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2022-03-14
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wildcat omens

Summary:

According to 'The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Montez, Witch', written in 1655 before she exploded, the world will end on a Saturday. Next Saturday, in fact. Just after tea... And, it is up to Snake Demon Ryan and Principality Angel Chad to stop the Antichrist from bringing forth The End Of The World...

Oh, and someone seems to have misplaced the Antichrist.

 

High School Musical meets Good Omens.

Notes:

Hi! So, I understand this is something none of you were expecting, well neither was I!
This will be roughly over 30 chapters, so there's that to look forward to - haha!
So, I headcanon that Warlock is non-binary, so deal with a non-binary Tiara Gold, sorry, not sorry.
Also, if you have read ALL my fanfics; first of all, are you okay? You're probably traumatised right? Second, then you know this'll be my sixth time writing Good Omens, and I'm even considering doing a seventh (for Sherlock, idk), how am I not Good Omens out yet? Idk, but I'm not!

Spoilers for Good Omens, TV series and book if you want to watch/read it first. It's just going to be that, but with High School Musical instead, if you don't care, then go ahead and read! I hope you enjoy!

Okay, now... ONTO THE FIC!!!!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: wildcat omens...

Summary:

An introduction to all the characters...

Notes:

Madam Coleman is Taylor McKessie's work name, but will be mainly called "Madam Taylor" for convenience's sake.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

WILDCAT OMENS

 

A Narrative of Certain Events occurring in the last eleven years of human history, in strict accordance as shall be shewn with:

The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Montez

 

Compiled and edited, with Footnotes of an Educational Nature and Precepts for the Wise, by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, and ImJustPassingThrough.

 

DRAMATIS PERSONAE

SUPERNATURAL BEINGS

God (God)

Metatron (The Voice of God)

Gabriel (A Messenger Archangel with a punchable face)

Sandalphon (A Wishes Fulfilled Archangel with a sleezy personality)

Michael (A Warrior Archangel who is actually not as bad as the others.)

Uriel (A Knowledge Archangel who has violent tendencies)

Chad (An Angel, and part-time rare book collector, and sport shop owner, and part time student)

Satan (A Fallen Angel; the Adversary)

Beelzebub (A Likewise Fallen Angel and Prince of Hell)

Hastur (A Fallen Angel and Duke of Hell)

Ligur (Likewise a Fallen Angel and Duke of Hell)

Eric/Legion (A Disposable Demon)

Ryan (An Angel who did not so much Fall as Saunter Vaguely Downwards)

 

APOCALYPTIC HORSEPERSONS

DEATH (Death)

War (War)

Famine (Famine)

Pollution (Pollution)

 

HUMANS

Thou-Shalt-Not-Commit-Adultery Bolton (A Witchfinder)

Agnes Montez (A Prophetess)

Troy Bolton (Wages Clerk, Basketball Fanatic and Witchfinder Private)

Gabriella Montez (Practical Occultist and Professional Descendant)

Kelsi Nielsen (Witchfinder Sergeant)

Madame Coleman/Taylor (Painted Jezebel [mornings only, Thursdays by arrangement] and Medium)

Sister Mary Loquacious (A Satanic Nun of the Chattering Order of St. Beryl)

Mr. Evans (A Father)

Mr. Tyler (A Chairman of a Residents' Association)

Lesley (A Delivery Man)

 

THEM

SHARPAY (An Antichrist)

Martha (A Girl)

Zeke (A Boy)

Jason (A Boy)

 

Full Chorus of Tibetans, Aliens, English Folks, Atlanteans and other rare and strange Creatures of the Last Days.

 

AND:

 

Dog (Satanical hellhound and cat-worrier)

Notes:

Book Good Omens

Madam Coleman is Taylor McKessie's work name, but will be mainly called "Madam Taylor" for convenience's sake. Taylor McKessie is also sharing the name "Monique Coleman", and that's because, she's the actress who played Taylor McKessie.