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It was a warm summer night and Sara was walking home when she saw him. She walked up to the traffic cone she had sat on all those years ago to trick him. “Omg.. hi! You’re cute..” She said.
“Omg.. you’re cute too!! Do you wanna go watch a movie at my house??” The traffic cone looked at Sara, even though he doesn’t have eyes.
“Omg.. yes!”
“Okay.. follow me!!” Sara nodded, pulled her phone out, and began to text her friend Joe Tazuna.
Sara: You will never believe who I found..
Joe: OMG??? WHO!!
Sara: The traffic cone I sat on...
Joe: O.M.G!!! wtat r u gonna do with him???>
Sara: we’re going to his house to watch a movie.. I need you to drive and go in front of his house..
Joe: OMG... okay ur by bff so i will..!!
Sara: Omg thank you Joe!!
Sara put her phone back in her pocket and continued to walk alongside the traffic cone. “So what were you doing??” The traffic cone asked.
“I was texting my mom to tell her I wasn’t gonna be home until later..”
“Okay..!!” They continued to walk in silence, not saying anything to each other. “We’re here now!!” The traffic cone said, opening the door for Sara. Sara walked into the small apartment, sat on the couch and began to text Joe again.
Sara: I’m in his house…
Joe: YASSS!!!
Sara: I need you to track my location and sit in your car in front of his house!
Joe: okay!!
Sara sat her phone beside her on the couch. “So.. what do you wanna watch..??” The traffic cone asked, sitting beside her.
“You can pick!” Sara smiled at him and looked up towards the TV. He put on a terribly made childrens movie. The traffic cone sat there and stared at the screen like it was the best thing ever made, but Sara waited for the traffic cone to fall asleep.
After hours of rewatching the same movie, the traffic cone had finally fallen asleep. Sara grabbed her bag and pulled her knife out. “This is what you get.. for hurting me!!” Sara raised her hand and stabbed the traffic cone in his traffic cone heart. She pulled the knife out, put it in her bag and sprinted out the door.
“COME ON SARA, GET IN!!” Joe opened the passenger seat door and Sara climbed in.
“I DID IT!!” Sara cheered and Joe sped out of the neighborhood, driving Sara to his house. Sara told her mom she was spending the night at Joe’s and wouldn’t be home that night. Joe pulled into his driveway, and led Sara into his house. They went up to his room and fell asleep.
It was morning and Joe and Sara went downstairs to eat breakfast when they saw the news on the TV. “This morning, they found Mr. Traffic Cone dead on the couch in his living room. They had said that the traffic cone was stabbed in the heart last night.” Sara and Joe danced around the kitchen happily, when suddenly a chicken broke into his house.
“YOUUUU!!!” The chicken with a traffic cone pointed at Sara. “YOU KILLED ME, SO I HAVE COME TO KILL YOU!!!” The chicken ran towards Sara with a knife, when suddenly SHEEPMARU CAME IN TOO!!
“TRAFFIC CONE.. I KNOW IT’S YOU IN THERE.. I HAVE COME TO KILL YOU, SO THIS CURSE YOU PUT ON ME CAN FINALLY BE LIFTED!!” Sheepmaru ran towards Traffic Cone Chicken and knocked him over. “YOU WILL BE GONE FOREVER!!!” Sheepmaru said, stomping on Traffic Cone Chicken until he died. Sheepmaru fell backwards and Joe ran towards him. “NO!! JOE, STAY AWAY!!” Joe backed away as Sheepmaru laid on his side.
“NOOO SHEEPMARU!!” Joe fell to his knees and sobbed. Joe felt something on his shoulder and he turned around slowly to see Ranmaru standing there!! “RANMARU!!” Joe jumped up and hugged him. “Where have you been!??”
“You see, the traffic cone is known for putting curses on people close to Sara and the only way to lift the curse is to make sure the traffic cone and his soul is gone forever. That’s why you haven’t seen Anzu too, but she is normal now!!”
“Omg.. that’s so sad!!” Joe and Ranmaru looked at each other and started kissing!! Then, Anzu came into the house and hugged Sara!
“OMG!! SARA!! I’M BACK!!”
“OMG, ANZU I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!”
“THE TRAFFIC CONE CURSE HAS BEEN LIFTED!!” And then they started kissing too! Joe and Ranmaru stopped, and Joe called everyone he knew to throw a celebration party!!
A week later everyone had a party and they were all happy!