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Dear Momma, Jimaine, and everyone else at the circus,
I'm Alive! Don't worry, I am in America. I was rescued from my kidnapping by the blue woman from tv! Did you know she can shapeshift into anyone ? It seems like a very useful power to have. I don't know why she brought me to America, so you could say I got kidnapped again, but there are other mutants here and I am not the only blue one, and they all seem happy, so it is altogether a better kidnapping than my previous one.
With much love, Your Son, Brother, and Friend,
Kurt
ps. I don’t know where the circus is right now so i’m sending this letter to all of the post offices on the route, don’t worry about the money, Raven’s (that’s the blue woman’s name) brother is very rich and probably won’t even notice