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Fake Dating

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“I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend,” she muttered.
Fez’s eyes squinted and his nose scrunched up, “Huh?” he asked.

Notes:

Day 1 of Fexi Week

Prompt: fake dating (aka the best trope ever)

just a lil fexi blurb to hold down the fort. it would've been longer but writer's block is a bitch

props to @liz-saltzmans on tumblr for putting this whole thing together. follow @fexination on tumblr for more info

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Lexi put her hand on the doorknob and swung Fez’s dorm door open, she burst into the room and rushed up to him with panic in her eyes. Fez jumped a little and frantically took out his earbuds out. “Shit, Howard. Fucking scared me.”

“Fez, I need a favor,” she said as she began pacing within the small bedroom, absolutely ignoring her best friend’s terror that she just caused moments ago.

“Lex, I done told you. I can’t give you a fix every time you get a B on an assignment.”

The girl stopped in the middle of the room and shook her head. “God, no! Not that,” she said agitated. She walked over to his bunk beds and sat on the bottom one, letting out a sigh. “I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend,” she muttered. Fez’s eyes squinted and his nose scrunched up, “Huh?” he asked.

“I may have sorta lied and told Cassie that I have a boyfriend,” she explains nervously. “But I don’t,” she adds, biting her lip.

Fez looks at her and blinks, “Still tryna figure out what that has to do with me, help me out here Howard.”

“So, I have may have kinda told her it was you,” she blurted out. “What?”

Lexi fell back onto the bed, feeling her frustration grow by the second. She dragged her hands down her heated face as her chest collapsed with a deep sigh. “Gosh, I can’t believe this is happening to me,” she said through gritted teeth.

“Me neither, I wasn’t asked for permission an’ was given a last-minute notice. Shit crazy.”

Lexi sat up, using her elbows for support. “I know, I’m sorry Fez. It just all happened so fast. Cassie called me earlier and she was going on and on about her perfect life and I just wanted to impress her. Prove that I could be like her.”

Fez noticed the frown etched on the girl’s face and it saddened him. The fact that she thought she needed to go out of her way like that was just ridiculous.

“You don’t gotta lie to impress nobody Lex, and you don’t have to be like nobody else. You good the way you are.” Lexi gave him a tight smile and shrugged her shoulders. “Thanks Co, I guess I’ll call her back and-”

“Nah ma, I ain’t letting you go down like that. I meant what I said but we bout to win a whole fucking Oscar after we done with this!” he corrected.

Lexi’s tight smile instantly formed in a huge one. She got up and tackled him into a hug, almost knocking him out of his desk chair. “Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!” She lifted her head up from the of his neck and kissed his cheek. Fez felt the blood rush to his face and didn’t know how to react, he was frozen. Lexi stands up and does a small jump, “You’re the best!” she exclaims and exits his room.

“What the fuck?” Fez whispers to himself trying to figure out what just happened.