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Dream, George, and Sapnap were eating snacks in the living room while teasing the cat and chatting. Suddenly, for some reason, they discussed the matter that George said a long time ago that he would live in the United States permanently by marrying Dream.
"That's really stupid and totally illegal. You guys were stuck in the DNF plot and couldn't get out." Sapnap petted the Patches and complained about George and Dream.
"That's not stupid, you're stupid!" George immediately countered, not to be outdone like the kindergarten, "I'm smart, okay!"
"Honestly....that's actually pretty good," Dream was silent for a while and suddenly spoke up, instantly making the air quiet.
"'What?'" Sapnap and George spoke at the same time, both of them looking unresponsive.
"What's the problem with you?" "Are you stuck in your DNF plot again??" The two of them bombarded Dream, but Dream was very serious and even his eyes were bright, and the two people who knew him knew that this was his "super" ``Good idea" look.
"Listen, listen! Think about it carefully, if George gets married to me, how much will our benefits be!" Dream began to analyze carefully, "First of all, we are work partners, we have a lot of business projects that need to be shared, if we get married A lot of trouble can be saved..."
Dream talked endlessly about the benefits of getting married, from legal protection to inheritance insurance, etc. Sapnap's mouth twitched.
"George, what do you think?"
"What….honestly...Dream makes sense." George also became serious, and even began to seriously think about Dream's proposal.
"What!? You... are you serious?!" Sapnap jumped up and shouted exaggeratedly, "What's wrong with you both!Then marry me! Why not marry me! Dream! I even lived here first! "
"Sapnap you just said it was illegal."
"Is it legal to be with George!?"
"Sapnap shut up, Dream's marriage to you will soon be found out as a fake marriage!" George was so irritated by Sapnap's yelling that he started to diss him.
"What do you mean?If he's with you, he won't??!"
"Sapnap! You were ranting about DNF a few seconds ago! No matter how we get married, we are more credible than you!" Dream grabbed George and attacked together, Sapnap suffered a serious critical blow.
"That's right! The whole world knows that Dream loves me! You loser that nobody loves!" George started to look up, and he pointed at Sapnap's nose on Dream's shoulder, mocking mercilessly.
"Yeah!...Wait-What??" Dream suddenly froze, his body froze, but George didn't notice it, and he didn't stop.
"Even commenters try to investigate our videos, they only find out how much Dream loves me! No one will doubt that we are married! DNF is real! Sucker! "George was proud, his arms crossed over his chest, unaware that two of his friends were watching him strangely and silently.
"Cough, but you don't love Dream, you will cause your stupid marriage plan to fail. That's right, George, you are the loser!" Sapnap smiled maliciously, deliberately ignoring the silent dream, and continued to stimulate George.
"Oh no! I won't, Dream let's go! We're getting married now! So I can stay in America forever! When I get married, I can kick Sapnap out! Ha! Because it's my house! George catches Dream's arms, and continues yelling at Sapnap.
"You can't! Uh, you can't! You have to kiss and exchange rings at your wedding, ha! Everyone's looking at you! What are you going to do, George, huh? Where can you go?" Running? Then you'll be kicked back to the UK! You little idiot! "
"Shut up! Don't you think I dare?!" George growled at Sapnap, then grabbed Dream's collar and kissed his lips domineeringly.
"Woo!" "Oh!" "Ah!" The first two were the painful wails by the two of them crushing their lips because they couldn't control their strength, and the last one was Sapnaps exclamation.
Dream and George fell to the ground, covering their mouths and twitching. Sapnap didn't dare to take a breath, and covered his mouth and forehead in shock.
"George!!!!" Dream shouted, "You...you...you...you...you...you...you...idiot..." It sounded so weird, Sapnap looked at Dream blushing. dare not to think about whether he is shy or angry.
"Uh...it hurts...my lips seem to be broken..." George covered his mouth with tears in his eyes, and the blood oozing from the wound red his lips as he moved his hand away.
"You guess!?" Dream also let go of his hand, his lips hurt and his teeth rattled.
"Idiot... let me see?" Dream leaned over to observe George's wound, but luckily It's not deep, and said angrily, "No one bumped into you!"
George looked at Dream pitifully, Dream rolled his eyes, his anger subsided a little, and then he looked at Sapnap.
"I'm going get some medicine!" Sapnap saw that something was wrong, he immediately picked up the cat and made an excuse to escape.
"George...You can't always be so easily provoked by Sapnap. Although I proposed it, marriage is not a game, George, this isn't joking." Dream said with a serious look at the other party.
"…" George looked away from Dream, licking his lips, frowning when he touched the wound.
"Heh, idiot...don't lick." Dream chuckled, dragging George's chin to turn him to face him, "Keep the wound clean!"
"Salt." George stared blankly at Dream and said, "Dream is my first kiss."
Dream was stunned, both of them blushing, "Uh...Okay?" Dream stammered and didn't know what to say.George gave him his first kiss, Should he say thank you?
"If we get married, I want to wear a suit and you wear a wedding dress." George said.
"What!?" Dream exclaimed, "Why...why? Can't we wear a suit at the same time?"
"I look better in a suit."
"Then I can wear a white suit, if you insist"
We can invite all our friends to the wedding, it will be the largest and most attended wedding in history, we can invite Mr. Beast to be the officiant, and Bad to be our priest...
"Do you want on Live? Wedding Vlog?" Dream laughed, "Hahaha, it will definitely be watched by a lot of people, how many people do you think there will be?"
"At least more than 100 million people! So many streamers will participate!"
"It's really crazy,But I guess they wouldn't be too surprised."
"Yes, DNF"
They looked at each other, and with a puff, they laughed together, and the living room was filled with laughter and the sound of the kettle boiling.
"Seriously? won't your parents say anything?" Dream asked, leaning back on the couch, and George sat on the ground, head on Dream's lap.
"I can explain to them that this is a 'business cooperation', not to mention that I don't think I need to have a girlfriend. I'm too busy, I need to do a lot of things with you."
"True, True...." Dream agreed in a low voice.
"Not to mention, you said that my future is your future, right?"
"Hehehe, 'I'm a little in love with my friend'?"
"Hehehe~"
"George! We're getting married!" Dream suddenly shouted excitedly, and George also cheered loudly with his hands up.
"WooHoo!! LET’S GO!!!!!"
"Wait! What about me?" Sapnap, who had been eavesdropping for a long time, finally jumped out with a medical box in his arms.
Dream and George looked at each other, "We can adopt you Sapnap." "Pfft!!"
"WHAT?!"
"Honestly, I'm actually raising you too, so you have nothing to complain about!" Dream said.
"Fine...." Sapnap walked towards them holding the medical box, rolled his eyes at them, and suddenly he jumped up and held the medical box aloft, cheering loudly, "My two best bro are getting married! Yay!!!"
""Yeah!!"" The three of them kept cheering with their hands raised, dashing back and forth like they were crazy monkeys.
Patches, who was lying on the kitchen table, looked at the three crazy masters in the living room, and calmly licked his paws.
END