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Peter stumbled his way into the kitchen following his stomach and nose, where Ned was cooking.
Peter wasn't exactly quiet or anything but still surprised Ned, "You're up before noon?" He didn't mean to sound too surprised, but it was Peter after all.
"I know, I'm just as surprised." Peter yawned, still waking up, "I saw that it was eight and had to make sure it was a.m." He had to check multiple times and opened his curtain to confirm, "and that I didn't just sleep for an entire day." It's happened before. Okay, a few times, well, enough times for Peter to double-check what day it is whenever he wakes up early.
He could blame it on being Spider-Man to most people, but Ned has known Peter too long to believe that. The downside of knowing your best friend and partner too well, they won't believe your white lies.