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gay american history jokes

Summary:

george is gay
lincoln is gay
jefferson is gay

(not really tho)

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George Washington was waiting to pull his slaves teeth, anxiously pacing.
“I swear on the Lords name, If this doesn’t work I will kill the bitch who sold me it.”

His Loyal henchmen Hisoka the clown walks up presenting him with the teeth. “Oh washington please accept these teeth, and maybe consider giving me some- OH GOOON~~

“Move, I’m gay you stupid Bitch.” George washington says as he slams a chair on the floor.