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Ichigo: Well, Masha, we finally found Mew Mew #3! This should really lighten my workload at the cafe!
Masha: Alien alert! Alien alert!
Ichigo: Huh?
Masha: I said "alien alert!"
Ichigo: I think you need recalibrated, Masha. I don't see any aliens around here.
Masha: Calibrated! Calibrated!
Ichigo: But you were wrong about Lory, too.
*Ichigo lightly rattles Masha*
???: Alien alert, alien alert! Yoo-hoo, up here, sunshine. Your days of crushing our Chimera Anima are coming to an end, so when you least expect it...
*A mysterious figure identical to Ichigo intercepts the alien, stealing the kiss he would have stolen from Ichigo*
???: Expect it!
*The alien recoils, equally as speechless as Ichigo. The two stare at the girl in shock*
???: How's that?
Ichigo: Who are you?! And why do you look just like me?!
???: The name's Zoey, copycat.
Zoey: Now, Dren and I have to run, but don't worry. I'm sure we'll see each other again real soon...
"Dren": Uh, my name's not- UWA!
*Zoey scoops up "Dren" and hops away across the rooftops*
Masha: Danger, Ichigo! Danger!