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2022-01-28
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Teletubbies Baby Is Born

Summary:

sonic childe mpreg. obviously not taken seriously

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sonic was rushing to the hospital, desperate to see his lover and their new child, willing to sacrifice a speeding ticker to do so. they just won’t accept gotta go fast as a medical condition. when he got there, nagito checked him in and led him down the maternity hall to the fourth door. they stepped inside and there was childe, asleep, with a baby in his arms.
‘the mpreg birth was a success, doc.’ dr. bugs bunny whispered, mindful of the sleeping father and new baby. sonic stared in awe at his brilliant new child, not even thinking to question why the doctor was calling him doc and not the other way around. childe groggily opened his eyes.
“sonic, babe? is that you? did you skip work for this?”
“yes i came as fast as i could! im so excited.. can i hold her?” sonic answered reverently.
“nah fam” said childe, punting the baby into oblivion. “fucking hate kids lmao”
“NOOOOOOOOOOO!!” yelled sonic as his new baby was thrown all the way into the sun.
“never fear father,” said the sun son. “i was a necessary sacrifice. i have become the sun god”
“the sun baby from teletubbies??” sonic and childe whispered to each other, clasping hands.
“yes. i must go now fathers. to my new domain. to watch over the teletubbies. thank you for giving birth to me”
and with that the teletubbies sun, son of childe and sonic, drifted away to go be a infant actor on tv. the end