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“Hey, idiots.” The Little Prince was smoking a pipe as he talked to his underlings. “I am proud of you. I am happy to announce that we have made our first profits!” The crowd of Ancestors cheered wildly, happy to see that their endeavors has been fulfilled.
“What should we spend it on? Of course, Valley Elder fanfiction. They’re so hottt… oh Rose?”
The Rose was standing there, menacingly. “Prince Little Prince, our members have been doing good. The Hermit has made us a lot of money dealing pants, and the Fire Prophet is well-liked. However, the Forest Elder is not doing well in our organization. It seems like they are too busy wearing…. cosplays of animals to be effective.”
The Little Prince strolled around. “For now, our primary goal is to go to the Village of Dreams to buy the fanfiction. We will need every member on hand.”
“Prince Little Prince, I will be able to do that. Let’s go.” The Rose teleported out of sight.
The Prince, the Rose, Hermit, the Forest Elder, and the Prophet of Fire stole a Wasteland boat and traveled to the Village of Dreams.
“The goods are in that house. Let’s go.”
The Rose knocked ok the door, and it was immediately opened by… the valley eldars ??! And Ebony Dark’Stone Manta Blender Way ??!?!
The Little Prince’s eyes shifted immediately to The Valley Elders. Even as the ruler of the hottest and coolest mafia organization in the ETNIRE WORLD, he couldn’t help but feel a little attracted to the twins.
“Ahem, you look very lovely.” the Prince said suavely, making The Valley Elders blush extensively. “I’d like to buy Ebony’s fanfiction for your indentured servitude towards me, is this okay?”
The Valley Elders immediately agreed, as did Ebony. “For you, leader of the Prince Mafia, I’ll do anything.” they said as they gave the hot Prince the glorious fanfiction.
But there was no time to read it… since Ayin’s spies we’re here !!