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“It seems as though the world’s favorite multi-lingual band, Voltron, is in need of a new bassist, and it seems it’s come in the form of a Latin American package,” the radio anchor chuckled. “Latin-America’s own sweetheart, whether they were born there or not, Y/n L/n, has officially joined forces with the diverse band, and fans are rioting! In a good way, of course. And, here is our caller.
“Hey, Laura, how are you doing?”
“HI!” the excited girl squeals. “I’m- I’m so excited! Y/n is my all-time favorite artist and Voltron is my all-time favorite band and now that they’ve joined I literally can’t wait until the next album drop!”
“You know, that’s exactly why we’re here. I’ve just recently gotten news that on Y/n’s birthday, at noon exactly, the new Voltron album, with Y/n singing, is going to drop,” he says.
She screams, “NO WAY?!”
“Now, you, Laura, were our 150th caller! That merits a reward don’t you think?”
“I-I guess!”
“Well, you just won a free pre-ordered vinyl, CD, poster, and T-shirt of V Presents: Y/N!” he announces.
She screams again, and the audio from the call cuts out, “NO WAY! NO W- NO- NO WA- I CAN’T- LIEVE- S CRA- WHA-“