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    A lot of people see working as a Clerk at Lobotomy Corporation as a guaranteed death sentence. What exactly are you supposed to do against the terrifying monsters within the facility with a handgun and a suit? My colleagues had an answer for that.

    "Pray for help or save a bullet for yourself."

    I'm not so sure why they're so negative about this gig, nothing bad has happened to me ever since I started working here! It's been damn near smooth sailing!

    Can't say the same for some of my coworkers though...

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