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“Baby…”
The night was dark for the moon was young— ops, wrong intro.
The night was dark and the dumb and dumber couple was leaning back against the headboard of the bed inside Sehun’s house.
It was Saturday, their usual dinner date day where they would try different restaurants and diners in and out of the city, but it's one of those lazy Saturdays where they decided to just cuddle on the bed because why not.
"Hmmm?" Junmyeon responded with a hum. He tried hard not to fall asleep but his fiancé was so good at caressing his hair his eyes were slowly closing, betraying him.
"I wish I knew how to quit you."
Brokeback Mountain was playing on the manager’s 100-inch television but was merely being watched as the two would just try to snug on each other from time to time. They have watched it like 5 times already anyway so whatever the fuck Jack Twist was saying now was already stamped in their heads.
"What gift should I give to Jongin?"
With the mention of the name of the manager’s ex-boyfriend, Junmyeon quickly arose from lying on his fiancé’s very broad chest.
“When is the wedding again?”
Sehun, the manager, weighed the atmosphere first. He studied Junmyeon's face before responding. When he noticed that Junmyeon's expression was light, he finally answered.
"Next month, baby."
The secretary just nodded.
Okay, he's not jealous. Sehun thought. Every time he would mention Jongin, Junmyeon would automatically go mute and a silent treatment would follow after even though he knew to himself that he was not cheating or doing anything bad that would hurt both his ex Jongin and his current boyfriend that was Junmyeon. So now that Junmyeon seemed to be finally okay with it made him smile. He didn't want to deal with a jealous lover once again.
"Don't give him anything."
"W-what?"
Junmyeon just shrugged. "Don't give him anything." He repeated.
"Don't you think that's kind of, you know, rude?" Sehun asked, slightly raising his eyebrow in confusion.
"Why would it be rude?" Junmyeon went back to lying on his chest, but this time, he could feel a hand travelling the inside of his shirt. He didn't mind it at first, but when the hand landed on his left nipple, he flinched.
"Baby…" Sehun murmured. Junmyeon's thumb and pointing finger started to go playful and pinched the poor nip.
"All I'm saying is, don't give him anything."
"Uhhhh…"
"Let's bring a gift to Kyungsoo instead."
Sehun was starting to go horny, a bulge was already forming in between his thighs because his boyfriend's hand was now on his dear Sehun Jr., and his neck and ears were beginning to get red, but that could wait. What the fuck was his boyfriend is saying now?
"What?"
"Well…" Junmyeon started to jack him off. Speed. "I saw a very cute casserole set in the department store the other day."
"Uhhh baby, that's so good." The manager whispered, enough for the secretary to hear it. His eyes were closed but he could still make sense of what his boyfriend was saying.
"Yeah?"
Sehun nodded as an answer. He let Junmyeon know that he's satisfied by the way his boyfriend's hand was wrapped around his dick.
"So, what do you think?" Junmyeon asked.
"So good…"
"I know." Junmyeon chuckled. Very wholesome. Just don't look at where his right hand was. "They have a cute penguin design on it."
"P-penguin?"
"Yes!"
Sehun opened his eyes and looked at his fiancé. "Does my dick looks like a penguin?"
Junmyeon stopped jerking him off and laughed like a maniac. "The casserole, silly!"
The disappointment on Sehun's face didn't last long as it was quickly replaced by confusion. "Why do you want to give Kyungsoo a set of casserole and pan that has penguin designs on it? Isn't that for kids?"
"What kids?" Junmyeon looked offended. "Animal prints are not only for kids. I love bunnies and I'm not a kid." He even rolled his eyes for Sehun to recognize his insulted heart.
"Alright, I get it." He just answered. Junmyeon's right, anyway. He's always right and Sehun should know that. "But why would we give them that? I mean, we could buy them something more useful or as I was thinking maybe even a ticket to Hawaii."
Junmyeon gasped. "Oho, so are you saying that casseroles are not useful?"
"I mean, we could—"
Junmyeon finally withdrew his hand off of Sehun's boxer shorts and raised one finger. "First of all, they're cute. And the penguins looked like Kyungsoo himself. Haven't seen him from a close distance but based on my not 20/20 vision, I know he looked like those penguins in Madagascar." Then he raised another. "Second, Kyungsoo is a chef, isn't he?"
Sehun nodded. "Yeah."
"I'm sure he will like that set." Junmyeon confidently stated. "I would even invite him to a one-on-one cooking battle with those casseroles and pans on."
"Baby, you don't cook—"
"Shhhh." Sehun was shushed swiftly.
"If I had that penguin set, my cooking skills would definitely emerge."
"Okay, Master Chef Kim." Sehun pinched the secretary's cheek.
"Ouch." Junmyeon flinched.
"Cute."
"Stop."
Sehun couldn't help it so he gave a quick peck on Junmyeon's lips. "I get it now, baby." He said. "But why Kyungsoo?"
"Because he's getting married?"
"Yeah, to Jongin, my ex. The reason why we're going to Kyungsoo's wedding." Sehun reiterated Kyungsoo's name by putting air quotation marks on the mention of it.
"Alright, Jongin's ex." Junmyeon then rolled his eyes.
"Seriously, baby, are you still jealous of him?"
"No! Of course not." Defended Junmyeon. "It's just that when you make Kyungsoo happy by giving him a gift that he will definitely love, a.k.a. that cute casserole set, Jongin will automatically be happy, too." Sehun's fiancé explained. "He doesn't need anything from you, Mr. Oh, believe me."
"Wow."
"I know, right." Junmyeon flipped his imaginary long hair.
Sehun shook his head while smiling. His fiancé was really something else.
"I was never jealous of him, okay?"
"Never?" Sehun smirked.
Junmyeon squinted his eyes as if daring his boyfriend before he answered. "Never!"
“So you’ve been living in denial all these years?”
"Shut up!"
Sehun laughs. "Okay, if you say so, Mr. Jealous guy."
Junmyeon hit him in the chest but smiled at him. He knew his boyfriend was not mad. Just a little bit…jealous.
"We'll buy that casserole set next week, how's that sound?"
"Great." Junmyeon sounded commanding. "Let's also buy a nice wedding gift wrapper, I'll wrap them myself."
"Okay."
"Wrapping gifts is my forte." Junmyeon added, proudly raising his head.
"I know that, baby." Sehun then took his fiancé’s hands and put them on top of his crotch.
"Now, continue where you left off and wrap this beautiful hand of yours again on my dick."