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CoolGuy: “Okay so far I see Maka in the lobby- wait- okay I’ve got Black Star and Tsubaki too.”
CamelliaBlossom: “We’re in?”
Bookworm: “Yeah, you’re in.”
BestPlayer: “Hell yeah!”
PrettyKitty: “Ooh I’m purple!”
Bookworm: “Okay we’ve got Blair and… Dad.”
LadyKiller69: “Maka I promise I will never kill you, I will protect you from the imposters.”
Bookworm: “Vote me off now.”
GiraffeKiller: “Hiya everyone! We’re coming, hold on.”
BrooklynBabe: “If me and Patty are both imposter, you guys are so screwed.”
88888888: “Okay, I’m in now.”
CoolGuy: “Kid really? That’s your name?”
88888888: “It’s eight eights, it's perfect!”
DeathDad: “Okay- th- whi- but-”
88888888: “Dad, dad, you have to hold the button.”
DeathDad: “Oh I hold it? Is it working now?”
88888888: “Yeah you’ve got it.”
CoolGuy: “Alright that’s everyone, let’s get started.”
LadyKiller69: “Good luck everyone, Maka I am your shield.”
Bookworm: “Whoever’s imposter, kill him please!”
Dead Body Reported!
CoolGuy: “Okay so, I found ‘LadyKiller69’ in the middle of cafeteria.”
Bookworm: “Thank you imposter!”
BrooklynBabe: *laughing* “Maka for anyone else that is so sus, but I know that even if you were crew you’d be celebrating right now so I don’t know.”
BestPlayer: “Yeah, I’d agree with that. Anyone who’s interacted with Spirit before would kill him first, all of us are sus right now.”
GiraffeKiller: “The only thing that’s bugging me, is he was probably hanging around Maka, so if he died she should have seen it, so-”
Bookworm: “Okay yeah, that’s fair, and at the beginning of the round he was following me. We went to admin, and I did a scan, but he saw Blair walk past and he followed her up into cafeteria. I did not want him to find me and follow me again, so I ran down through storage and I was outside electrical when the body was reported. So Blair would’ve been with him last.”
88888888: “I’m inclined to believe Maka, that’s really in character for Spirit.”
CamelliaBlossom: “Okay so, Blair where were you?”
PrettyKitty: “I did fuel in the storage room and then I looked at the cool floating box for a bit, then I thought my character might be hungry so I took her up to cafeteria.”
CoolGuy: “Ok but *muffled chuckle* Did you see Spirit die?”
PrettyKitty: “I went up to the very tip top of the cafeteria, there was a pizza on the table on the left side.”
BestPlayer: “I think that’s true.”
BrooklynBabe: “So either she just missed the killer or she is the killer-”
DeathDad: “Can you hear me now?”
*Laughter*
88888888: “Dad have you been talking this whole time?”
DeathDad: “I forgot which button it was.”
CamelliaBlossom: “Okay, I’m skipping, but let’s watch out for Blair.”
CamelliaBlossom has voted. 8 remaining.
Bookworm has voted. 7 remaining.
Bookworm: “Yeah let’s just skip.”
BestPlayer has voted. 6 remaining.
CoolGuy has voted. 5 remaining.
BrooklynBabe has voted. 4 remaining.
GiraffeKiller has voted. 3 remaining.
88888888 has voted. 2 remaining.
PrettyKitty has voted. 1 remaining.
DeathDad has voted. 0 remaining.
Voting Results
…
No one was ejected. (Skipped)
Dead Body Reported!
BrooklynBabe: “No Patty!”
88888888: “You bastards!”
CoolGuy: “Whoa, that was quick.”
Bookworm: “Okay everyone, let’s focus. Lord Death, you reported the body.”
DeathDad: “I did? Oh yeah, I did do that.”
Bookworm: “Okay… anything to add?”
DeathDad: “Well I walked into the room and there was one of these little guys cut in half so I walked over to it and a big button popped up and I clicked it”
CoolGuy: “Which room?”
DeathDad: “Oh gosh, um… There’s a table in it. With squiggles on it.”
88888888: “What are you… Admin?”
DeathDad: “Is that what it’s called?”
BrooklynBabe: “Did you see anyone else in the room?”
BestPlayer: “Ha! These idiots didn’t even see me sneaking around! I am the ultimate assassin!”
*awkward silence*
Bookworm: “Okay so I’m voting Black Star”
BestPlayer: “WHAT?”
Bookworm has voted. 7 remaining.
CoolGuy: “Yeah same here.”
CoolGuy has voted. 6 remaining.
BestPlayer: “Why do you think it’s me?”
88888888: “Because you didn’t mute when you gloated about it you idiot!”
88888888 has voted. 5 remaining.
BrooklynBabe has voted. 4 remaining.
CamelliaBlossom: “Yeah… I didn’t want to say anything because it felt like cheating but… I’ve been able to hear Black Star screaming from down the hall about how sneaky he’s being for a while now.”
CamelliaBlossom has voted. 3 remaining.
BestPlayer: “Crewmates can be sneaky too!”
CamelliaBlossom: “I heard you say you vented earlier.”
BestPlayer: “No, I said Lord Death vented!”
DeathDad: “How do you vent?”
BestPlayer: “I was being a super spy! I’m trying to find the imposter here!”
PrettyKitty: “Sowwy everyone, I got distracted. What are we doing?”
BrooklynBabe: “Voting Black Star.”
PrettyKitty: “Oh, okay!”
PrettyKitty has voted. 2 remaining.
DeathDad has voted. 1 remaining.
BestPlayer: “Hey! You know what? Just for that-”
BestPlayer has voted. 0 remaining.
Voting Results
…
BestPlayer has been ejected.
…
BestPlayer was An Imposter.
Bookworm: “Black Star, did you vote for yourself?”
BestPlayer: “Hell yeah I did! Only an unanimous vote will take down the mighty Black Star!”
Emergency Meeting!
CoolGuy: “I don’t have any evidence or anything, but we’ve gone a long time without a body.”
88888888: “My father is gone.”
BrooklynBabe: “Ah! I saw Maka hanging around Lord Death a lot this past round.”
Bookworm: “Wait- Hang on- I was following him to make sure he was doing okay!”
88888888: “... He’s dead now Maka.”
Bookworm: “Yeah but I lost him at the end when the lights went out! I was trying to find him again!”
PrettyKitty: “Aren’t we supposed to do our little chore things?”
Bookworm: “I already finished my ch- tasks!”
CamelliaBlossom: “Maka, I want to believe you but… I don’t know. It doesn’t sound good.”
BrooklynBabe: “It sounds like you killed him while the lights were off and then ran away.”
Bookworm: “No! I swear!”
CamelliaBlossom: “Spirit was the first to die… Sorry Maka.”
CamelliaBlossom has voted. 5 remaining.
BrooklynBabe has voted. 4 remaining.
Bookworm: “Wait, no it’s not me!”
BrooklynBabe: “Then who is it?”
Bookworm: “I don’t- You probably!”
Bookworm has voted. 3 remaining.
PrettyKitty: “I believe you Maka!”
PrettyKitty has voted. 2 remaining
Bookworm: “Soul please!”
CoolGuy: “... I don’t know… I don’t think it’s Maka, she could have killed me earlier if she was…”
CoolGuy has voted. 1 remaining.
88888888: “I… Can’t… Help… It.”
88888888 has voted. 0 remaining.
Voting Results
…
No one was ejected. (Tie)
BrooklynBabe: “Kid!”
CoolGuy: “Dammit Kid did you vote Maka so that it would tie and both sides would be even?”
88888888: “It’s… symmetrical.”
Bookworm: “It’s not me guys!”
Dead Body Reported!
CamelliaBlossom: “Blair, Maka, and Liz are all dead?!?!?!”
88888888: “Soul killed Liz right in front of me.”
CoolGuy: “What! No I-”
88888888: “You killed my weapon right in front of me-”
CoolGuy: “That’s a total lie, I saw you kill Liz, you killed Liz at the trash chute!”
88888888: “Okay I’m voting Soul, Soul’s going to vote me, Tsubaki, I’m so sorry.”
88888888 has voted. 2 remaining.
CamelliaBlossom: “Oh Death!”
CoolGuy has voted. 1 remaining.
CoolGuy: “Yeah, I’m so sorry Tsubaki, I do not envy you at all.”
CamelliaBlossom: “… I hate this game.”
88888888: “Soul found the body in the first round, he probably self reported.”
CoolGuy: “You’re self reporting right now!”
CamelliaBlossom: “I don’t know what to do!”
88888888: “Tsubaki, I swear on my mother’s grave, I am not the imposter.”
*momentary silence*
CamelliaBlossom has voted. 0 remaining.
Voting Results
…
CoolGuy has been ejected.
…
CoolGuy was not An Imposter.
…
Defeat
BestPlayer: “Oh my god.”
88888888: “I don’t have a mom.”
GiraffeKiller: “OH MY GOD!”
BrooklynBabe: “You killed me! I followed you because I thought you were safe and you killed me!”
88888888: “I’m so sorry.”
CamelliaBlossom: “… You are horrible.”
CoolGuy: “Holy shit, Kid I was so confused. You actually had me wondering if it was really Tsubaki, that was so dark dude.”
88888888: “Well if I could have relied on the other imposter a bit more, maybe I wouldn’t have had to resort to such measures.”
GiraffeKiller: “I’m surprised Black Star yelling in their house didn’t give you away to Tsubaki, Kid.”
BestPlayer: “Because I, the Great Black Star, am the greatest teammate ever! I am loyal! I am secretive! I am-”
88888888: “I think because he was only talking about himself.”
DeathDad: “...That was very dark son. Well done.”
LadyKiller69: “... None of you seemed to care when I died.”
PrettyKitty: “Ooh! Can we play again?”
LadyKiller69: “Wait-”
Bookworm: “Yeah, let’s do it!”
LadyKiller69: “I don’t think you guys are-”
CoolGuy: “I’m down.”
GiraffeKiller: “Hell yeah! Round 2!”
LadyKiller69: “But I-”
DeathDad: “Wait! I can make a littler guy follow my little guy around?”
BrooklynBabe: “Yeah, it’s one of the cosmetic choices.”
DeathDad: “Aww! Look Kiddo it’s me and you!”
88888888: “I killed you last round.”
DeathDad: “And you did a very good job, well done son!”