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“I’m not jumping without Katie.” Sadie said in sadness as she held Katie’s hands.
“We have to be on the same team Chris.” Katie said sadly.
“Please.” Sadie begged before Katie joined in.
“Can we?” Sadie and Katie asked repeatedly.
“No way! The producers will get on my case if I let you go through with this so Sadie you either jump or be a chicken.” Chris said in annoyance.
“I guess I’m a chicken then.” Sadie sighed before Chris placed the chicken hat on her head.
Soon Izzy did a cannonball and laughs as she falls.
"Alright that's eight jumpers and three chickens, Screaming Gophers if you can beat that we'll give you a cart to pull your crates in." Chris said.
"Awesome, okay guys who's up first?" Trent asked.
Katie looked down at the cliff, "I'm not sure I can do this without Sadie."
The team glared at her minus a few members like Owen, Trent, and Beth.
Heather began to raise an eyebrow at this as she realized what this would mean.
Confessional: Heather
“Originally I wasn’t going to jump but with that combined with Katie not jumping, we might lose the advantage so I decided I had to jump.” Heather sighed.
Confessional Ends
Heather was the first jumper, she screamed as she fell into the safe zone.
Soon Gwen, Cody, and Leshawna jumped in the water screaming all the way down.
"I can't do it, I'm too scared." Beth said in fear before Chris gave her the chicken hat.
"I'm sorry!" Beth called out.
Cody and Leshawna made chicken noises from the boat, mocking her while Gwen and Heather just rolled their eyes.
Lindsay was the next jumper as she looked down the cliff in fear,"I thought this was supposed to be a talent contest."
"Yeah ha ha no." Chris said bluntly before Lindsay jumped down, screaming the whole time.
Justin was next up, he took a graceful swan dive into the water but unfortunately he landed outside the safe zone.
Everyone, even Heather, began panicking and urged him to get out of the water because sharks were swimming towards him but then he flashed a charming smile at the sharks and they ended up helping him to shore instead.
"Thanks sharks." Justin said gratefully.
Noah and Trent went next, with Trent high fiving Owen as they jumped and soon they landed in the safe zone.
“Alright Screaming Gophers, this is the last jumper,” Chris announced with Owen on top of the cliff, “You need this one for the win, no pressure dude.”
Owen’s face relaxed until Chris said, “Okay there’s pressure.”
Soon the Screaming Gophers began encouraging Owen to jump, although Heather was outright demanding he do it.
Owen soon put his floaties on and took a deep breath, “I’m going to die aren’t I?”
Owen soon closed his eyes and opened them in determination before he jumped off creating a big splash, sending everyone to the sand while Owen was in the safe zone.
“Yeah, who’s the man?!” Owen cheered.
“And the Screaming Gophers won the pull carts.” Chris announced happily making the eleven teammates cheer.
“That was excellent man.” Trent said happily, making Owen smile.
(After commercial break)
Soon we see the Screaming Gophers pulling their pull carts.
"Ninety nine bottles of milk on the wall, ninety nine bottles of milk, if one of those bottles happen to fall, ninety eight bottles of milk on the wall."
Soon we see the Killer Bass trying to push their crates but they are clearly struggling.
Courtney sees a fly and swats it's off her but it bit her eye before she did so.
"Ow I think I just got bitten." Courtney complained.
"Shut up and pick up your crate." Eva commanded while lifting a crate and plopping it down on the ground next to Courtney "Chicken."
"Hey, I'm the only one here with CIT experience you need me." Courtney told Eva.
Eva looked at DJ with an eyebrow raised but continued to push.
Sadie is seen sighing in sorrow when Bridgette began walking up to her.
“Hey sorry that you and your friend are separated, it’s probably really tough.” Bridgette apologized.
“It’s okay Bridgette, it isn’t your fault.” Sadie said.
“Do you need help pushing?” Bridgette asked curiously.
“Actually I would, thanks.” Sadie began to smile.
Soon we see the Screaming Gophers make it to the cabins.
"Alright we made it." Owen said happily.
"I'm pleasantly surprised." Cody nodded.
"Okay campers now you must open the crates with your teeth." Chris smirked.
“Wait, are you serious?! Why?!” Noah asked incredulously.
"Because it'll be funny." Chris laughed.
We then see the eleven Gophers pulling on the rope so they can open the crate.
Soon we see the Killer Bass pushing their crates when Tyler began leaving "I gotta take a whiz."
"Hurry up, we're already behind." Eva said, annoyed.
"I have to go too." Sadie complained to Bridgette as they were pushing.
“Okay, I’ll try to push alone until you come back.” Bridgette reassured Sadie.
Sadie nodded before she began to go to the bushes.
Meanwhile with the Screaming Gophers they had finally got their crates open.
"Alright now that we finally opened our crates and now we need to build the hot tub." Heather told her team.
“Alright, so what are the instructions?” Cody asked curiously.
“Right here dude.” Justin said as he held up a blue graph paper before he tried reading them but he began to sweat, “Uh can someone else read these?”
Noah immediately swiped the paper from Justin’s hands with a bored frown.
Soon we cut back to where the Killer Bass were as Tyler and Sadie returned.
“All better?" Eva asked, pushing her crate.
“Yep.” Sadie nodded.
“Can we go now? I think my eye is swelling up.” Courtney said as she clutched her now pink looking eye.
Sadie and Tyler nodded before Sadie ran back to Bridgette and began pushing with her.
“Ooh something’s itching me, are you itchy too?” Sadie said, starting to feel itchy.
“No, is there something wrong?” Bridgette asked.
“Yep, I really have to scratch.” Sadie whined before she began scratching.
“You guys are like way behind the other team. What’s going on?” Chris asked as he pulled up on his ATV.
“Her butt is itchy.” Courtney said bitterly and Chris turned to see her swelling eye.
“Gah! Oh my boxers, that's bad!” Chris gasped.
“Hey Sadie, What did you squat on when you Uh did your business?” Bridgette asked.
"They were a bunch of leaves and they were oval shaped." Sadie explained.
“Uh, yeah I don’t know how to tell you this but you squatted over poison ivy.” Bridgette cringed.
Sadie began freaking out as Chris laughed about how he thought how awesome he thought this was.
Meanwhile the Gophers were going through the crates when Owen picked up wood, “Hey check it out, I got wood.”
Trent also went through the crate and began speaking, “I got some tools here and a pool liner.” He held both items up.
We then see Bridgette struggling to push her crate which Ezekiel saw and then began walking up to Bridgette as she was pushing her crate and he began speaking, “Need some help with that?”
“You know what, why not?” Bridgette shrugged as they began pushing the crate together.
“I figured you’d need a guy’s help like me.” Ezekiel said as he began pushing with her making everyone gasp a bit.
“What’s that supposed to mean?” Bridgette asked with narrowed eyes.
“Well guys are stronger than girls Eh.” Ezekiel shrugged.
The girls gasped at this as Eva began walking up to Ezekiel with her fist pounding her palm.
“My dad told me to help the girls here Eh. And help them in case they can’t keep up.” Ezekiel explained before Eva grabbed him by the neck and held him up.
“Still think we need your help keeping up?” Eva asked angrily as she held up Ezekiel.
“N-Not really.” Ezekiel began stuttering.
“Okay guys let’s all just settle down, at least he doesn’t think guys are smarter than girls.” Geoff said as Eva put him down.
“But they are, right?” Ezekiel said before Eva punched him in the face, giving him a swollen eye, “You know what, I can push the crate myself.” Bridgette said, offended.
Bridgette began pushing the crate while Eva glared venomously at him and went back to her own crate, Geoff just looked at him sadly and walked away.
Confessional: Ezekiel
“I said the wrong stuff, didn't I?” Ezekiel gulped.
Confessional Ends
Meanwhile the Screaming Gophers were building the hot tub, and soon the Killer Bass members showed up but without Sadie.
“Finally.” Harold breathed out.
“Hey what’s up guys?” Trent asked with a calm smile.
“Some homeschooler said a few sexist things.” Eva clenched her fist while she glared at Ezekiel making him a bit confused.
“Uh, what does sexist mean?” Ezekiel asked curiously.
“Unbelievable!” Eva yelled making Ezekiel shrink back but others like Geoff, DJ, and Harold noticed Ezekiel’s frightened look and confusion.
“Um, where’s Sadie?” Katie asked in concern.
We then see Sadie with her butt in the water, thankfully it was covered by the water so no censors were needed.
Back at the challenge site Courtney was speaking to Katie, “She’s… getting a drink.” Courtney lied.
“If she drinks with her butt.” Harold whispered to Tyler who snickered.
“Um, I’m confused, I’m going to go check on her.” Katie told the Gophers.
“Uh no you aren’t, you are going to stay here and compensate for your lack of participation in the cliff diving challenge.” Heather said angrily.
“She’s my friend and I’m concerned about what’s going on with her and no one’s even telling me!” Katie argued.
“Okay, I can explain! She accidentally sat on poison ivy and had to wash it off.” Bridgette explained, trying to break up the tension.
“Well I guess I shouldn’t interfere with that then.” Katie said a bit creeped out.
“See? Nothing too serious. Now build.” Heather said bluntly, which made Katie roll her eyes but she complied anyway.
Courtney then got closer to Leshawna and the latter realized Courtney’s eye was swollen.
“Ooh, what happened to your eye girl?” Leshawna asked, concerned.
“Nothing. it’s just an allergy.” Courtney lied once again.
“I think it’s getting worse.” Ezekiel pointed out.
“Shut it sexist freak, we don’t want them knowing that.” Courtney said angrily.
“Seriously, what does sexist mean?” Ezekiel asked which Courtney scoffed at, “Sexist means thinking that one gender is superior to the other, which is what your idiotic self is.”
Ezekiel just shrunk back more at the harshness at Courtney’s words.
We then see that the Screaming Gophers were almost finished with their hot tub so Geoff began trying to motivate the others as he stood on top of a fallen crate that was open.
“It’s not too late dudes, we can still do this.” Geoff
Ezekiel began picking his nose which Courtney noticed and became grossed out at.
“Ew.” Courtney said in disgust.
“What?” Ezekiel asked curiously as he wiped the booger off his pants.
“That’s seriously gross.” Bridgette cringed.
“Eh, I don’t really mind it.” Izzy shrugged as she was balancing a hammer on her nose.
“Okay guys, we have a hot tub to complete and we need a project manager. Since I’ve actually been a CIT before, I nominate myself, any objections?” Courtney asked.
“Where do we begin cyclops?” Duncan asked sarcastically.
“Open the crates.” Courtney said firmly, “Bridgette go find Sadie, we need all the help we can get.”
We begin the montage with Justin and Beth hammering nails onto the hot tub.
With Harold and Geoff however, the wood on the hot tub was uneven and soon fell apart.
Back with the Gophers, Heather handed Trent the hammer and he hammered in the last nail.
Meanwhile with Duncan and Tyler, they fought over the hammer until Duncan tripped, causing the hammer to fly at Harold, hitting his kiwis, with Bridgette picking up some wood, accidentally hitting Harold in the face in the process.
“Oh sorry Harold.” Bridgette said remorsefully.
Finally with the Screaming Gophers, Noah filled a bucket with water from the beach, passed it to Cody, who gave it to Justin, and then gave it to Gwen who poured the water in the hot tub.
With the Killer Bass, their hot tub was leaking so Courtney put duct tape over it and the camera zoomed out to reveal their hot tub was duct taped together.
Soon it was judging time, Chris walked over to the Screaming Gophers’ hot tub and it looked very solid.
“This is an awesome hot tub.” Chris said happily making the Screaming Gophers cheer.
However when Chris tapped on the Killer Bass’ hot tub, it began to leak and then fell apart.
"I think we have a winner here, the Screaming Gophers." Chris announced.
The Screaming Gophers cheered at this revelation.
“Gophers, your safe from elimination and get to rock this awesome hot tub for the rest of the summer. Bonus!” Chris said happily making the Gophers cheer even more.
“Killer Bass, what can I say, stinks to be you right now. I’ll see your sorry butts at the bonfire tonight.” Chris smirked.
We then cut to the Mess Hall where the Killer Bass seemed to be having a discussion.
“So what do we do now?" Sadie asked obliviously.
"We have to figure out who we're gonna vote off." Courtney explained.
"Well I think we should vote off you, DJ, or Sadie." Duncan said.
"What? Why one of us?" Sadie asked.
"Because if I'm not mistaken, the three of you are wearing chicken hats and if we had to lift a truck I like our odds with DJ." Duncan smirked making DJ smile at him.
“What about Ezekiel? He said those sexist comments earlier.” Courtney pointed at the downtrodden homeschooler.
“I agree, scum like him should not even be here!” Eva yelled out.
“Okay, settle down this is getting way too heavy.” Geoff said trying to calm down Eva.
“Yeah Eva, you really shouldn’t be calling Ezekiel scum like that. Especially since he seemed to be really confused on what he did wrong.” DJ said with a glare.
“Well she is standing up for her rights, I know I’d be ticked if someone called me weak or dumb.” Izzy said in a really fast tone.
“I didn’t mean it like that Eh.” Ezekiel tried to defend himself.
“Than what did you mean?” Bridgette asked, annoyed.
“I just thought guys were smarter and stronger, that’s all. Though given what happened today I’m probably wrong on that and I’m sorry.” Ezekiel apologized.
“Hmmph, sure you are.” Eva huffed before walking off with Courtney following, as she glared at Ezekiel.
“Eh, I’m still voting for you I doubt your being genuine.” Izzy shrugged before she did a backflip and left the scene.
Ezekiel sighed before walking away sadly which had Bridgette and Sadie look at each other with sympathy.
We then cut to nighttime at the elimination ceremony where the Killer Bass was.
Courtney, Izzy, and Eva were all glaring daggers at Ezekiel while Duncan just scoffed at him, “Dude, you’ve got a lot to learn about the real world.”
"Killer Bass. At camp, marshmallows represent a tasty treat that you enjoy roasting by the fire. At this camp, marshmallows represent life. You've all cast your votes and made your decision. There are only ten marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must immediately return to the Dock of Shame to catch the Boat of Losers. That means you're out of the contest, and you can't come back... ever." Chris announced.
"The first marshmallow goes to... Geoff. Tyler…" Chris began.
"Thanks dude." Geoff said happily.
"Woohoo yeah place at the table!" Tyler cheered.
"Bridgette, Harold." Chris continued.
"Awesome." Bridgette said.
"Yes." Harold silently cheered.
“DJ, Sadie, and Duncan.”
Duncan silently smirked as he went to get his marshmallow while Sadie and DJ smiled as they went to get their marshmallows as well.
“It looks like we have our bottom three. The next one safe is Courtney.” Chris called out before passing Courtney her marshmallow.
“Campers, this is the last marshmallow of the evening.” Chris began.
Eva glared at Ezekiel while Ezekiel kept his head low.
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“Ezekiel.”
“Huh?” Ezekiel asked in shock, “Really?”
“Yes really. Ezekiel you may now claim your marshmallow.” Chris said happily making Ezekiel smile as he walked up to Chris, letting him put the marshmallow on his stick.
“What?! Are you serious?! Why me and not him?!” Eva asked furiously.
“You did punch the dude in the face and we don’t wanna know what would happen if we angered you.” Tyler said fearfully.
“Besides, he did apologize and he didn’t seem to understand what he did so we let him off with a warning.” DJ added.
“If it helps, I didn’t vote for you.” Ezekiel said nervously.
Eva’s look softened a little bit but she still kept her stern frown, “So, the Dock Of Shame for me then?“
“Yep, it’s that way Eva.” Chris said, gesturing to the right so Eva began walking to the dock and began boarding the Boat Of Losers.
“I guess my temper got the better of me, again.” Eva sighed, “But whatever, even if they wanted to keep Ezekiel, they should have voted Courtney or Sadie, I hope they realize that.” Eva said sternly to the camera.
Back with Chris and the ten Killer Bass, he began speaking, “As for the rest of you, enjoy your marshmallows you’re all safe for tonight.” Chris smirked
Confessional: Gwen
“Yep, this camp pretty much still sucks,” Gwen began before gaining a determined frown, “but now that I’m here I guess I might as well try to win.”
Confessional Ends
Soon we see nearly everyone from the Screaming Gophers at the hot tub, Cody, Trent, Heather, Katie, Lindsay, and Justin were all in the hot tub while Gwen and Beth were leaning on it.
“Go Gophers! Go Gophers!” Leshawna began chanting as she danced, with Owen and Noah beginning to join her.
Soon the rest of the Killer Bass were returning from the ceremony when Courtney stopped at the camera.
“Are you recording this?” Courtney asked firmly, “Good.”
“They can enjoy their little party all they want but I am gonna win this competition and no one will stop me.” Courtney vowed.