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“Kei-chan! Get this thing off of me!” Tegoshi whined from the couch. He had just came back from a shower and barely sat down when a Calico cat with a coat looking like an artwork hopped onto his lap and curled up with claws dangerously close to tegoshi. It even had some black fur under its nose like a small moustache.
“It’s not a thing Tegoshi. It’s a cat.” Koyama pacified as the cat let out a meow in agreement. “Come on kitty, are you lost? Let’s get you back to your owner shall we?”
The cat hissed in objection and flexed his claws, accidentally brushing tegoshi while doing so.
“Kei-chan!” Tegoshi cried hysterically. “I said help me not make things worse!”
Slowly, the cat turned its head to face Tegoshi. Looking directly into the blonde man’s eyes, it flexed its claws even closer to tegoshi and gave Tegoshi the the most patronizing smirk a cat’s face allowed it to express. Then it lets out three periodic hisses. “Po. Po. Po.”