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"There's no god damn way I'm sharing a tent with Nogla and Mini!" Tyler said in frustration.

_{The crew had decided it'd be fun to go on a camping trip but there was no thought that had went into planning the trip, all of it being mostly spontaneous, which resulted in a tent shortage. In turn, that led to the current argument they were having of who was bunking with who for the night.}

_{Lui and Marcel had partnered up as well as Brock and Brian. Both pairs were currently setting up their tents while the remaining were still arguing. It was down to Nogla, Craig, Evan, Tyler, and Jonathon now. Because there was an odd number of them and two tents left, three of them had to squeeze into one tent.}

_{"I'm not being stuck in a god damn sausage fest all night! Especially not with those two nerds!" Tyler added.}

_{"Then sleep outside, ye sweaty bitch!" Nogla argued back.}

_{Evan sighed in frustration, trying to get a word in but failing. Him and Delirious had technically paired up as well. After listening to the others, mostly Tyler, bitch about who was sleeping with who, they had pretty much came to a silent agreement to pair up. He gave up, motioning for Delirious to help him start setting up their tent and leaving the others to figure it out themselves on what they were going to do.}

_{The duo picked a spot somewhat away from the others but still in the clearing they were in and began to assemble their tent. Lui and Marcel had long since finished their tent by now and offered to help Evan and Delirious. The four were half way done when Brock and Brian finished theirs. The two opted to watch the argument that was still happening, betting on what they think the outcome will be for Tyler. This just seemed to piss off Tyler even more and he began cussing them out too.}

_{Lui laughed as he connected two rods together. "You know he's not going to cram his ass in with Nogla and Mini in that tent, right?" he said.}

_{Evan just shrugged. "If he wants to stay outside and freeze overnight, that's his problem."}

_{After awhile, the tent was assembled thanks to the extra hands helping. Darkness was slowly creeping up on them and the group began collecting branches and wood to start the fire. The sun was just disappearing behind the trees as the group got out an array of snacks from the cars they had parked not far off. Chips were noisily opened, sodas and beers were handed out, a package of hot dogs were thrown around. Marshmallows were being roasted over the fire even though most of that bag were thrown at each other more than actually eaten.}

_{"Let's tell ghost stories!" Nogla suggested through a mouthful of marshmallows.}

_{"Let's not." Tyler piped up. It was obvious he was still pissed because of earlier by the way he glared at Nogla and Craig. He was mostly glaring at Nogla though.}

_{"I got one!" Delirious said to which he was met with groans from the group. Ignoring the protests, he stood up and proceeded to tell his story.}

_{"Once upon a time, two bitches went out into the woods-" he started.}

_{"Boooo!" Evan yelled, throwing a handful of his marshmallows at Delirious. Laughing, Delirious threw them back. The marshmallows were sticky since they were melting because of the fire's heat so Delirious ended up making one stick to Evan's forehead. The whole group laughed before he realized what Delirious had done. Instead of being angry, Evan just removed the marshmallow and flicked it at the nearest person to him. The person ended up being Brian who then tossed it to Brock. The marshmallow went around the group several times before it ended up landing in the fire pit.}

_{At this point, they were all laughing so hard none of them could breathe. It was awhile before everyone settled down.}

_{"Okayokay, I got a ghost story too." Nogla said.}

_{Lui faked a yawn and stretched "Oh, wow, damn would ya' look at the sun, I think I'm gonna crash guys." he said as he got up and rushed to his and Marcel's tent.}

_{"Yeah, I'm gonna do the same. Night!" Marcel quickly added, following behind Lui.}

_{"Wait, ye fuckin' assholes!" Nogla yelled after them.}

_{Craig and Tyler had managed to sneak off to theirs and Nogla's tent as Lui and Marcel made their escape, leaving Nogla, Evan, and Delirious at the camp fire.}

_{"Oh man, I'd love to hear the story but," Evan yawned "I think I'm gonna go too. Night Nogla!" he said as he got up, before his friend could continue.}

_{"Honestly, I just don't wanna hear it. Sorry dude." Delirious said behind him. Delirious, too, had left Nogla.}

_{"Fine then, ye cunts!" Nogla yelled after them. It was just him around the fire now.}

_{Evan and Delirious had rushed into their tent before laughing.}

_{"That was mean." Evan said.}

_{Delirious nodded "But.. You've heard his stories.. Their fucking awful, Vanoss." he said.}

_{"Like yours was any better?" Evan smirked now.}

_{Delirious just simply shrugged. "Not my fault World War 3 happened in the form of marshmallows."}

_{Evan couldn't help but at least give a little giggle at that. If anything, it was his fault the marshmallow war had happened anyways. The two laid down after unrolling their sleeping bags, letting the sounds of the woods around them and the warmth of the other's body close to them lull them to sleep.}