random cantina somewhere so many times that you ended up talking and hanging out enough to develop a sense of trust with each other, which lead to other things.

Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

  • Boba craves cuddles like a starving man, and initially had no idea how to ask for them. Thanks to a lengthy background of keeping people at arm’s length and relying on one-night stands for sexual gratification, physical affection just wasn’t something he was accustomed to at all. Sure, he has memories of his dad hugging him and the like, but those memories always have such a bitter taint to them that he hates recalling them, and it only encourages him to reject physical affection even when it kills him. So when you two get intimate, and start snuggling with him voluntarily, Boba literally has no idea what to do with that. Once he figures out that you genuinely like him, that you like being around him and want to be close to him, he just fucking melts. Now a days, Boba will gladly cuddle with you, pull you into his lap to cradle you to his chest or come up behind you to hold you to his chest tight, in private. Can’t have people going around saying that the infamous bounty hunter Boba Fett is getting soft after all.

Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

  • Eh, he’s ambivalent about that kind of thing honestly. In his line of work, he’s never figured on living long enough to consider settling down with anyone, let alone ever finding someone who would make him think about that. If he felt that the relationship dynamic between you two worked well enough, he would start to think about it (not that he would give up bounty hunting until he was physically incapable of it). As for domestic stuff, he’s pretty competent given that he’s spent most of his life on his own. He keeps his ship and living quarters clean, can do his own cooking and laundry, the works. That said, it all tends to be very utilitarian, as in he can cook one (1) decent meal outside of reheating some ration packs, he never bothers to separate his laundry (he literally wears the same damn color all the time, why would he bother to separate it? R.I.P. your whites), and he uses the same damn bleach on everything (you nearly scalped him when he tried to use it on your wood floors). So competent, but still a Man ™.

Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

  • Boba would bounce so fast and sudden you wouldn’t have any idea what happened at first, literally zero contact kind of deal. Honestly, it took all his self-restraint not to do that when he realized that he caught feelings for you in the first place, and if he felt that the relationship had come to an end, that restraint would go right out the window. It’s almost painfully easy for him to cut and run like that, given his work and lifestyle up to this point, but it would kill him on the inside to do that to you. He might end up leaving a holo or a note of some kind to explain why he left you like that, just to make it a little easier for you to accept that things are over between you. If for some reason he wasn’t able to just leave (like after he takes the throne), he would sit down with you and spell it out simply, pointing out how things just weren’t working. Although he would be willing to listen if you had some ideas on how to resolve some of the issues between you two.

Fiancé(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

  • Look, commitment is scary to begin with, and to Boba it’s just downright terrifying. He has loved then been hurt, loved then been hurt, so many damn times that the idea of being vulnerable to someone again makes him want to jump into the Slave I and find the most remote galaxy there is to hide from the feelings. And yet, once he’s deep enough in a relationship to realize that he can indeed trust you, he commits his entire heart to you with no reservations as long as he knows that you’re returning that commitment to him. He’s not one to need a label for that kind of thing, as long as you’re his and he’s yours, that’s good enough. But¸ if you happen to mention that you were okay with getting married, he will start to think about it probably two or three years into a relationship (yep, he’s that slow to commit to anything/anyone).

Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

  • Look, Boba is a rough man, always has, he’s a terrifying bounty hunter after all! He has to keep up that persona around people or they’ll think he’s getting soft and make his life a lot more difficult. Except, well, he’s so damn soft when he’s around you it would be embarrassing if you didn’t find it so endearing. He can’t help it; you’re the one person he treasures most in the galaxy, and he can’t stand the idea of being too rough with you. Ignoring how he can get in the bedroom, Boba always handles you like you’re made of glass and silk, too pure for his dirty, rough hands to handle. Emotionally speaking, he- well, he tries, honestly he does, but he’s a Mandalorian and a bounty hunter, they don’t know what feelings are, so sometimes he can be a little too blunt or abrasive towards you. He’s learning though, and he’s always quick to apologize and make it up to you when he was a little too gruff for your liking, and he always listens to your opinions on things.

Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

  • Oh yes, he loves hugs so much, he never refuses you when you want a hug, ever. As touched on before, he’s horribly touch-starved and really doesn’t know how to initiate any kind of physical contact, but once he gets past those barriers he likes to hug you all the time, in private. Man’s got a reputation to maintain, he can’t be seen hugging or cuddling someone! Especially not you; that would put such a huge target on your back, and he would never forgive himself if you were hurt because of your relationship with him. So, when you two are just hanging around your private quarters or on his ship, he’s hugging you all the time. His hugs (when he’s not wearing his armor), are warm and tight and solid; he practically crushes you to his chest for several seconds and buries his face in your hair to breathe you in for a moment.

I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

  • A long, long time; you were the first one to say it in your relationship, and you didn’t get much of a response beyond the blank stare of ‘Boba Fett.exc has stopped functioning’. Luckily you weren’t put off by that (you were expecting it to be honest), and just gave him a kiss and a sly grin before going on about your day. He knew that he loved you long before he told you; it took all his willpower not to cut and run because shit, he caught feelings for another person! When he does eventually say it, it wasn’t at all under the circumstances that he would have liked or imagined. As in, you had been kidnapped then roughed up by a bounty hunter rival of Boba’s because he figured out that you were important to him, and it took Boba far too long for his liking to find you, so it just slipped out as he was untying you and cleaning up your cuts and bruises. After that, he says it at least once a day just so you know how much you mean to him.

Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

  • Very. Boba treasures you like you were made out of the rarest gems in the galaxy, and he’ll be damned if he allows another man to even try to take you away from him. He’s not the type to try to force you to stay if you’re not happy with him, nor does he distrust your loyalty to him, but that doesn’t stop him from wanting to throttle anyone who gets a little too chummy with you. Now, given that he tries to downplay it when out in public, it’s not all that obvious that he’s jealous at first (the helmet doesn’t help matters), but he does stare down whoever’s getting too ‘friendly’ with you very pointedly. If they aren’t getting the point and won’t leave you alone when you obviously want them too, then Boba intervenes by physically forcing himself in the middle of things, blocking you from the interloper and practically daring them to do something about it. That’s usually enough to make them back off, but he’s not above throwing a punch or two to defend you if that’s what it comes down to.

Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

  • Kisses are kind of tough to do when he’s wearing the helmet, but he does give you a lot of Keldabe kisses when it’s on, just casually tapping his forehead to yours before going on about his business. It confused you the first few times he did that, but you eventually got used to his own way of showing affection. When he got comfortable enough to take the helmet more often around you, he tends to kiss parts of you like temples, forehead, cheeks, and the top of your head whenever he happens to be passing you. Full lip kisses are a little rarer, but all the sweeter for it. He takes the time to truly mold his mouth to yours and just holds you there for a good eternity, usually with you in his lap or with your face cradled in his hands. Boba likes to act grumpy when you kiss his cheek or the top of his head back, but he can’t hide the pleased grin on his face to save his life.

Little Ones (How are they around children?)

  • Being raised as a Mandalorian, Boba has the ‘Dad Instinct’ properly drilled into him ever since he was a young man, and that hasn’t changed much as he gets older. Deep down, he really likes kids, likes playing their little made-up games with them, likes just how innocent they are compared to the people he usually has to work with. He usually comes across as the ‘Fun Grandpa’ these days, and he often lives up to that persona when he’s left with kids for any length of time (as rare as that is), teaching them the right way to hold a vibro-blade or telling them one of those improbably stories of his. Being a bounty hunter meant that he was never in a position to have his own kids, but that didn’t stop him from fantasizing about having a family someday. Now that he’s on the throne, and a little more established in life, he would certainly consider having a few kids as long as you were open to it too (or maybe adopting a few instead, if that was what you wanted).

Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

  • Boba rarely stays in bed past eight o’clock; he’s a morning person by nature and a lifetime of conditioning to being alert and ready at all times. Should you be a morning person too, he’ll gladly fall into a routine with you (he won’t be all that chatty, but he’ll enjoy that time of quiet domesticity with you). If you’re not a morning person, he’ll do his best to keep things quiet as he gets himself ready for the day so you can keep on sleeping; occasionally you might be able to talk him into staying in bed with you (very rarely, once a blue moon rarely). But no matter how long you stay in bed, Boba will wait for you to get up so you two can have breakfast together. It’s one of those little rituals he never realized he would enjoy (being a loner for so long after all), but he’s discovered that he likes having that moment of peace and togetherness with you, to just talk about your plans for the day and just spend time with you.

Night (How are nights spent with them?)

  • When things aren’t getting spicy in the bedroom, Boba actually turns in rather early. As active as his day is most of the time, man’s tired by the time the sun’s gone down, and he’s ready to turn in with you by ten or eleven o’clock. If you’re inclined to stay up beyond that it won’t bother him too much, as long as you can stay in bed with him and keep the noise down (light doesn’t bother him as much as noise, for some reason). When you both are settled in for the night, be prepared because Boba is a cuddler when he’s asleep, like twice as much as he is when he’s awake, and he radiates heat better than any space heater you may have. Luckily he’s not a snorer or a sleep talker; Boba sleeps the sleep of the dead when he’s out, so good luck getting him to let go of you when he’s out like a light. His favorite way to cuddle is to spoon you, usually with himself between you and the door (part of his protective streak), or on his back with an arm around you.

Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait awhile to reveal things slowly?)

  • Listen, as much as this man cares about you, and as badly as he wants you in his life, he’s been conditioned all his life to not trust anyone, let alone be willing to just give out personal information to anyone no matter how trustworthy they may appear to be. It took him a good couple of years knowing you to feel comfortable telling you about what happened to his dad, and even then it was like pulling teeth. That said, there are a few things about himself that he does let slip, because he can’t keep his mouth shut around you, like what happened the last time he was on a certain planet or that one drink this particular cantina makes that he absolutely loves, light stuff like that. You’ll have to make peace with the fact there are going to be some things he’s never going to be comfortable talking about, and treasure the little things that he does willingly tell you.

Patience (How easily angered are they?)

  • Boba’s a bounty hunter; arguably the best bounty hunter flying the galaxy, and part of that is being patient. If he can wait another hour for his quarry to come out of some dive, then he can handle whatever annoying quirks you may have with the most enormous amount of patience and good-natured teasing you’ve ever seen (and yes, he’s going to tease you about it, there’s no getting around that). He’s always been pretty easy-going about most things, and the fact that he loves cares about you makes it all that much easier to roll with things. About the only thing he will not tolerate is anything that disparages or dishonors his Code; he takes being a Mandalorian very seriously (maybe not as seriously as a certain other bucket-head we all know and love) and he will be upset if you don’t respect it the same way (or at least understand how important it is to him).

Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

  • His mind’s a vault; with all the conditioning he’s put into being a bounty hunter part of that was sharpening his mind and memory so that he could track his quarry without relying on a vambrace (all the time that is). On top of that, he has a really unique way of showing that he cares about you and part of that is remembering all your likes and dislikes to the letter. He can recite your favorite and least favorite color, birthday and stone, every holiday or anniversary that you consider important, favorite foods, foods you cannot stand, any allergies you may have, and that one planet you thought was pretty cool three months ago at the drop of a hat. It can be a little intimidating sometimes, the way he can recall all that kind of stuff, especially because most of the time he pretends that he’s not even listening, until he turns around a month later and stocks up on that one fruit you love the moment it’s in season. It’s really endearing though, and you’ve learned to accept his way of loving you gratefully.

Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

  • There are many moments in your relationship that Boba treasures, like your ‘first time together’ or the moment you told him you loved him, but the one he will always treasure most was the day you saved his life (with his own blaster no less). It’s rare for anyone to get the drop on him, but that one day in a run-down cantina he had been far too focused on his quarry to notice an old rival of his lurking in a dark corner until something heavy cracked in on the back of the head. Naturally he lost his blaster in the subsequent struggle, and when his rival had him on the floor with a blaster aimed at his heart, he was so certain that it was the end of his line. Instead, you had grabbed Boba’s blaster in the chaos and blasted so many holes in the rival’s back it looked like a whole squadron took aim on him. You never looked more beautiful in that moment, with fire in your eyes and a snarl on your face, and the image lives with Boba at all times these days.

Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

  • This one varies depending on your own skill sets and where you two are, but there’s always a baseline ‘protective mode’ that Boba stays in whenever you’re around. He’s lost so many important people in his life; he’s not going to let a stupid mistake on his end take you away from him too. If you are a fighter and can hold your own, he’ll watch your back (of course), but he’s not going to worry about you 24/7. But, if you weren’t much of a fighter, Boba’s got your back, sides, front, head, and about fifty other angles covered; nobody’s touching a hair on your head without his say so, ever. He would also start teaching you a few things, like how to throw a punch right or the correct way to hold a blaster, just in case (Maker forbid) something happens when he’s not around and you need to keep some creep from touching you.

Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

  • As much as he can, really; man’s busy these days being on that throne meeting with business partners day in and day out. He always manages to carve out some time for you no matter how busy he is though, even if it’s a lazy breakfast then a leisurely dinner at the end of the day. As for dates and the like, he’s never been too fussed about them, in his mind just being with you is enough, but if you really wanted to visit Naboo’s lakes well he’ll take you (deep down he lives to spoil you). Where he really shines is anniversaries (if those are important to you), and your birthday. He’ll clear out his calendar, tell the partners to just fuck off for the day, and devote his entire attention to you and whatever activities you like most. As for gifts, he’s something of a magpie in that he’ll collect little things that he thinks you’ll like, then leave them around for you to find (like on your bedside table), and get a little smug smile on his face when you thank him for it. In terms of everyday chores, he pulls his weight (he’s not used to having some to share them with), mainly in keeping his ship and weapons spotless and put away correctly.

Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

  • Boba swears worse than the trashiest pirate in the galaxy, particularly when he’s stressed or frustrated by something, and it’s usually this ear-bleeding mix of Basic, Mandalorian, Hutt, and a few choice words from other languages he’s picked up around the galaxy. He’s not very good at minding his language in front of innocent ears either (there are many kids out there who learned ‘fun new Mandalorian words’ from being around him too long; he’s lucky none of the parents understand any of it or he would have been scalped a long time ago). He also has a bad habit of being the most sarcastic, smart-ass little shit at the worse times; man will have a blaster ready to blow his head off and start making wise-ass comments about the enemy’s outfit or something equally stupid. You can’t decide if you want to roll your eyes (like Fennec) or smack him upside the head.

Vanity (How concerned are they about their looks?)

  • Here’s a little secret; Boba’s actually a little insecure about his looks. It’s not a crippling insecurity or anything, but it’s certainly there. When he was young (before the Pitt), he looked exactly like his father and thousands upon thousands of other men. It left him feeling… odd about his own looks, like there was nothing special about him (it weirded him out when women complimented him because he looked exactly like his father), so he was never all that concerned about how he looked. After the Pitt he got insecure for a host of other reasons; those scars are expansive and most of the time they bother him to some degree of another. So yes, he keeps himself clean and neat and makes sure that he’s in good health, but does he spend twenty minutes in the mirror making sure everything’s perfect? Nope, just long enough to shave is good enough for him.

Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

  • Yes and no. Boba’s tough as nails; he’s lost so much in the past he’s learned to live with the sting and carry on (he’s a Mandalorian after all; they’re not the type to wallow). If you left of your own violation he’ll let you go, no last-minute pleas or holo-calls asking for a second chance, he’ll accept that things have run their course and move on with his life (though not without a certain feeling of loss). But if he lost you, he would never recover from it. He’s fairly certain the grief would swallow him whole; he would force himself to keep going, but he would never stop missing you. Now, on a more day-to-day level, as competent as he is, he has a bad habit of forgetting where he put certain small items (like that vambrace or one of his smaller vibro-blades), and having you around to help him find them all the time is just a gift from the Maker in his mind.

X-tra (A random head-canon for them)

  • He still can’t understand why you find him so attractive, but he really enjoys it. Going back to his little insecurity, Boba really doesn’t view his body in the most positive light (he doesn’t hate it, it is strong and has kept him going all these years, but- still). He’s covered in scars, either from the myriad of fights in his past or from the Pitt (he genuinely thanks the Maker that he can still function after that), and a lot of times they cause him some pain and discomfort. The fact that you can look at all that, see every gnarly white scar crossing his skin, and declare him ‘handsome’ to his face baffles him, and at first he thought you were just trying to flatter him. Once he was convinced of your sincerity, he’s still confused as hell but lets you lavish love on his body more willingly (he still grumps about you being silly when you kiss over his scars, despite the silly grin plastered on his face, that’s just how he is).

Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

  • If there was anything that can truly get under Boba’s skin, it’s blatant disrespect. He doesn’t expect people to grovel at his feet (he actually finds that rather annoying as well), but the man’s fought hard to earn the reputation he has, and if some hot-shot greenhorn tries to diss him as a way to show bravado, the only thing they’ll get in return is a blaster shot or a vibro-blade thrown at them. He doesn’t mind being teased, he rather likes it when his partner isn’t intimidated by him, but there is a line there and crossing it will get him moody fast (and it’ll take a lot to make it up to him). This extends to the people around him too; no one gets to badmouth you or Fennec in front of him and get away with it. More specific to his partner, he likes to see them take care of themselves. He knows that his own grooming habits don’t work for everyone else, but it you’re obviously not trying to take care of yourself Boba will stage an intervention very quickly.

ZZZ (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)

  • Mentioned before that Boba sleeps like the dead and is a cuddler to the max while radiating an inhumane amount of heat and insists on being between you and the door whenever possible. Despite being such a deep sleeper, noises can really bother him (it’s part of his training), so if you two are in a really loud urban area (like in an inn during or after a hunt) he has a harder time settling down than normal. He’s also the type to sleep to next to nothing at all; maybe a pair of boxers and a wifebeater if it’s a bit chilly, or just the boxers or warmer nights on Tatooine (there have been some hot nights where he wears nothing at all). Given how he spends so much of his day wearing all that armor and layers, he finds it hard to sleep when he feels ‘weighed down’ by a bunch of clothing, but if it freaks you out too much, he can be convinced to put a little bit more on (maybe, depends on how hot things are). He’s a really quiet sleeper, though occasionally he’ll snuffle a little bit as he’s settling down.