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The scene fades in. we’re in an office space, high above the streets of Fair City, in a building clearly owned by Mr Big Industry, as can be obviously noted by the many, many, many advertisements plastered all over it. A closer inspection of the room shows the presence of two people, one a gangly, giggling mad rodent scientist fiddling intensely with a mysterious ray in the corner, the other a semi-professional, semi-competent businessman staring lovingly in the direction of the former man, leaning on his desk with his head in his hands. Mr Big sighs adoringly as he watches Two-Brains work, clearly absorbed in his thoughts. His enamoured onlooking doesn’t go unnoticed by the scientist however, who slowly looks up from his machine, a mischievous glint in his eyes.
Two-Brains: gently lifting his goggles from his eyes Looks like someone’s busy with his quote-on-quote “important business work”, huh??
Mr Big: jumping slightly at being addressed huh?? Oh, oh yes yes, very busy, uhm…. Filling out these, important, business forms, for uh, finance, and, other business things!!
Two-Brains: looking slightly unimpressed uhuh, sure. Too busy doing finance to look at your fiancé, huh?
Mr Big splutters awkwardly at that, causing Two-Brains to let out a wild cackle in response
Two-Brains: snorting with laughter HAH! Sorry Big Guy, I couldn't resist. You’re cute when you’re flustered, and damn do you make it easy to fluster you.
Mr BIg: going bright pink cute?? Nonsense honey bunny!!! Now you, on the other hand?? Why, watching you get so happy and excited when building your cheese rays, now that, that’s adorable.
It appears it’s now Two-Brains turn to be the flustered one, as his eyes widen slightly and a red blush begins to creep it’s way up his neck.
Two-Brains: ok, now who's the one spitting nonsense, huh??
Mr Big chuckles in response, beckoning the mad scientist to come and join him at his desk. Two-Brains obliges happily, hopping casually up on top of the desk and swinging around to face the other man, who smiles at the rodent-brained scientist as if he thought he had hung the moon and stars.
Mr Big: gently clasping his hand in Two-Brains own oh, i don’t know Mouse, maybe we’re both just love-struck fools spouting nonsense at each other?
Two-Brains: grinning from ear to ear Well, as long as it’s you spouting Love-Struck nonsense at me, then you won’t hear a word of complaint from me.
Both men smile softly at each other at that, Mr Big gently guiding Two-Brains head towards his own. The businessman gently rests his forehead against the mad scientist's own, the two sitting there in a comfortable, loving silence.
Mr Big: quietly and you won’t hear a word of complaint from me either honey bunny.
Two-Brains: moving his hands to tenderly hold Mr Big’s face glad to hear it Shelly baby.
The two men look each other in the eyes gently, untold amounts of love and affection being shared in a single look. Two-Brains leans in easily, capturing the business mans lips in a tender kiss that the other happily reciprocates. The two sit together in a comfortable, familiar silence, simply enjoying each others presence. It’s only after a little while that Two-Brains bothers to look down at the desk, glancing at the supposedly ‘very important super special paperwork’ Mr Big had been filling out.
Two-Brains: looking up at Mr Big with a slightly more evil grin on his face hey, Big Guy??
Mr Big: humming contently hmh?? Yes Mouse??
Two-Brains: reaching down beside him and slowly dragging the ”””paperwork””” out of Mr Big’s reach having just looked at this, oh so important paperwork of yours, i’m now very, very curious.
Mr Big: giggling nervously haha….c-curious about what, honey bunny??
Two-Brains: grinning wickedly well, remind me, how exactly is a Cheesecake factory menu ‘important business stuff?’
Mr Big: scrambling desperately for an answer uhm…date night??
Two-Brains: raising an eyebrow in mild surprise oh?? Well, if you’re buying baby.
Mr Big: sighing in faux resignation Two-Brains, darling. I’m always the one buying.
Two-Brains: exactly, and you don’t see me complaining!!!
Mr Big lets out a quiet huff of amusement, gently pulling Two-Brains in by his labcoat for another kiss.
Mr Big: fondly oh hush, you goofy mouse. Seeing as i’ve been caught red-handed, i have no choice but to take you out on that date now, do i?
Two-Brains: kissing Mr Big sweetly on the forehead you know it Big Guy.
Mr Big: mhm, i sure do. But, if i’m going to be taking you out for dinner, you should at least finish your ray first. It’d be a shame for you to have to work on it through the night. I’d miss my cuddly bunny in the bedroom.
Two-Brains lets out a flustered squeak at that, hopping off the desk and zooming over to his ray faster than should be humanly possible.
Two-Brains: slightly breathless right, yep, finish the ray, then date night, then sleepy cuddles. Gotcha.
Mr Big lets out a delighted laugh, resuming his favourite pastime of watching his beloved fianc é work passionately at his rays of evil cheesy destruction. On this, a sickeningly sweet domestic scene, we fade out.